My girlfriend has disclosed to me that she sees spirits and auras.

If OP is true then... Your girlfriend has got so bored with you that she lies to you for her own entertainment. Sorry bro, it's not going well. You'll probably break-up in the next few weeks because even that will grow boring, so.. yeah, be ready for that.

Bitches are crazy, bro. Lesson number 1.

(she can't see auroras senpai)

>>18642784
This it's simple not true.

She's special and she loves you.

>gf says she's a wizard
>gf also swears she honestly never fucked Jerome that night he gave her a lift home and her phone was switched off for 3 hrs because swamp gas

You know Jerome went ballsdeep though, right?

>>18642784
Why would she be not able to see auras? Every body can do that
It's not that big deal.

>>18642745
Just teach yourself to see auras. Lesson one: stare at one point as if your life depended on it, that point is now the most important place in the universe and anyone who doesn't stare at it is a loser, so focus all your powers as you wanted to see even atoms in that chosen point.

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>>18642822
Kek approves