If you survived the "end of the world", and were the

I'd kill myself duh

>>18624791
geeh i dont know i would try to survive for somedays maybe looking for some one

i would end myself or jack off a lot.

>>18624791
I'd enjoy the silence and mostly just travel untill I die
Maybe try to preserve our history/technological advances somehow for anyone who might find it in thousands/millions of years... maybe

Same thing I do now. Consume. Consume food, media, any form of entertainment. Travel, see as much as I can before I finally die and or killed by some mutant deer or some shit.

>>18624791

Does it include animals too? I wouldn't go as far as to kill myself, but I would probably suffer from loneliness. I would also try to look for other people. There would probably be times where I would consider suicide.

I would travel around to the homes of famous actresses/models and jack off with their used panties.

Do a fuckload of psychoactive drugs and break things.
Probably go crazier than I already have.
Live in a constant state of paranormal fear. I do to a degree already due to my fucked up rural childhood home. living within earshot of other people at night is the only thing that keeps me from freaking out at nothing.

Depends on circumstances of the end of the world are we talking nuclear war,famine,cosmic event,epidemic,or the zombie apocalypse

I'd likely immediately find a few dogs for company. Then probably just travel as much as possible, there would likely be vehicles around and gas available, hopefully even a plane so I can go to different t continents.

>>18624791
If i were in that situation i'd like to think that i wasnt the only one and search for people and survive.

>>18624791
I'd try to build and maybe attempt to reach others, I'd try to in effect rebuild what we have now, because I'd hate to not have internet/computers/tendies all within a 100 sq ft radius.

Right now that seems like a dream come true.
Sure I'd miss my family and friends, but just imagine all the shit you can do.

I don't know how long it'll take until I become insane from the loneliness though. If there's still animals around then I'm sure I can cope. I'd just make some kind of sanctuary for all animals and chill with them until I die.

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Assuming I knew beyond any shadow of a doubt I was the last person alive, I'd probably just hunker down in some metropolitan city and forage food from grocery stores for a few years.

There'd be no more internet so I'd get a lot of reading done. I'd probably read a lot, take some bike rides, and then probably die of exposure some winter.

Not much would change. I'd travel more, now that all of those pesky crowds were gone. Maybe I'd break into women's homes and jack off in their underwear.

>>18624791
Come on /x/ and bitch about all the threads being the same old shit all the time.

Make a huge ass bucket list and attempt to check everything off while traveling and seeing the stuff I've always wanted to. Then when all that was done and I felt there was nothing left to accomplish, I'd go out with a bang.

I wouldn't. I'd commit suicide. I'm a Robot aswell as an /x/er so needless to say I don't hold many people close to my heart, if the entire world died I would be shocked and terrified and sad about the very few people outside my immediate family (My Mom, my Dad, my 2 sisters and my Sister's Fiancee (He's like my brother) I do love, yet I'd eventually pass it with trauma mind you but not as bad as most people, but as long as I had at most 3-4 people from my close senpai with me I'd have much reason to live, or at hellishly least 1-2 I'd have the tiniest sliver of a reason to survive
Without them though LOL I'd be dead IRL already, much more so in a fucking post apocalyptic world

Fa. mily. It turned that word into fucking senpai. The hell 4Chan

i'd probably draw furry porn all over government buildings, in case ayylmaos ever came to visit the ruins

You mean I can finally come out of my basement? Sign me up.

>>18624791
Find a dog or one of those cool cats that might as well be dogs and start travelling. Collect things, maybe. Build shit out of other shit. Like a mountain of cars or something. Helicopter simulators and eventually do helicopter stuff. Start reading a bunch more. Write about what I see, find and do, just in case I don't end up being the last human.

Just try and make the best of it, I guess.

I'd also farm hella weed, yo.

>>18624979
the end of the world can be whatever you want it to be, bb

>>18624791
Smoking weed everyday my nigga. Go on hunting trips to kill pandas and rhinoceros n shit. Play vidya.

>>18624979
third impact

>>18624791
>be the smartest man alive
>be the sexiest man alive
>be the strongest man alive
>be alive
What's there to be sad about kek

Buy all the games I wanted to play on Steam while the servers were still going (assuming this end of the world isn't an EMP sort of thing). Raid food stores for fancy, hoity-toity foods and rich stuff that I could never have but always wanted to try.

Pick up a good gun and some bullets along the way. Enjoy myself until the grid goes down, and my medicine starts running out/expiring/I can't handle shit any more. Kill myself.

>>18625468
So caviar and games?

>>18625496
That's the spirit, yeah, but probably not literal caviar (fish allergy).

I'd got to say it would be nice to just take lsd and chill the fuck out. As I am the closest thing to God, being the only one left.

