whats the basis of the 30 yr old virgin wizard meme? Cant people

You just got to go 30 years without it or jacking off. You don't -have- to be a virgin.

And you can still be a wizard without doing it just not as powerful.

>>18693875
ahhh must be why most wizards are close to 100 years old...but where is the literature that talks about this?

Its because youve literally transcended the basis of life on this planet. Everything here (with some exceptions) exists in order to reproduce. Even the cells in your body, they asexually reproduce. Every plant, and every animal. To not even consider reproducing for 30+ years, thats commendable. Its almost defying "logic" itself, such as a Wizard defies physical logic with magic.

>>18693875
It's worth the wait. Since I became a wizard, I've been casting sex spells.

The basic premise goes at least as far back as Spaceballs.

>>18693875
I'm a wizard and I fuck hella bitches so ...

>>18694168
>fucking bitches
>on 4chan
Pick one motherfucker

It's partly a joke about how a person who goes so strongly against their natural urges and drive to reproduce must have willpower stronger than most humans who have ever lived

There is a grain of truth to it, in that sex is a massive waste of energy when you really consider it

It's a meme that plays on our classical association of social isolation with hermitry. "I haven't had sex because I've been studying arcane knowledge" and so forth.

Of course there is theological and mythological evidence associating virginity with magic... female virginity that is. Male virginity ain't worth shit.

Sperm is magic energy
If you have ever ejaculated, you can never be a wizard
The first time you ejaculate you essentially cut off the chain of magic that was growing within you.

This is why there are literally no wizards anymore, everyone ejaculates long before they can use their magic powers.

>>18695859
EXBLAIN ROIGHT NAO

>>18695863
Prove me wrong

It has SOME grain of truth in it, just read any esoteric book that isn"t about satanism and you'll know that anything short of ritual sex magic is pretty much a waste of time and a good way of numbing your root chakra.

>>18695865
Kids aren't wizards

>>18695865
Most wizards were ultra normies up to the point they realized the true path, it has nothing to do with eternal abstination

>>18693954
There is an effect multiplier that depends on how attractive you are.
The more "attractiveness" you waste the more the universe rewards you with deep knowledge that what you just did is fugged.

>>18693875
Revelation 14:4

>>18694196
Kek'd

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>>18695865
>Prove me wrong
Inherently fallacious thinking. The burden of proof is with you, not me.

It's no wonder you believe in wizards.

>>18693914
Confirmed wizard here, although not as powerful as a non faping wizard, I'm still trying to decide on my staff but I think I'll go with the classical purple garb and pointy hat

>>18695880
Kids aren't 30

The Key of Solomon says that preparation for summoning any of the Goetia involves 30 days of abstinence, so there's that.

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>>18696996
>a non faping wizard, I'm still trying to decide on my staff

>>18696996
Maybe be a specialised kind of wizard and base your garb around that?

I for example am a probability wizard and wear a lot of black and white robes and my staff is gnarled Oak topped with a 20 sided die