Today is my 22nd birthday
Anything paranormal I can do for my birthday?
>>18639535
Drink bleach
>>18639535
Make love.
>>18639535
Put candles on a cake and say that ghosts are throwing you a party.
>>18639545
Naw this OP is on /X/ on his birthday. Probably doesn't have anybody to have sex with
Have you tried...drinking a ton of jagermeister and singing Happy Birthday backwards in Latin while listening to the instrumental version of any King Diamond songs?
Try that.
>>18639550
Exactly
Perform the ritual of zerzui binding.
Kill 22 males under the age of 22. Take a blood sample from each and mix them all together.
Masterbate furiously while using it as lube.