>>18625331
I wouldn't want it tho and circumstances would play a huge part in my plans I wouldn't want to be in a unsecured environment or just wondering aimlessly in a zombie apocalypse or living down wind of a nuclear event

>>18625232
Kek

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>>18624791
is everything else dead or are there packs of wolves and deer running around

>>18625395
In this case I would fap with strawberry syrup to cartoon pictures drawn by Asians til bored with it then ban all cartoon porn . Hey I am king I'll do as I please

>>18624979
It could be as crazy as a space, undefined, nameless, shapeless space after a comma.

>find all the dogs I can
>start a pack of loyal dogbros
>dogbros defend me from wild animals and give me company
>wander the US raiding supermarkets and outdoor equiptment shops, climb mountains, walk along ocean beaches

>>18624791
I'd probably starve to death, desu.

I'm guessing at first I'll just take it easy with whatever's close until that stops being an option, at which point I'll have no idea what the fuck to do.

I'm sure loneliness and everything else will simply not matter in the face of starvation and despair.

If I somehow didn't die, I'd expect to end up happier than I could ever be. Simple life with simple problems which demand simple, immediate solutions is what we evolved to do.

>>18625655
>managing to starve to death when you could just drive a town over

>>18624791
Pretty well I would imagine

>>18624791
Probably just fuck around and travel a lot. If its just me there's going to be enough resources in any decent sized town to survive the rest of my life. I think I'd last into my 40s or 50s before killing myself of loneliness/boredom.

Find a mansion, take it over, use other homes as sanctuaries for stray cats and dogs, read a lot.

>>18624791
setting fires and mass acts of necrophilia all on the most awesome yaght I can find. then I would go to nasa and shoot shit into space after I stick my cock in it. especially Japanese silicone luv dolls, oh fuck thousands of them.

>Try and let all the animals out of the zoos i could
>Drink a lot
>Travel a lot
>Go into tall skyscrapers and smash a window and just throw sit out
>Move into a beach house, get a few generators going so i could have cold beer
>Break into police stations and steal drugs cos why not

probably break my glasses like Burgess Meredith and cry like a bitch

>>18625814
Just raid an optometrist, dummy.

>>18625814

I'd hold my post.

>>18624976
ever thought of going into a sensory deprivation chamber?

>>18624791
I'd be pretty well occupied with surviving and exploring. I would clearly have a lengthy mourning process for people I cared about. I don't normally keep journals but in this case I'd start. I'd document my reactions and thoughts on the situation. Learn things about myself while looking for other people. I'd get myself some animal companions hopefully.

I think I'd have to go somewhere somewhat isolated for awhile with stockpiles of supplies until the corpses have decayed and no longer pose a threat of disease.

I currently live in Tennessee, I think I'd migrate with the seasons, though. I'd find myself some solar panels, batteries, electronics, so that I'll still have music and stuff like that. I'd also read a lot. I can be a bit misanthropic but it would bother me that the people who created all the art and entertainment are gone. I'd try to comfort myself by documenting the effect absence of humans has on nature in my lifetime. I do think it would bother me to not be able to share it with anyone. My interest in spirits would probably intensify.

I'd try to set up a radio signal and all that in case there are others, and would listen for people in shortwave, too. I'd look for books on stuff like that since I'm not at all experienced with it.

I'd keep myself very well armed and even lightly armored, and I'd visit the national parks on my travels. I've always wanted to visit true old growth forests. The parklands on the East Coast lost a lot of that before becoming protected.

If power somehow didn't turn off and food magically restored it's self it'd be fun as fuck. You could just take any car you want and travel all over the world taking all the music, vidya and clothes from any store you want.

>>18626001

learn to make power you lazy shit, all it takes is a river some wood, wire and magnets.

>>18626006
Why settle when you have the entire world at your disposal, you Timmy cunt?

>>18624791
kill myself, cause what's the point? maybe go looking for other people first, BUT HOW? I could learn to fly a plane, dedicate myself to the search of other human life. Yea, that's it. I'd dedicate myself to finding at least one other human.

I honestly would not be that upset and I have a happy life right now, I know its really weird. I would be more scared that there actually would be someone or something out there looking for me, I would have more piece of mind if I knew for sure everyone was gone.

>>18626013

Not like there's shit to do, you can only blow up so many gas stations before you get bored. Besides traveling will lead to a life of constant scavenging, I would rather stay in one place and build up my lonely kingdom as much as possible.

break into houses, make them my houses. obtain resources, settle on some land, farm, raise animals for companionship, set up a radio tower and try to find others. Eventually built a huge permanent structure to prove I was alive, like a huge pyramid or something.

