ITT: short simple out of context sentences that sound unsettling

>>18660603
It is alive
And it wants you

I'm back

where did the door go

>>18660603
His name is Poobags Jones

Don't scream.

It's right there don't you see it?

I am phone.

>>18660603
Don't turn around

A perfectly normal friend with a few here and there odd behaviours who asked me
>Are the voices in my head too loud?

>>18660603
Everyone can hear sounds, it would be more disturbing if you could smell sounds.

>>18660622

I GET IT

Through the roof of my mouth, the structure is contorting.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon

>>18660796
mom's coming round to put it back the way it oughta be

>>18660796
>>18660823
Learn to swim

wait these aren't chocolate chips these are raisins

The Maniac's IN THE MAILBOX

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>>18660851

Dad, I cumm'd

theres loud ringing and no one else hears

Wait for me

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I bet you didn't notice me walk in.

>>18660682
I'm paranoid about things being behind me.

>>18660603
you came out of a vagina, you worth nothing. DIE

Your Life is an agression of the NAP. DIE !!
*gets killed by real human potentional a third worlder cant imagine thats why they act all brave, until they hit the floor with a teared off jaw drooling in thier malnutritioned blood*

>>18661008
*because the real human potentional was hidden of him in a naive try to make him feel at ease but the third worlder only becomes more retarded. and gets beaten like a teen questioning authority*

>>18660828
>>18660823

I love you guys. In all seriousness that lyric really does resonate so oddly with me every time I hear it. And that's saying a lot given the nature of most of their songs.

1= *teleports behind u*
2= Heh, nothin personal kid.

>>18661319
Hey its because of that song I made a 1.6 Tb .txt file that just had the phrase "learn to swim" several millions of times.

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>>18661337
>1337
L33t

They'll be here soon.

Something fell.

wasn't there a lamp there

>>18660603

Please, wake up.

>>18660603
That's just me anon.

>>18660603
Tonguepunch fartboxer

>>18660603
heres johnny!

*teleports behind your back*

I wouldnt worry about that

>>18662013
*Uses telekinesis to hover u in the air above me*
Heh, nobody's stealing my lines today...

>>18662044
TSUTSUKIYOMI!

You've been under me genjutsu the whole time...

I know where you live

>>18662049
Heh, too easy
*slices u in half with katana and uses fire powers to burn the body*

I'm a white male

check
'
em

>>18662364
No you check mine

Rise and shine.

GIRUGAMESH

>>18662499
KURESI DAIAMANDO

this bacon is delicious!

>>18660603
I love you

>>18660682
'Cause youre gonna see my heart breaking!

"internet history"

>>18660603
The ice cream has melted

This is where I died

It's coming...

>>18660603
Imagine receiving a message from the future five years ago. "President Donald Trump"

Would you believe it or think your future self is meme'ing you?

>>18662693
>five years ago
goddamn, that was before I got disabled. I had marketable job skills, I could have actually left the country if I wanted...

That shouldn't be wet...

we cant unlock it from the inside

no one knows were stuck here

Taste her, its all your fault.

Dad, why?

The man farted.

And the lights would flicker on and off.

>>18660682
Der Komissar's in town

I can smell it again.


Btw im working in a hotel tonight and wandering around the corridors with all the guests asleep is both comforting and unsettling at the same time. Is there a word for that?

>>18660603
It rubs the Lotion on its skin

>>18660851
The single most horrifying sentence in this thread so far.

I never go to sleep but I keep waking up.

"Hay, Anon, can I use your pc for a sec?"
Or
"Hay, Anon, can I use your phone for a sec?"

"I'm pregnant"

>>18663737
Now THAT is unsettling

>>18663737
"Haha no you fucking can't "

>>18662793
Best so far imo

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>>18660611
Fuck, this one got me
Imagine hiding from something at night with a group of people. You close yourself in a dark room and decide to take turns sleeping while someone guards the door. Suddenly, the guard quietly goes "where did the door go"
Bloody hell, fuck that

Their here

>>18660603
why are your windows open?

It's not like they'll notice it's gone.

Stick it in.

What are you talking about?

Dont look at the ceiling

Avoid mirrors

Remain calm at all times

Do not attempt to investigate

Do not open doors

Do not acknowledge anomalous faces

Do not answer phone calls

Do not look for loved ones

Do not look at the night sky

It's in the light

The moon came in

White like eyes

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>>18665009
>Do not acknowledge anomalous faces
Don't say that

>>18665024
JIMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18665009
Some of those lines are directly from Local 58, but some of it isn't from that video.
Is this original?

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I am with you, always, to be close to you, but always behind the walls, and to hear your sweet voice, but never to speak, anon....

>>18660682
I actually turned my head

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>>18662515
GREATO DAZE

>>18665009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

Are you here to hurt me?

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>>18660603
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN!

>>18660717
Check your non-deaf privelege

>>18660642

>>18660603
The wall won't be built

Birds always watch me when I'm not looking.

>>18666074

ur the real winner here kiddo

>>18660603
I can see 5, maybe 6, of them

Looking into the mirror with mouth ajar you see what you look to be small, black, beady little eyes starring into your own from inside the back of your throat, they retreat from view when you lean forward.

