what does /x/ think of masturbating and its effects on the afterlife?

>>18655708
release the seed

>>18655708
Its a real hard link to sever, but the endorphin rush is almost over powering, it is easy to get caught up in cause its so easy to pleasure yourself, pretty sure it might be okay, as long as its not to the point of self abuse, so like a wank ever other week might be okay, but i still wouldn't recommend it, i often find myself saying im going to hell once im finished tho..

>>18655718
yes, that too. I haven't given the thought about that actually. you're washing your seed away, life essentially. what could that mean?

>>18655730
for me, it's more or so, how my ancestors and passed on friends and relatives perceive it. its a very private thing and i always imagine judgment from a spirit or something.

>>18655708
It's natural and exists in nature. It's the reason Dolphins swim in the wake of ships.

The only thing that is bizarre is your thoughts on it

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>>18655755
>It's the reason Dolphins swim in the wake of ships

>>18655743
Well if that spirit lived a life on Earth, chances are that they have masturbated before and won't really care. They may even fuck with you just for fun.

>>18655743
I think its safe to say just don't do it, but if you need to relieve yourself just hold on for a few more days to make it really worth.

I'm trying to stop all together but the synapse in my head are well and truly linked making it kinda hard to kick, so im trying replacing it with working out
EG do 10 push ups in place of self relief.

>>18655755
The rushing water pleasures them?

>>18655773
thank you for the idea, anon

>>18655708
I'm seriosuly thinking in stoping all togheter.

I'm not achieving the desired results and just make someone uncomfortable.

Besides that I don't think that it's a sin or anything.

>>18655772
i chuckled, but you dont think the ones who are not on earth, never come to visit from wherever they are?

>>18655755
also, as far as intercourse goes, the last thought during climax is said to leave its imprint on the DNA of the seed, thus affecting the development of the offspring and its personality.

>>18655780
i had a sleep paralysis incident after i released my seed during nighttime. i deleted most of my pornographic history and images because of it. several days later I was fantasizing about a coworker and released it again but since then i haven't.

>>18655790
very insightful thank you

>>18655790
>300x400, 500x600, fuck...

>>18655797
I'm just not feeling it, I kind of know why, but at the same time I don't.

>>18655802
>I'm just not feeling it, I kind of know why, but at the same time I don't.
explain what you mean, anon

>>18655810
I get horny, but not really, and porn does nothing to me, I can get a boner but I get bored half way.

Only think that really worked lately it's been interacting with someone, but I don't think that's what she want.

So, better not doing it at all.

>>18655790
that actually makes perfect sense, especially considering that your thoughts have an immediate effect on your body (i.e placebo), i can't see why they wouldn't affect the vitality etc of the sperm during ejaculation.

>>18655832
well, i wish you well. sex shouldn't be priority, anon. get to know this person, and make them value their existence. love is strange. i have yet to experience such thing.

>>18655868
Thanks, I kind of needed to hear that.

Sex ain't the priority I can assure you of that, but It will be nice to climax once in a while.

>>18655884
i am in the same raft, my friend. our time will come, just be patient and focus on the mind.

you can do anything.

>>18655772
>may even fuck with you just for fun
>may even fuck you

My ultimate fantasy

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Relax, there's no afterlife at all. Enjoy the time you actually have. Don't feel guilty about your semen. That's SILLY AS FUCK.

>>18655708
it's all about moderation.
From my personal experience, if you masturbate too much, it'll become an uncontrollable habit which consumes your time, lowers motivation and depletes mental and physical health.
Also daily masturbation takes the joy out of the experience and makes it more of a mundane monotonous behaviour.

However, if you try to go without it forever, it'll drive you nuts and you'll eventually crack anyway, feeling guilty and not enjoying it as much.

Last time I went over a week without masturbating, I had a wet dream. Your body needs to constantly recycle the semen to keep it fresh and active.

Just acknowledge you are human and it's in your genetics to have sexual thoughts and to ejaculate.

>>18655743
If a spirit is capable of controlling it's afterlife and being sentient like that, it will just be as meaningless to them as any other physical need you fulfill, like pooping and eating. They'll have no reason to judge you if they remember what it was like to be alive.

This thread is nuts.

>>18655790
> the last thought during climax is said to leave its imprint on the DNA of the seed

Yeah, also masturbation is said to let grow the hair on your hands, and to degenerate your spinal column, or some such.

That begs the question, when exactly during the climax does the last thought happen, and isn't the seed that is spilled out then already finished for some time, instead of being made Just In Time in the tip of your dick...

Granted, on their way out, there may be bodily fluids involved, depending on your mood, that may have an influence on the overall properties, but the last thought imprinted in the DNA... oh come on!

>>18655790
Lmao, I need to take a break from this board. This level of idiocy is /b/-tier roleplaying.

>>18655708
>>18655730
>>18655773
Y'all must be Catholics . . . . . . . . . . . . or Mormons

>>18656914
crowley discusses this thoroughly in "all" of his books which if you aren't familiar with, indeed you have no business on this board.

The busier you are, the harder it is to fap. You can't expect a successful nofap if you're going to sit alone in your room all day... That is literally impossible.

>>18656955
Oh shit, look at mr. Authority right there. You didn't even capitalize his last name, faggot. And I have a leather-bound copy of Liber AL sitting on my shelf that I'll gladly photograph for you.

>my spice must flow
I yell that over and over again while jacking it

>>18656965
i mean..i could use some reasoning as to why you think what I said is stupid, which i'm sure you'll be able to provide just as easily and willingly as you do with your insults or a picture of the book which i have 0 interest to look at. especially since u had the decency to capitalize the author's name and all.

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did moot survive the halocaust
i havnt seen him in my ceiling in a while
... real slenderman

>>18656040
Please go be edgy somewhere else, heard it's appreciated over at /b/.

if anyone knows who created the device that puts air in your body give me an alias ill help have everythign removed that bugs you