>>18624802
i think you would forget what a female looks like over time

>>18626036
wait a second

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>>18625372
Ok

>>18626043
How? There would be loads of unused shit in the fucking world, all the porn you can get in deserted shops. How the hell would you forget what a woman looked like? You could even get flesh lights

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Night Time will be creepy.

>>18624791
wouldn't be any different than it is now

>>18626126
Creepy as fuck.

I'd lock myself behind a bazillion doors every night in a cozy space with blankets and a DVD player.

>>18624791
I am mostly alone with little to no human interactions outside of work and uni(and even then it's just small talk), so nothing changes. I guess I'll go on until the electricity dies and then I'd kill myself.

It'd be neat to be the last man alone with god

>>18626036
Adam Jefferson what are you doing on 4chan?

>>18626043
>>18626076
Statues. pictures.

plant fruit trees everywhere.
Move into a tall building.
Get as much gold as possible and melt it into a huge unmovable brick.

Raid a hunting store

maybe steal a chinook and put a tank on top of a tall building.

>>18624940
Only on 4chan

>>18625659
Food will spoil after a while noob

>>18626921
I'm pretty sure it would be pretty easy to live for years on canned food (google says 3-6 years, if you don't kill yourself by then). Afterwards, if kept cool and bug-free, dry rice and beans could last a long time. That could be potentially 10 years of food.

Personally, I would think to begin practicing food cultivation long before then. Being able to grow and can vegetables would be necessary for real long-term survival, again assuming you don't die of disease, animals, or suicide

>>18624940
Same bro

>>18624797
I'd try and clone myself.

I already did.

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>>18624791
it depends on how the end of the world happened, if i still had access to computers then I would put all my energy into making an ai that could outlast me and carry on the torch of humanity so were not forgotten, if not and there was truly no hope I would travel and I would find someway to record or depict what life was like here and who we are in a way that would last

i wouldnt just let all of humanity fade out of memory, no matter how long it took

on the last day i would drink to remember the fallen, and I would drink to honor their memory

>>18624791
The last human alive will die because soon after the rest because of the fire.

On paper, I would enjoy it. In reality, I would probably go insane and end myself.

I love to be by myself, but I require the comfort that there are other people I can talk to if needed. To be truly alone, no other person left, no internet to waste countless hours on, all social order and knowledge learned is now useless, all of the time wasted.

>>18624791
It's very difficult to comprehend how it would truly feel to be utterly alone after such a disaster. The only way to cope would be to have some level of hope.

Do a shitton of drugs 24/7, start a religion, get a bunch of explosives, blow shit up, walk around naked when weather permitted, radio broadcast inane drivelings into space in hopes of otherworldly contact, and eventually kill mysel when I got bored

>>18627379
This sounds like a mix of ancient and modern europe.

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>>18626001
goddamn I love it when I have this dream.

>>18624791
>Preserve all my belongings for a future civilization find
>Then go off and befriend a dog, hunter and gather living in the woods.
>Mark down stuff in a journal until my death.
Nothing to exciting.

>>18624791
I'm ok with this.
fuck humans...

>>18624802
>"would" jack off a lot.

Loot everything
Explore area 51
Rape various animals
Enshrine my corpse in a monument for future non-human civilizations to see

Probably just break into other peoples homes and try to find their secrets and compare how they lived yo mine then i guess challenge myself to keep myself busy

>>18624791
The "End of the world" you are thinking of is just a planetar scale cataclism that would kill a big percentage of the human population. However, the real "End of the world" will be a fight of the big guys, after truly nothing will exist anymore.

>>18624791
I'd probably dedicate the rest of my life to finding a way to engrave whatever happened to humanity in a disk or a rock, similar to the Voyager Golden Record. That way ayy lmaos/future sentient beings will know we were there for a fleeting 10,000 years or so + giving them a heads-up on how not to screw it up like we did. Most probably it'd have to be made with laser and in binary code, so I'd have to get a solar panel or something to power the laser, which I can easily get on any college or coin factory. Even in some hospitals.

The rest of the time I'd live off of canned food for a couple of years until everything is spoiled. Get a pack of dogs. I know how to hunt and fire a gun so there's no problem there. If I happened to end myself, it'd probably be with a painless compound like the one they use to put animals to sleep. A veterinarian office will sure have some of it. But if I get the pack of dogs first then it's unlikely I'd kill myself, purely because I wouldn't have the guts to leave my dog squad behind.

>how would you cope
>Cope
It's as if your assuming I'm not already completly alone, there is no reason to "cope" only to carry on free of the laws which currently bind me.
I would most certainly live a better life than I do now.

