> You can only take one thing into the woods when you go spoop-doopin'

>>18654863
OP, go back to reeddiitt.

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>>18654892

Fuck them, fuck their gmo-free wel-fare, and fuck their man buns. I got hair down to my ass and it's staying there!

>>18654863
>only take one thing
I'm taking as much as I want to.
You go prancing around stark naked if you want.

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>>18654863
Obviously an altoids can filled full of survival stuff, my man.

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>>18654942

Well congradulations, when you be ghost huntin' in the woods with best gal now 'only thing she gon' see is my CACK

>>18654963
>with best gal
You really did just get here from Reddit.

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>>18654991

no, but the friends I see everyday do. . . .

CACK

Handbow (pistol crossbow) with a knife attached under it and a flashlight attatched to the side.

a can full of gas and a lighter, if spoops show up create a wide ring of fire around myself to protect me

>>18654863
What's the deodorant for, marking your territory?
You could just pee on a bush, ya know.

>>18654863
Small Pox blankets

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>>18654863
My 1 thing is my "adventure" pack. Started as a bug-out bag. Bug outs never happened so now it's for camping/hiking/spoop hunting.
It's technically 1 thing so suck it OP.

>>18657084
forgot the fedora

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>>18657084
>putting a sword in a bugout bag

>>18654863
The only thing you need to see ghost is a gram of LSD

>>18657084
... Why a sword? I am honestly curious.

>>18657521
So he can pretend to fight wraiths in his parents basement

>>18657084
Are you a fucking retard? Why sword? Buy yourself a machete, better more handy lightweight and stuff.

>>18654991
It doesn't matter where the spoops come from, as long as they're genuine.

>>18657567
Swords to play-fight the valhallan warrior spirits he'll find my man.
I swear niggas know nothin' these days.

>my idea of going innawoods is walking 30 feet from my car

The thread. If I only took ONE thing on my innawoods trips, I'd be fucked.

>>18657623
A real man brings nothing but his dick.
Didn't you know this? It's to induce fear into the entities you're about to meet. What kind of fucking trick wouldn't a guy like that have up his sleeve?

>>18657630
I know you think you're funny. But you aren't funny. Just throwin' that out there bruh.

>>18657623
But seriously, I'm all for animism and druidism and walking innawoods while being high as a kite at daytime or as the sun is going down. But there is always this eerie feeling when it's pitch black.
What WOULD you recommend to bring? Right now all I have collected so far is a RAD LED flashlight.
Please don't tell me holy water, I'm not trying to get on the bad side of demons.

>>18657635
It was more of a metaphor, but I guess shit like that flies right over your head. I'm all for befriending spirits, as I've 'befriended' some Demons.
But purely malevolent entities like skinwalkers don't seem like they'd want to get buddy-buddy with anyone.

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>>18654863
My gun. Looks like pic related.

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>>18657521
save bullets

>>18657521
gunshots will draw the other zombies to your location

A ghost
That way I won't have to wander too far to find one and all of my beliefs will be confirmed

>>18657567
I prefer katanas.

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>>18657084
>sword
>hatchet
>toy guns
>nothing useful

>>18658912
>toy guns
>>18657567
>Why sword? Buy yourself a machete, better more handy lightweight and stuff.
why not both? besides, this is /x/, not /k/ or /out/.
>>18657521
>... Why a sword? I am honestly curious.
I've got a few reasons. Machete's are poor melee weapons. I'm quicker with my longsword than with my machete. My sword also weighs about the same as my machete. Plus the symbology behind the long sword (truth, justice, authority, Chritianity, etc, etc) is a pretty good perk against a decent amount of spoops out there susceptible to the power of suggestion/authority and all that. Besides, I use my bowie knife (not pictured) for brush clearing when I'm innawoods with my long sword. And lastly, swords and swordsmanship is fun as hell.
>>18657121
no u.

Mosin-Nagant M44.

>>18654863
Just a pistol so I can kill myself super quick in case a skin walker or some hills have eyes motherfucker decides to take me

>>18660366
Do you actually know how to handle a sword? Because you sound like a roleplayer

>>18661567
Dude. He'd be using a sword to finish off, deer, or hack down plants. At worse to fight off a skinwalker or bear (in which case it is better than a machete but worse than a spear.)

He isn't going to run into a feral 1500's knight down by the river or some shit.

Like...carrying a sword IS stupid. But I can't stand the "hurr duurrr u gotta kno how tuh use a sword" crap. And the reason carrying a sword is stupid is because you'd be using and abusing something that is either expensive as fuck if it is actually useable, or cheap as fuck and will break once you smack it on something hard enough. That is the only reason not to carry a sword. Money and reliability.