how accurate is this? http://www.theonion.com/article/wor l

>>18635164
>As characterized by numerous organizers of the massive conspiracy—including Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, banker Paul Warburg III, and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke—Wednesday’s attacks on Crawford were “a bit unfair” to the father of three and lifelong Methodist. Specifically, the conspirators pointed to instances yesterday in which Crawford was fired from a contracting job, had the interest rate on his mortgage raised, and was given false traffic updates by a Jewish-owned radio station, calling these episodes gratuitous and “way over the top, even for us.”

>Moreover, members expressed contrition over having ensured that Crawford’s recent loan application with Citibank was rejected yesterday, saying that, other than not being born of the Chosen People, Crawford had done nothing to deserve such harsh persecution.

>“We were originally just going to raise the cost of his health care premiums and maybe mess with his credit score a little, but things quickly spiraled out of control,” said noted Elder of Zion Abraham Meyersicht, 102, saying that yesterday’s abuses were all the more excessive in light of the fact that Hollywood’s Jewish overseers had canceled Crawford’s favorite television show earlier this year. “And that thing where we had the police pull him over and give him a huge ticket after we sent a guy to knock out one of his taillights was just adding insult to injury.”

>>18635172
>“Jeff is basically a good guy who is just trying to make it in a world being viciously controlled by money-hungry Jews such as myself,” Meyersicht continued. “He didn’t deserve that.”

>Given the inordinate trials and tribulations suffered by Crawford over the course of the past 24 hours, several of the global conspirators said that the outright viciousness of their behavior has forced them to reconsider their future plans of adding bogus arrests to the goy’s criminal record, having the city seize his home through eminent domain, and ensuring that his children are denied admission into college.

>Indeed, many members of the international Jewish syndicate confirmed that their excessive mistreatment of Crawford has caused them to rethink their overall approach to stymieing the progress of the world’s non-Jews at every opportunity.

>“Sure, we control all the wealth and politicians and media outlets and motion picture production studios and courts of law and military arsenals and weather patterns in the world, but that doesn’t mean we need to be so completely cruel in our efforts to ensure that the Jewish people remain atop the social ladder for all eternity,” said Rothschild. “Just mainly cruel should suffice.”

>Rothschild added that he and his fellow Jewish collaborators would do their best to make it up to Crawford in the future, but added that they were all going to be pretty busy perpetuating the myth of the Holocaust over the course of the next few months.

The onion is a satire sight you moron

>>18635185
owned by ((((them)))) though

This article may be a a coded message, or a merciless taunt. I'd like to think that people on /x/ would be able to see past the surface.

>>18635191
I know what you are doing, and im not interested

>>18635194
>I know what you are doing
trying to have a conversation?

You don't need to be such a cunt about it

>>18635191
owned by who exactly, you should be giving objective reasons to support your observation.

>>18635164
Fucking hell, they nailed /pol/.

That's actually pretty funny.

>>18635275
Yep, this it's what's coming, they are going to crucify them with ridicule.

>>18635164
Is this one of those post-ironic shitposts?

>>18635248
>owned by who exactly
holy fuck, do I have to do all your research for you?

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/20/business/media/univision-buying-large-stake-in-the-onion.html

>>18635302
well yes you fucking do when you claim something life that.
Anyway, i'd agree with you it could be possible this kind of sites are meant to mess with people's perception of what's going on; anything related to a story that appeared on a satirical magazine can't be true, goy!
Nothing new

>>18635185
>sight

ayy FUCC

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>>18635296
>they are going to crucify them with ridicule

But I'm almost tired of winning so much already, anon.

>>18635327
Where have you been? Three pairs of brackets is code for jew. The guy you're quoting is making this argument:

>onion gets bought by univision (jewish company)
>onion tries to downplay the power of jewish interests over media/finance/education by mocking anyone who believes that they are 'in charge of everything'
>do I have to further spell it out for you?
>kikes gonna kike