Visit museums loot cool shit ,swords armour basically acquire my own hoard of loot ad history squire fine art try keep it safe and find doogo and piss around all day with my loot or read . probably live in fear of if I am actually alone apart fro that do l about and loot shit

>>18624791
i would live like finn in the land of ooo and eventually make mutant friends

>>18624791
Sigh the biggest sigh or relief that this planet has ever witnessed.

>>18624791
Same way I cope with everything.

Poorly.

>>18625410

longest penor alive

I'd raid a library (assuming internet is out) and get to learning on how to harness wind energy and solar power.

Load up my personal effects and move to a beach house.

Travel the US.

Raid a Real Doll factory and gain a harem.

Acquire a mass sum of various drugs and start huge crops of marijuana throughout the world.

Go to celebrities houses and go through their stuff.

Go to Area 51 and see if there is any cool shit in there.

Either learn how to fly a plane/helicopter or sail a boat and travel the world.

>>18628737
Lmfao. Bro..

>>18624791
how would i know im the last human alive?

i would probably spend the rest of my life looking for a human that doesn't exist

>>18624940
Same desu

>>18624940
I'd shag their dead bodies

>>18626001
Why in the fuck are you scared about food and power?

You have an endless supply of canned goods and you don't need power where it is warm.

>>18626921
>Food will spoil after a while noob
At that point there will be animals all over the place. Not to mention all the fruit trees and berry bushes that will go untouched.

Just shoot animals and pick food of the ground

I will travel around the world and raid stuff, naked.

Go to my local sex shop and grab some flesh lights, dvds and a cock ring

Definitely start by raiding expensive sex shops.
Maybe some prototype sex robot exhibit.

>>18624791
Go to every insanely rich persons house on the planet and watch all the fucked up sex things they probably have laying around. First stop would Saudi Arabia and the arab countries where they pay girls thousands to depraved ass stuff

>>18624791
There should be plenty enough food, weed, and other necessary supplies within walking distance to last me however many years until the power plants meltdown or whatever other large scale disaster first happens from the lack of human supervision. Seems like a pretty chill time until then, I guess I will have to take up reading whenever the power shuts off.

The only way I can imagine it is with my wife and son, otherwise I'd kill myself

>>18630394
Depending on what type of power plant, you'd only have wait a week at most before most start exploding

>>18630413
>power plants exploding
Power plants shut down automatically if there's nobody around to push the don't-shut-down button.

>>18630417
Power plants are also built and maintained by the lowest bidder, so more then a few are going to be royally fucked.

Spend a couple of days wondering what the fuck is going on, then drive to my parents' and go raid the military garrison that's nearby there for shitloads of supplies and a car that can actually do some offroading.

All this while constantly trying to contact all the people I care about and look for other survivors of whatever end of the world scenario this is.

Would probably live a couple of years with canned food, reading through university libraries' agriculture and electrical engineering sections, then drive up to my grandparents' old farm and hook it up with solar and hydroelectric power, it's next to a rushing river in the middle of farmlands.

>>18624791
the biggest problem would be unchecked fires. someone died with the oven on and the entire city burns because there is no one to stop it
so stay near a supermarket for water and canned foods, sleep in a different nearby house every night. but expect to leave at some point when you see smoke in the sky

>>18630437
Southern California wouldn't last a year

I'd go to the White House, find the nuclear football and go to various missile silo's around the country and see if I could launch some nukes

>>18624791
If I could travel back to my on dimension when everyone was alive then I would love this. Assuming power is alive, including internet and a infinity supply of food (oh yeah and no fire or nuclear powerplant shit). I would travel at lib ares and study some really cool shit and go into government bases, military bases, celebrity houses and warehouses. I would also go to a pet store and free the animals and get a doggo.

>>18630481
>go to a pet store and free the animals and get a doggo.
Same.

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Probably just play some vidya, solitaire and tic tac toe. I'm already an autistic weaboo faggot with no friends so it's not like life would be that different.

>>18624791
Not much would change desu. Instead of going to work I'd work on a self sustained home, find gas for my generators and play video games all day. Eventually I'd probably go nuts from the boredom and shoot myself.

Go to NASA and find out if the earth is really flat

Do a LOT of kinky stuff.

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Masturbation.

>>18624791
fap

>>18624791
Become a necrophilliac

>cope

Very few scenarios come to mind where I would still be alive and the rest of the world would be dead where I would last much longer. Assuming that some alien race comes over and disintegrates everyone but me for the lulz...

1. I'd have to worry about not having electricity and running water for much longer.

2. Toilet paper would become very precious.

3. Once running water goes out, I'd have to figure out a way to manage toilets. I would turn into a semi-nomad, living in one place until the porcelain throne is filled with my piss and shit, then move on.

4. Obtaining food would also quickly become a problem. Mind you, between propane grills and preserved food, I'd be able to last a long time without having to worry. I could even grow some fresh food in the summer.