>>18660682
Look up

>>18660603
"Hey son ,whate are you watching in your compu..."

The dark isn't scary when you close your eyes.

>>18660983
Aaaaaaaahhhhh

look up

>>18660603

I have no mouth and I must scream

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>>18662793

I voted for Clinton.

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>>18668500

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>>18669326
Yeah like the majority og americans

>>18660603
What kinda meat is this?

>>18660603
'Well it's only a thin interior wall, but the sounds are definitely coming from inside it.'

My reflection is crying again.

no john, you are the demons.

You're a big guy

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>>18663737
>years ago
>christmas afternoon
>aunt and big sister borrows my computer
>sister types "girl"
>"girl shitting"
>"girl farting and pooping"
>"girl having diarrhea"

You hurt my feelings... they're bleeding!

I will cut you up and see if you love me deep inside.

>>18669516
Lamb. Why do you ask?

Don't shake it more than twice.

>>18660603
I see much more at night than in daytime.

>>18660603
I have to fix mommy

>>18660983
why is that 1mb

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>>18669638
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but who was phone

he has no style

KONO; POWA!

he has no grace

>>18660717
Listen! Smell that?

>>18660603

You deserve to be eaten.

>>18660603
I didn't turn on the shower

>>18660603
"Never gonna give you up"

>>18669721
dude fuckin saaame :(

>>18660603
Oh god, what's that sitting on the porch?

>>18660603
"I'm in your area"

>>18660642
The answer to the biggest question in x's history

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>>18660642

this kong has a funny face

>>18671943
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

I ' M I N Y O U R A R E A

>>18660603
HE WAS NUMBER ONE

Sup lil nigga, my name's Bubba.

The fireflies beckon me tonight.

>>18660603
niggers

Why is the floor so wet in here?

Did somebody's dog get lose?

Where'd everybody go?

Why are you screaming?

What's wrong with your face?

Don't worry, the scratching in the walls just rats.

It's okay, she doesn't hurt anymore.

Let's play tag!

Please don't leave, Anon; I don't like to be alone.

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>>18660622

>>18660603
what the fuck else would you hear

>>18660863
pffft underrated

>>18661029
too real. do you every try to explain this and just sound fucking nuts?

>>18672041
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>>18660603
Pretty much anything to do with something looking in from out the window is spooky

Or just simply 'its looking at us'

Anon... dont look but are those dubs?

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Sand in the potato salad

you are not alone
[spoiler]you are alone[/spoiler]

niggers tongue my anus

>>18660603
Nothing Personnel, kid.

>>18675389
No,these
>>18675399
are dubz

>>18660603
I don't think...

What kind of toilet paper do you prefer?
Is there a song you'd like to hear?
Are you sleeping well?
Do you need to sit down?
Does it always hurt?
Can I pour you a drink?
What are you doing about your skin?
Has sex been a way to escape your problems?
What does sex mean to you?
Does alcohol help?
Do you feel depressed afterwards?
Isn't it extraordinary to do what you're doing for free?
Do others do it because they enjoy it?
Do you get what you want?
What are you getting out of it?
Does it hurt emotionally?
What are you scared of? Pain?
Who can you talk to?
Are you really happy with the way you look?
What do you think of yourself?
What could you have done differently?
Could you possibly help us?
What do you think of yourself?
Do you lie back on your bed in thought?
Do you wonder about what your parents would think?

>>18660603
There's so much fake news!

>>18660603
Together....Forever...

I see you.

He's in the pipes

It's you. It's always been you.

>>18660603
I can't stand you anymore.

>>18660603
Help me...

>>18660603
Inside!

>>18660603
I am the Senate!

>>18660603
The oppression of the Sith will never return!

>>18660603
Now this is podracing!

>>18660603
I have the high ground!

>>18660603
I hate sand.

She was pregnant, too

Stay out of the mirror

I can unhear sounds.

Son, are you watching porn?

>>18660603
"I am the Senate"

Don't lie, you knew.

I don't need it anymore

I just wanted them gone

Ahhhhh

"What's the date on this?"

the corridor lengthened and became cooler

He led me through my dreams to great fortune and power...
In reality, he led me to him.

He came in through the mirror.

>>18663292
and the walls would ooze green slime

down the hill

allahu akbar

But I don't have mirrors...

ASL

the chosen few are set to arrive
(no one gets out of here alive!)

>>18662462
pathetic.. check these

there was a hole here

>>18660603

Don't move while I put this in there

Thank you.

>>18682229
It's gone now.

Preferable meat

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>>18664698
In the event of an invasion, when stranded in a house under seige, it is sometimes more practical to break all the windows in the house and sealing their frames with nails, thus rendering the most vulnerable parts of your would-be fort as the most deadly weapons in your arsenal

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>>18675399
>GIVETH
>ME
>CONNIPTIONS

I have the picture.

>>18678591
is this a slut getting questioned by her therapist?

>>18686241
Her therapist gave up a long time ago.

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>>18660603
i can hear you breath..

The whispers never lie

Behind you.

