Guys I was just talking with my gf and she suddenly goes like

>>18687661
She was blacked.

>>18687661
That means she wants the D.

What a lousy lie. It struck her that she's fucking you. No wonder she started screaming.

>>18687661
Was there a tree behind the alien?

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>>18687661
>>18687661

Here's some bird headed deities...

http://www.crystalinks.com/bird.html

I'm the "Son of Chaos" so if you want to ask questions about legitimate unusual neurological experiences you can ask me on my twitter: https://twitter.com/TheImperialCult

It may just be a hallucination or it may be a vision. It depends on who your girlfriend is, the frequency of experiences like this, and more details about the vision.

However, if I am reading this, it may be fated that I read it and so it may be you're fated to meet me - in which case you may want to message me on Twitter.

yeah that didnt happen op

>>18687661
Shes on her peroid.

>>18687674
lmao

>>18687661
Could be a stroke, people can have them young. Tell her to see a doctor.

Sounds like she had an opportunity to talk to a pretty cool stranger. Maybe she should have taken the time to get to know the skinless bird-man before judging him like that.

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>>18687929

God has come home after a long exile, so don't immediately dismiss people who claim to have visions.

https://youtu.be/k3jt5ibfRzw?t=1m56s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJJcpHQaHV4

>>18687741
top kek
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Bur

>>18688030
While I agree with you it's actually best to rule out mental illness FIRST. If she had a stroke she really shouldn't wait and should see a doctor ASAP. The quicker the better with them.

>>18688030

You also shouldn't immediately discount the possibility of a serious medical condition. Unless you believe that people don't die from strokes, or that they don't exist, or that they don't impact brain function. Which, if you do, fucking whatever.

>>18687661
A woman? She most likely wants some attention.

The Avians of Antarctica are trying to make contact with the lowly plebs

op it sounds like she was picturing a future with you

hope this helps

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All be there some time soon to meet you both. CAW! CAW!

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>>18687661
she probably just imagined it lmao
maybe shes just scared of birds or something subconsciously

>>18688030
>God has come home after a long exile, so don't immediately dismiss people who claim to have visions.

that must have been a pretty tough dude to exile god

>>18690477

I try.

>>18687661
Pump a Rum! PUMP A RUM!

Is she by chance ginger?

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>>18690477

Just a psychopathic mass-murdering rapist and his gang of terrorist losers living in a fantasy world.

God is omnipresent and can't be killed. But mortal vessels (prophets, "witches," kings, teachers, etc.) can be killed.

The moral of the gospels is "always shoot the albatross, he goes to heaven to live with God!" It's an altruistic act of self-sacrifice to murder God's chosen people because surely the next world is better than this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uDbUtCBEpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stJcQKJaAb0

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>>18690477

I read a comic book with talking bushes and staves that turn into snakes! It said it was ok to murder, rape, commit genocide, terrorize and vandalize! I'm going to act on it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0