5. I probably would have to figure out a way to keep warm in winter.

6. I'd probably die of a heart attack or stroke within two years, as I expect I will.

>>18625759
This is the best, just be careful not to be eaten by animals at the zoo once you free them

Probably just smell panties and die of starvation.

>>18624791
rape death people

this is my ultimate fantasy unironically
I would masturbate to a dangerous degree, possibly fuck animals?
Immediately start farming
Definitely learn to fly aircrafts and hopefully not die in the process
Simply exploring cities would be fun as fuck
befriend hundreds of dogs
Shoot random shit with free guns
Play vidya
Do an absolute shit ton of drugs
Shit where I stand
Raise cows maybe
The possibilities are endless
Go to my nearest luxury sports car vendor and drive berry berry fast

>>18625844
They usually don't hold lenses other than in their equipment. You'd have to find some warehouse or something and ghetto glue the lenses onto your frames.

>>18625300
lurk moar faggot

>>18625300
baka desu senpai

Maybe smile?

http://pastebin.com/FXcsRFZr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

Gr33tings e v e r y w h e r e

Dance in the street.
Dance in Chicago.
Dance down in New Orleans.
Dance in New York City.
All I need is music, sweet music.
There'll be music everywhere.
I'll be swinging, swaying, records playing.
Dancing in the street.
Oh.
It doesn't matter what I wear.
Just as long as no one's there.

>>18631440
Raid the contact lens cabinet.

I'd fuckin love to have this place to myself. Get a dog and drive all over the world in awesome cars, hunting and fishing. The rivers would be full of salmon after a few years and there would be millions of livestock. Maybe hunt a whale, don't have to worry about sustainability if its just me. Shoot rockets at buildings and blow stuff up. Visit ancient/ holy temples and stuff. Draw dicks on priceless works of art. Eventually set up a series of small farms and migrate seasonally. Write the book of the last days of humanity and leave it in the great pyramid. Be a laugh I reckon.

>>18624791
Necrophilia, nudism, lots of traveling, lots of reading, lots of hunting.

>>18624791
Sometimes I fantasize about being the only survivor of a plague that prevents its victims corpses from decomposing.
I would then begin collecting a harem of corpse-wives. Also go absolutely fucking nuts with drugs and alcohol.

>>18624791
I hope that is what heaven is like.
Apart from figuring out how to get electricity and certain foods, it wouldn't make much difference to how I live now.

>>18624791
Mourn for a little bit. Then if the planet is in decent state, do whatever I've never done before. Hell, I'd even try to fly a Boeing 787 or the F-35. But then again, it all depends on how it ended.

Oh and, the world has ended and you're imagining all these things. Wake up.

Milk this world for all it has until the inevitable collapse of pretty much everything since I don't know how to farm, maintain electricity, create computers , etc etc. Hit up supermarkets and stock up on everything I can, but lets be real /x/, I couldn't see myself lasting past a year or two because of the reasons I posted above. How the hell am I supposed to fend for myself when all the things I need to survive I depend on other people for ?

>>18624791

do drugs. find weapons. learn to cook food. learn to hunt. do more drugs. meditate. jerk off alot. cry every once in a while.

play games. build shit. not shower. shower. read doctor shit. fuck with medical science. learn more b.s.

>>18624791
Read a lot of books, get lost in alien worlds while awake. Get drugs and sleep a lot to het lost into alien worlds at night.

And get weapons, military grade prefered. Being the last human means all of the world's apex predators are going to lock in for me. And they can eat my short dick while I am awake and conscious. Show em the last human still kicked nature's ass.

I'd rescue Gail from the elevator, holy shit.

First order of business would be to raid as many pharmacies as possible.

>>18624791
masturbate

I have long had a plan for this. I would get to the nearest Toys 'R' Us and build every single Lego set in the store until I got bored.

Are you telling me not a single one of you would have sex with an animal just to feel something alive taking your cock?

>>18624791
I would live out my days as the last Human in the known universe.

Read somewhere electricity will keep running without aid for at least several weeks. That'll keep me going until I find ways to retrieve the fuel from gas stations to power generators for some time, gather as much canned food as possible, find a way to keep meats and stuff chilled like using dry ice. After that keep living until old age...Or aliens abduct me.

>>18624791
this is one of my dreams since im a kid. i mean, it would be really nice not having people comments everywhere everytime...
i'd go to a shopping mall and destroy some amplifiers with a lot of volume and distortion.
then smoke some widi
then repeat till i die of bordeom or a happiness od

probably hijack a tank and blow shit up

>>18632473
I hope I get stranded with this guy in the end of the world

Imagine being alone in the whole planet for years and years, 10 or 15 years. You're sitting in a store or library or whatever just relaxing doing your own thing and you hear a door opening and closing, then footsteps.

