Favorite paranormal/mythological creature?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
>>18650567
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus
bumpy
El Chupacabras
IT CAN NOT BE EXPLAINED.
>>18650699
>>18650723
>>18650707
Everybody OUT of my thread
>>18650567
the Alabama one-legged mouthless swamp hyena
they are known to attack turtles and fishermen
Pic related.
>>18650786
W-what is that?
>>18650844
A shitpost. A forced /pol/ meme.
>>18650852
I didn't know it came from /pol/
It makes sense now
>>18651261
This it's why we can't have nice things.
>>18650844
Here's a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organizations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>18650567
the huldra, but I like the whole SCP stuff more
>>18651323
>9gag logo
>>18651347
I didn't notice...please forgive me.
>>18651374
Forgiven
>>18651374
>shutterstick logo
>>18651295
Not this bullshit again.
>>18650567
>Kappa? Cappuccino? Nah, makes me hyper.
>>18650567
this one is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Of0OPstYc
The penanggalan is pretty fckin rad
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penanggalan
>>18651785
What you don't like bogboff quick tips?
>>18650567
Paranormal:
Bigfoot
Mythological:
Gryphon
>>18650567
here's the defense against kappa (wikimedia). I had a good laugh, OP.
>>18653132
>>18650567
Our lord and savior kek of course
>>18653953
this works against most creatures desu
>>18653988
KEK VULT
these guys
>>18651785
Here's a quick rundown:
>Ruffsschilds bow to Dogdanoffs
>In contact with frisbees
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control furrance with an iron but fair paw
>Own collars & bones globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will roll over on the first cities on Mars (Dogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DOG editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer puppies will in all likelihood be Dogdanoff puppies
>Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of belly rubs and unprecedented technological pawgress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Dogdabots inside you right now
>The Dogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Arfangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Dog to the Orthodogs Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the puppe & the Orthodogs high command (First meeting between the two organizations in over 1000 dog years) and arranged the Orthodogs leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Dogdanoff bunker in Milkesbone land?
>They learned fluent Furrench in under a week
>Nation states entrust their bone reserves with the twins. There’s no bones in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Dogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old in dog years, from the space-time reference point of the base dog currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re good boys.
>>18654539
Thank you for giving me the dogpill, friendo
>>18654539
>rundown
>not ruffdown
What? No love for the giant skeletal in this thread?
>>18654588
shit
that's better actually
>>18654590
There can be giant skeleton love
>list of spirits
>>18650707
> El
El means THE. I would you say The Bigfoot?
>>18655034
We usually called like that.
No one says Chupacabra because we use the word "cabra" for little girl, and "chupa" means suck.
So it's "El Chupacabra", sounds better.
>>18650567
In Hungary, they believe in magical cats, cats that can keep evil spirits away and heal if loved, and call down horrible curses and mischief if mistreated. Or Nekos, or Exceeds from Fairy Tail. Any kind of magical cat creature.
>>18650844
One brother out of two that have gone crazy with plastic surgery. They are nuts and mostly harmless.
>>18654500
Whenever I see those motherfuckers this starts playing in my head
https://youtu.be/16RCvtziXj0
My favorite are hippos. Terrifying little shits.
>>18651295
They look like aliens wearing human suits
>>18657876
Me when I squirt milk out my nose
>>18650567
Whatever caused this...
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
>>18657934
same here. avalanches sure are scary
>>18657989
>avalanche caused them to strip down to their underwear in -30° weather, set a bright light in the sky and filled their stomachs with bloody goo
k
>>18658317
If you post the wikipedia article you should at least read it yourself before. literally all of these are explained, except bloody goo, which is not mentioned once. not in the mood to spoonfeed atm so just read up lad.
>>18658317
And when they get caught in an avalanche ribs are broken and penetrate the stomach lining allowing blood to mix with gastric acid creating a bloody goo. Mystery solved!
>>18658423
You're completely right. All these facts and proof everywhere... Usually when I go camping in -30° I also go running naked around a forest in a blizzard at midnight without any tools...
>>18658317
An avalanche ruined their tent forcing them out in underwear with broken limbs.
>>18654500
Gondola?
>>18658489
Except the tents weren't hit by the avalanche
>>18657876
Elephant strong! Remove hippo!
Inari Kitsune.
&
Divine Angels.
>>18658484
read the fucking article. espacially the EXPLANATIONS part. of course it's not proven but the avalanche theory seems a lpt more plausible to me tham lol paranormal
>>18650723
get thIS the FUCK of this board
>>18658317
>avalanche caused them to strip down to their underwear in -30° weather
hypotherma does that. When your in the final stages your body feels incredibly hot. its a well documented phenomenon