She told me she was 18

>look behind you

>>18660603
Your mom has herpes.

>>18661460

Someone fell.

>>18662620
JUST WALK AWAY

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>18660603
I hear them in the attic.

Babe, I'm pregnant

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>>18660603
"I need you to come into work today"

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>drinking having fun with friends
>one weapon nut friend pulls out a knife
"Who the fuck are you?"
>there's someone extra there
>ended up joining the group at some point
>no one know who he is
The guy left without incident, just slowly walking backwards into the bushes but that sentence is the angriest I've ever heard that friend and it kinda spooked me.

FOR EV ER

It wears us

I heard it too

>>18689194
he was just trying to make friends
it's hard when you're out on your own

>>18660603
Big dicks in a cat's ass?!

"I wouldn't worry about it."

>>18689304
Probably, the way my trend reacted to the outsider spooked me. Also the fact that this extra person snuck into our group and didn't say or do anything, he was just watching us.

>>18660603
I didn't pull out

>>18669908
the dimensions
also
>What I wouldn't do to see my shadow again

Man door hand hook car door

>>18669410
>dead people, illegal aliens, and being able to vote multiple times are the majority of Americans
ok

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>>18663737
this happened to me while I was at work. My gf at home texted me
>I found your porn folder

That was very unsettling. She said some of it was hot but then started getting disturbed by the mom-daughter stuff. That text made my adrenaline spike pretty hard.

>current gf uses my phone
>opens gallery
>here we go
>it's all G rated except one pic I saved of an Asian girl posing naked in front of a confederate flag.
>gf is Asian
>have confederate flag on wall in my house
>she scrolls past it and doesn't say anything
wew

Your house got very nice windows

>>18660603
You were my brother, Anakin!

>>18660603
I HATE YOU!!!

>>18660603
Unlimited...POWEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!

This is my swamp.

>>18660603
My peenus weanus, of course

>>18662711
What happened, anon?

>>18670252
underrated

>>18660603
The shadows are moving again.

they can't hear you in here

>>18672276
Cringe-worthy post right here

Where is my gun?

"...but I fell asleep on the sofa last night."

He's black.

Why are you suddenly so big?

>>18689194
skinwalker, son

>>18660603
It's on the ceiling.

If you don't see them coming it's not quite as scary

No, for real, someone wrote "gullible" on the ceiling.

Something's coming... *sharts*

My name Jeff

If you don't notice them, they won't notice you.

You never hear the one that gets you

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>>18660603
get up we need to go, now hurry hurry!

Don't look at it in the eyes.

They look like Us.

W E L C O
M E T O T
H E N E X
TL E V E L

"Quiet THEY will hear us."

Stay out of the moonlight.

My cat stole my merkins

Where is the hallway I just walked through?

>>18660603
They told me it wouldn't hurt.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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>>18689481

I attended some friends party a a month or so ago.

It was pretty chill but there was this one guy just standing around, beer in hand. At first I thought it was just someone at the parties friend but then I caught someone having a conversation about him outside on the balcony.

It seemed like they had asked around and apparently nobody knew who he was.

Didn't help that I was on edge due to how THC affects me.

Please wake up

SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

You have to wake them up, we have to play.

That wasn't a banana.

V has come to

Why do I remember his face?

>>18660603
Its in there

Is that you?

Tell me something about yourself

>>18664698
They're

C'mon man...

Is normal wake up with blood in my hands?

>>18663676
kek
underrated post

>>18670252
He has no grace

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>>18660603
"I was tulpa"

>>18660603
I can't feel my body

You look at your cat in horror.

"Oh shit, did I say that out loud?" it says.

What do you like to do in your spare time?

>>18697449
kek

Watch the skies.

There's only one lightbulb, so why are there two shadows?

>>18660823
Heard the guitar in my head and drifted off for a bit. Thank you.

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>>18697537

Candlejack is beh

>>18660603
Pull my finger.

Your time is up.

>>18697449
underrated

The flies got in.

Niggers tongue my anus

>>18663292
"Nostefaru!!"

People will be hurt.

"Come in. Close the door behind you."

Ready to be an accessory after the fact?

>>18660603
The hallway whispers

>>18660603

it doesn't like the light

Fire walk with me

>>18664888
the trips made this comment

>>18682229
IT WAS MADE FOR ME

>>18664888
The lid.

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>>18660603
It can think

>>18660603
"There's someone in there with you"

"It's coming from inside the house"

"You have been found"/"Something has found you"

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That fart felt wet

This is not a test.
Seek shelter immediately.

you have to work at walmart

free your ass and your mind will follow

They whisper something right before they feed.

>>18660603
"I'm phoning the police"

I can´t control it.

hello guys its ya boi anomaly

>>18660603
If you think that's impressive, wait until you see what I can do with my poop.

>>18660603
"Hey! The door is open for some reason..."

>>18660603
"HARDER DADDY!"

FIST ME HARDER

Some of you guys are alright.

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>>18701872

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>>18660608

>>18660603
Why is the poodle on the roof?

>>18662109
correction
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

Did I leave the stove on?

It doesnt have no feelings.

Hey, what's that?