You go check it out and no one is there. Nothing. How would you react?

>>18633169
Animals have footsteps.

>>18624791
i'd still have fun with my invisible little sisters.

>>18624940
Same

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>>18626126
>>18626216
Oh yeah. Wait until all those power stations go offline without anyone to monitor and maintain them. Night time in a big city will be creepy as fuck.

>>18624791
>Literally never gave a shit
>Have dream other nigh where that's exactly what happened
>One of those really vivid ones
>See someone out the corner of my eye
>Turn and look
>No one there
>Someone runs past window
>Go look
>No one there
>Continues like this until I wake up in a cold sweat

I think I would lose my mind baka desu senpai

>>18633205
You're such a buzz kill.

>>18624791
I'd come up with names fo the different styles of my personality and slowly go insane until the aliens find me as a husk of my former self.

>>18633254
Sensible and sharp, which is why I would do fine in a world alone

>>18633247
Nah not if you're the only one. All you got to worry about us possible local animals

>>18633278
if you live near a zoo you're fucked.

>>18633274
You would probably die from boredom since you're such a bore

>>18633283
at least I would have multiple personalities to occupy my time with, that guy just has things like "facts" and "science"

>>18624791
There would finally be time. I could read to my heart's content. I mean I'm nearly blind without my glasses but as long as I had them I'd be fine

>>18633284
Exactly.

>>18624791
as if anyone frequenting /x could survive two days without microwavable lard and pornhub

>>18633288
+1

>>18633294
our tulpas will save our porn folders, don't be stupid anon.

>>18624791
I would look for sex dolls and try to save humanity.

>>18625759
Film adaptation when?

>>18633288

Until you realize all those books point to the importance of love and sexual perfection and your prison is amplified.

>>18625644

Would you also start to bang dogginas?

>>18624791
If everyone just dropped dead RIGHT FUCKING NOW...[spoiler]I'd probably visit my old highschool and diddle all the girl's bodies[/spoiler]

>>18624791
Forage, hope some fucking aliens take pity on me and free me from the bounds of my dead world. When that doesn't work I'd probably struggle on for a few years before finally taking my own life. I don't think I could handle the loneliness.

Short term, I'd live in an RV with some solar panels attached to it. Scavenge for some canned goods and first aide.
After that I'd find a nice home -preferably with a fireplace- try to get a few turbines/solar panels hooked up, try to grow crops and maybe get a dog. It'd be miserable but I wouldn't die immediately.

>>18633282
The animals would just die unfortunately.

I would try and shore up the power systems and keep shit like tissue/sperm/egg donor sites running. Then check out cultural stores (mostly the big data is on tape which while stable enough could easily be made more accessible, then get copies of library books and such).

>>18632330
I would be the last person on earth for as long as it takes to find the nearest pharmacy where I would promptly OD on Dilaudid.

Can you imagine every pharmacy around just waiting for you with open arms? I would die quick.

>>18624791
I'd go around and see all the stuff I've ever wanted, maybe. fuck around with some of it. like playing pretend in the Apollo capsul or something. take apart the great wall. etc

probably lots of masturbation, though that's no different from my day to day schedule. would rekindle my friendships with all my stuffed animals.

>>18624791
Go and see all the neat forbidden sites and try and make a new race of hybrids with any animal I find along the way. Worth a try. Maybe it's not worked so far because there were no stakes.

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>>18635280
>It sucks humanity was wiped out, maybe I could be humanity tonight. Mom and dad would never know

>>18635280
Orangutans semi-regularly rape women so are probably a no go.

There's a chromosonal thing with chimps/bonobos so at best it's probably like a mule situation.

>>18634210
This.

>>18634210
>Can you imagine every pharmacy around just waiting for you with open arms?
How amazing would it be.
Gotta break into their safe's though

>>18624791 Try to use any remaining scientific or military communications equipment to make contact with an alien race to tell them what happened.

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/x/ board worst board.

>>18625759
I like this

Imagine being in this situation for real, you're having fun, one night you're exploring some building, no biggie, trying to find their hentai collection when suddenly you hear a noise you didn't cause.

At that moment you would know true fear. What would you do?

I'd jack off in every DMV in north carolina.

>>18625160
why die of exposure when you can literally break into anyones house and camp out there.

>>18639461
My uncle got arrested for pulling is pants down and yelling want to fuck me some more while in a DMV

what a great guy

>>18636867
this has actually been one of the better threads on here in some time. so much so that i actually won't sage it. have a bump.

