Hello everyone. I have mastered the magick of money. I have

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>>18635116
However I must warn you.

The cost of making these things happen is pain.
You have to pay with misfortune and out right agony but in return you gain whatever you want.
That's the pact.
They eat pain.
And program reality.

>>18635116
I want to not be a loser that visits this shitty site. Is that possibles?

>>18635120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx-DT8wUY80

>>18635124
With a sharp knife cut deeply into the middle finger of your left hand
EAT THE PAIN

>>18635116
I want to freeze time. Gimme the pain and suffering

>>18635133
I don't think you would survive what that would cost.

>>18635133
>>18635130

Also you yourselves have to make a pact with the eldritch. I only have a very little amount of money saved up and can only make small "coincidences" happen.

>>18635142
What's the cost

>>18635148
pain.

I dunno you'd have to make a pact with the eldritch and ask.

>>18635154
Ok, I'll get on that

>>18635158
I can make something similar to time stopping happen

>>18635162
How similar

>>18635167
I can make a major city somewhere on earth freeze it's natural course of operations do to some disaster.

>>18635174
Nah, I'm good

>>18635178
ok

any other requests?

>>18635132
Isn't this that spirit cooking thing? I saw eat the pain in a book somewhere

>>18635193
What about shape-shifting?

>>18635116
I want a good paying job, cause Im unemployed for almost 2 years now

how much does a nigga gotta suffer for a quick $20

>>18635116
Monies please

>>18635480
about 2-3 hours of minimum wage work

>>18635116
Yeah sure, show us some proof.

$10k and a pound of dank marijuana

>>18635116

I want the lion to protect me and my clan. The pain have already been paid.

How do I make a pact with Eldritch?

Buy me a Xbox one s

I'm already dealing with significant pain; does this indicate anything about like if I may already have some sorta juju coming at me?

>>18635977
Yeah because it is a self fulfilling prophecy.

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>>18635120
This needs to come back as the go-to response to this retarded shit.