Could I go somewhere in the astral planes and fight demons and

Yes, no, maybe.

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>>18636390
lol?
what maeks u think u would have to leave? just go to ur vaccine
those be ayylmaos

Go to vaccination center and challenge the nurses there. They will act confused but as soon as your sword hits them they'll reveal themselves. They are quite powerful once they change so you better hit hard while they are vulnerable.

>>18636390
Are you 12?

>>18636722
No but my girl was all like yeah lets kill dark souls so i just wanted to be known if i could go to the astral planes

>>18636729
Yep, you're 12.

>>18636737
What

>>18636435
what do you mean by vaccination center? not op just have no idea wtf this means in relation to astral stuff

>>18636729

*sheathes obsidian katana* heh.. kid demons are a force to be reckoned... I don't think you can handle it.. I've been fighting demons for years kid.. it ain't sunshine and rainbows. *teleports behind you and grins, my red eyes gleaming with power* but ill let you in on a tip.. if you wanna kill demons, you gotta become one.. if you wanna know more, you know where to find me.

*leans back in the darkness, I close my eyes and darkness hides me, I disappear out of sight*

literally just kill yourself, fight everyone that ever existed.

demons are a meme.

>>18637168
This

>>18637168
that was just about the gayest thing i have ever read.

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>>18637194

>>18637233
can confirm am faggot

>>18637168
Is this cringe topic? Fucking hell m8 reading that I pictured a fat, sweaty, neckbearded nerd living in a dark basement and breathing hard.

>>18637362
Nope I'm a fit tow truck driver that works 70 hours a week so yeah no

>>18636390
Yes, it pretty fun! :)
There's something so satisfying about watching someone who wishes to do harm to others writhe in agony.

>>18637168
>>18637436
Totally cringe

>>18637444
Yeah Op here I meant more like just be able to go through and cut shit down like dark souls lol that was pretty gay

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>>18637168
fucking kek

>>18637178
Or maybe he was so successful he was able to afford a self repairing, self shining armor, I know I have back when I did dnd.

>>18636390
I can say with confidence for the three of us dwelling on this board. "You don't want to be around these 'dark' souls, they'll cut you up bad, and if you fight back they'll yell racism and spout '#BLM' in your and the astral cops faces."

>>18637168
This is beautiful

>>18636390
do you actually think a deamon thats trying to kill you would even be that slow?

>>18636390
Yes. If you have a high star you can fight them in any astral dream. They will come for you.

>>18637233
>>18637362
>>18637444

how new is /x/? a bunch of fucking youtube posters migrated to this board or something?

>>18637826
That's what I was thinking. There's so many variations of that edgy meme. You'd think they would have seen one of them by now...

>>18636390
Just join the US Military or become a Legionnaire.

>I want to fight things in the astral plane

No. No, you don't. The things which are hostile and would deserve a beating there would devour you like a bear would a squirrel. The only remotely human thing I've seen there which can stand up to hostile entities is the nightmare.

>>18637168
underrated shitposting imo

>>18638923
> roleplaying this hard