>>18639500
He died of a cocaine overdose about 5 years ago. I fucking hated him

There's so much shit I'd do:

Age 20: Sail to japan and spend a year fucking all the sex dolls i can. Break into secret labs and fuck a bunch simulated girls on their perfect VR technology. I'd chill in every hot spring I could.
Age 21-27: Joy riding shiny cars while playing 80s music, Raiding rich estates and drinking all their expensive wine and shitting all over the floors. Life would be fun

Age: 27-48: After becoming corrupted and disillusion on a rampage of destruction. I'd set entire towns and cities on fire and use wrecking balls and demolition equipment to cause wide spread mayhem. I'd destroy popular landmarks like the eifel tower and the great wall china. I would hunt entire animal species to existence around the world.

I'd visit zoos and would use tranqualizing equipment and cranes to gather the remaining animals and pit them together gladiator style.

Countless forest and national habitats would be set aflame. But my mission would not stop there.

Age 48 - 58: As I reach my later years and my wisdom increases and I reflect on my previous actions I begin to feel that it's my duty to end the world. I start setting up my plans. I'll travel around the world reflecting on the chaos and destruction I caused and ask myself how could one man do all this? Are we humans really that powerful as a species. I would come to the conclusion that the biological imperative of humans is to destroy and consume. Therefore I would begin to take steps to completing our mission: Destroy Earth.

Age 60: After planting explosives and detonations and on at least 100 nuclear plants around the world and hacking into multiple nuclear systems around the world with the simple press of button being it takes to the stop world from spinning. I take my time to reflect on humanity. Reflect on my earliest memories and the warmth of my mother's embrace. I shed a tear and repeat Revelation 21:6
And He told me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. To the thirsty I will give freely from the spring of the water of life.


I would press the button and countless nukes would be set off around the world. Not a single a island nor continent would escape judgement. The ocean would become radiated. Hundreds of nuclear power plants would simultaneously detonated. I would be the only who remained safely protected and nestled in my little bunker.

And with enough food and entertainment to last me another 20 years. I grab the vaseline and do what I had done many decades before. I beat my fucking dick and have the greatest orgasm ever known to man with the sounds of nuclear missles detonating the world round.

Age 65:

After I got bored beating my dick and watching family matters reruns, I'd walk outside and get radiated and turn into a supermutant and go find the eggs and sperm i preserved and see if they mutated so i can go fuck mutant hoes.

I lot of preppers and survivalists have wet dreams about this situation. If you can keep yourself alive for about a year, the world would be a much different place. Air and water would be cleaner, you would never feel social anxiety again, and you would truly be the master of your surroundings.

It's kind of a good way to live your current life: Do I deserve to be the last human on earth?

Personally I think I cope pretty well, but obviously loneliness would set in after a while and I would go a little mad, but by that time I would have learnt how to keep going day by day and survive. I've always wanted this to happen anyway, or some catastrophic world disaster and there are a few people left.

I would find G. Hannelius house and gather up all her dirty panties and roll around in her bed smelling them and masturbating.

>>18624791
i would revel in the truth that all conservatives were finally gone

>>18632785
I would. I'd have a dog girlfriend follow me around. I'd fuck her in every state.

>>18633288
Can't tell if twilight zone reference or that's what you just said

>>18625316
Free the extraterrestrial s or the creatures the CIA or government doesn't want you to know about.

>>18639461
>>18639481
All government is a piece of shit

Say fuck it, survive the best i can. Hour that done aliens come by, and i become commander shepard... except with much, much less humans.

>>18639996
>TAKE THAT DAD

>live in scotland
>explore britain with my doggo
>cross the channel tunnel into france
>keep exploring all i can until my doggo dies
>kill myself

Think I'm already there.

Now that theres no laws or people to stop me

Amass as many human bones as I can and perform the darkest of rituals in the history of mankind

So much power will I have that I could potentially create new humans in my image

>>18642366
i always imagine that these last man on earth scenarios have all over humans just vanish

otherwise, billions of rotting people is gonna be a pretty huge mess, and the smell would be horrific for a long while

>>18624791
Assuming the end of the world wasn't too terribly destructive, I would, in order of precedence:
>get a dog so I don't feel lonely, maybe even a pet rock if no dogs are available
>Go to a university that had a fantastic robotics and coding program.
> Grab all the books and tools needed for some supreme coding shit
>start teaching myself how to make AI.
>Probably camp out in the cafe until the food runs out then start scavenging through other restaurants and grocery stores
>When I develop a really good AI, I would talk to it and explain my problem.
>The AI (in exchange for my sweet collection of porn) will help me learn what I have to do to download my consciousness into an robot
>assuming the process wasn't sel-destructive, I would make my robo-child and for the rest of my life, I would teach it how to stay alive and always ask the AI bot for help and how to make the next generation of roboffspring and tell him to wait for the aliens to come and tell him to work on time travel.
then >>18624797

