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OP way too busy sucking cock to use the catalog.

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>>18644207
>green text thread
>doesn't post green text
Kys.

dude,I'm the middle of typing it

Here's mine
>Be me,your average edgy teenager
>Shopping with a friend,lets call him A,near a super market near our house
>After buying 12 trucks worth of junk food and soda
>we walk across this bridge that connects our neighborhood to the super market
>Half way across the bridge we hear this loud shriek come from under the bridge
>A,being the bad ass that he is tells me to wait and he goes under the bridge,completely unarmed
>He comes back 1 minute later,he comes back unharmed
>He looks right into my eyes and says " I did't see anything down there lets go"
>WTF.gif

Sorry that it kinda sucks,and took a bit to type out,I'm kinda new to this,sorry

>>18644268
holy shit I never thought I'd be embarrassed reading something someone else wrote. this is an 18+ board senpai, get back to your homework.

>>18644207
OP here, here goes my green text

>it is dark
>be me, 24 years old
>I am in college
>go to restrooms, because penis is swollen
>SUDDENLY A BIG FUCKING CAR CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE TOILET
>mfw it is a matchbox

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>>18644414
Forgot my pix

>>18644861
Some fuckin nice OC here kiddies

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>>18644207

>Be me
>night janitor
>cleaning restrooms for a call center
>have to take a dump
>use the bathroom
>light turns off while I'm shitting
>Its 1 am, I'm shitting, the lights are off, and there's no one else in the entire building
>End up having to wipe my ass with a twinky wrapper
>decided to make a movie about it

And 28 days later, the script for Zombie Land was written.