Afternoon. It's been some time since we've been vocal,

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Afternoon. It's been some time since we've been vocal, but I have come for an important reason. If any of you remember, during the holidays we ran a series of tests, looking for new members to add to our private research project "AVALANCHE". We selected two people to add to our team, and are looking forward to running these tests again soon.

Since these tests were run, we have made a breakthrough in our work which is going to change everything we know about the universe, about space, about time, about your own existence, and what it means.

One of our recent recruits is currently putting together a package to present publicly to the world, to unveil what we've been doing, and what we've discovered. We are projecting this package to be ready by the end of this week. The earliest we will present will be Friday afternoon, not only to this board, but in a large number of places. We have connections in high places, and are fully capable of spreading our information adequately.

We look forward to sharing our findings with you soon.