Alright /x/ I'm about to go and try to fuck a ghost. Any

>>18632540
Do it.

Otherwise you are a fag, and your reputation can't be lower or you'll be a ghost yourself.

Only choice you got, it's shake that ectoplasm.

>>18632547
It's too late right now
I have work
I'll have to do it tomorrow

keep the thread alive for at least 16 more hours

>>18632540
Is this a new legend in the making to rival the ghost puncher?

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>>18632540
Anon is going to be a ghost buster.

I'm calling bullshit: being able to obtain multiple x ray cameras.

>>18632540
DO it Op! DO IT FOR SCIENCE!

Post pics of her from infrared and xray

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Bump for this is on my bucket list too and i gotta know if it happens

>implying ghosts are real, let alone being able to fuck them

>>18633349
>what are wet dreams

If anyone wants to watch some human-on-ghost action, check out a 1989 movie called The Forgotten One.

I'm pretty sure I get raped nearly every night by ghosts. When I wake up in the morning, I have a massive boner. Does this happen to anyone else?

>>18632540
>X-ray cameras

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>>18632589

>Ghost Buster

This is my main fetish.

I want to find a female ghost to fuck me then I want to ghost to enter my body and either completely control me while I'm still consciously aware or to kill me and to have my spirit trapped inside her body while still being consciously aware. If only I knew where to find a willing spirit...

OP here

>>18632547
I tried it today and it just felt like I was fucking air so I stopped. I'm gonna need advice on how to do this

Hey OP, I've got a patented 7 step program for fucking a ghost.

Step one consists of making contact with the entity. You must first know your potential lover before you can begin the game of seduction.

Usually this can be achieved via the regular channels of ghost communication, such as ouija board, seance, and ritual sacrifice.

Step two begins the courtship phase of the sexual encounter.

This usually takes place over the course of a couple days to a couple weeks.

In ghost culture it is considered rude to be exceptionally randy or lewd. Keep in mind that fucking a ghost is not like fucking one of your culdesac trollops. No, a ghost is a cultured and refined partner, interested in having their minds stimulated just as much as their no-no zone.

It is traditional to wear a courtship hat when trying to bugger a ghost. This could be an olde tyme ship captain's hat, a bowler, or perhaps a yamakah if you're trying to fuck a JAG (Jewish American Ghost). (note to fedora wearers: a trillby will not due, all ghosts are trained to know the difference, don't even try it.)

Games of chess are one of the preferred methods of this anon. They allow you to conquer them in one of the most sexually energizing forms of entertainment known to man.

>>18633593
No.

Step three begins the formal relationship request.

A ghost will not wildly swing in and out of relationships like a sinful college whore. They will only enter into a relationship with a partner who is not only fair in face, but in mind.

They require that you get down on one knee and propose that you begin the process of dating. This anon's favorite way to go about this is to spend about an hour upon his knee, quoting from Moby Dick to allude to the potential fuckee that they are akin to the white whale he has been hunting for his entire life.

The ghost must then be given two weeks to consider the request, during which there should be no attempts to contact the ghost as it is considered rude in ghost culture to do so.

Step four is the initial dating phase.

The ghost will require that you demonstrate your knowledge of culture and finery during this period.

You will be required to go out in public with the ghost you wish to put your penis inside of, so be prepared for that. You will be required to purchase them a seat at the opera even though they can just float and are invisible.

It seems like a lot of work, but ghost holes are best holes.

Step five involves the consummation of the relationship.

Now I know what you're thinking; "but anon, you said this was a seven step program, how can I be fucking a slippery ghost hole on step five already?"

Well consummating a relationship means something else entirely, at least in ghost culture. The word means to finalize or complete something.

When you are ready to move beyond the initial dating phase of the relationship you must submit a formal request to the ghost just as with starting the last phase. Once again you will be required to wait the full two weeks for them to decide. This will be harder than last time as you are just that much closer, but take solace in the fact that patience will net you some sweet, slippery ghost holes.

This anon's favorite way to consummate the relationship is to mime ritually circumcising myself and presenting the neck skin of a chicken to my potential lover as a sort of effigy. This show of elegant and subtle devotion to the potential fuckee will signal that you do indeed have the grace and refinement to plow their holes.

Step six will have you trembling with anticipation for it is the extended foreplay step.

Ghosts like to engage in week long sessions of foreplay. This may actually sound exciting, and it is. But only too those with a towering intellect, for ghost foreplay is an exercise in the mind.

You will be returning to your games of chess, but it is not advisable to only play chess during this period. Other forms of intellectual smut must be mixed in.

This anon often chooses to partake in games of trivia about author's who's works contain suitably intellectual subject matter, such as Neil Degrasse Tyson or James Joyce.

Step seven is the moment you have been waiting all these months for.

All of your work has finally paid off anon, you will now be getting those slippery ghost holes you wanted. But before you plow that ghost, remember that a man who is refined as yourself does not simply plow his ghost on a pile of trashbags like an ape. No, he must be a sensual lover if he truly wishes to please the ghost. This should come naturally to someone of such a large intellect, as it is common knowledge (at least among those who are intelligent enough to read scientific journals) that those with a higher IQ make better lovers.

Someone please screen cap

I wish you luck on your travels OP and hope you get many moist ghost holes for the rest of your life.

>>18636740
yeah, I got banned last time I posted it. Mods are compromised, the globalists don't want real magic being posted on /x/

>>18636745
Thats horse cock this needs to remembered

>>18636745
However, i will do the screen cap

>>18636773
Update: failed in screencapping

shills are trying to slide this thread

does she have a nice BOOty?

>>18636856
Boooo.

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>>18632540
Wathever you do, do not gift her a ruby. It doesn't end well.