the first thing after having an epic panic attack and being scared to death im gonna die alone, never have sex again, get an illness that requires minor surgery and likely die from it, etc, etc
after knowing and semi-accepting that Id go to a pharmacy and get antibiotics and meds that I need, and some physicians books. my limited medical training will have to keep me going for a if/when anything goes wrong.
Travel the world and of course make sure im the only one left using short wave radio, huge fucking signs, setting up messages at radio stations (if I can still power it).
for fun id raid military bases and drive tanks around, fire AT-4s at office buildings, starbucks, whatever.
Id be tempted to fly a plane but id be nervous about landing especially if conditions were bad and had nobody to help me so id probably use a yahct to go to overseas. Im already paranoid and spook myself now. Can you imagine being all alone at night in your huge mansion you decide to take over, or being in the wilderness all alone for god knows how long? if anything spooky does happen, you will have nobody to tell.
oh and make a time capsule.

I'd dedicate my life to making 7 billion tulpas to replace all the other dudes.

How would I know if I were the last one? It'd be impossible to check every corner of the world to verify that.

>>18625160
I like that drawing

>>18624791

Travel wherever I wanted, experience everything the world still has to offer.

Do a shit ton of drugs.

>>18624791
Need to find a laboratory....
Shit time to rev up my genetic experimentation...
Must...
Re...produce...
must...
Re....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18642481
This is a pretty decent movie idea

sit at home and watch anime. once done move into amazon warehouse

>>18624791
I would finally fill that fucking pothole at the end of my road.

Maybe blow a couple of buildings up before downing 15 bottles of cough medicine and attempting to fly an airplane

>fuel doesn't go bad

cute thread

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>>18624791
Start fucking the corpses right away, before they get too stinky.

First order of business, amass collections of solar panels, charcoal and weapons. Second order, raid the nearest tech stores and high quality food vendors. Third, try to create a backup of as many games and internet information sources as I can. In all likelihood, after two to three weeks not much will be different from now except I could only play with bots and I would have to spend a few hours stockpiling a day. Of course, I could always get some high grade military shit and try to blow some crypto shits head off with night vision and high powered scopes

I'd move to some place with a tropical climate, with a hot spring. I'd soak in my hot spring during my free time, and drink coconut milk from coconuts I find. I'd spend the rest of my time bird watching up in trees, and practicing yoga so I can suck my dick. Also I'd find some good books, and enjoy poetry, like shakespeare and other good stuff like that. Maybe I'd even practice art. Take up painting or something like that.

>>18624791
i would be fine. i would take over a large office building and make it my new home. i would use permanent markers to draw on everything. all the windows on the inside. black and red images. some porno graphic in nature

the roof would be made into a garden for tomatoes, potatoes, black berries. with a net over it to keep the birds from eating stuff

i would find nut bearing trees or maybe pine trees and harvest the seeds. acorns and pine seeds are edible. i would collect rain water and fish on the week ends. by fish i mean collect fish caught in my fishing basket traps which i would have some food in so they shouldnt die i may have to do that every 2 days though

esentially living and making my standard of living better would be a full time job. my first solar cell array would be a massive undertaking and collecting car batteries to power stuff in the building like lights would take a few days to set up. simple photovaultaics can be made from coper baked so it turns pink and then put into a eletrolytic fluid

guys if a female were in this situation couldn't she just go to a sperm bank and turkey baster that shit? then she wouldn't be the last person on earth assuming she wouldn't die during child birth lol

Get my food and transportation right.. Guns, etc... Then drive to area 51 and other places.. Always listening to the radio, hoping to hear life.

>>18624791
>cope
I wouldn't. I would never be sure I'm truly alone. What if someone's watching? What if I'm not the last one? What if there's something else, hunting me? Just me and whatever else is left? I would end up going mad

>>18624791
First thing I would do after grieving would be to look for a place i would like to stay. Irrational paranoia and fear of the unknown would probably end up consuming me so I'd look for a very secure building to live in. Then I'd get some generators and gas for heating and all that good stuff. Eventually I would probably end up getting myself hooked on painkillers, not on purpose, from raiding pharmacies because why the fuck not?

>>18630493
>that picture

Yeah you don't deserve friends trash

>>18642366
>mfw this is how god created us

>>18626216
You'd prob think you hear people all the time, and be going mad. Thinking you see people. Like peeking around a corner in a big city, but your really just seeing things.

>If you survived the "end of the world", and were the last human alive, how would you cope with that?

opiates and alcohol

>>18624791
I talk to myself anyway, so I'm sure my depression and anxiety would lead me over the edge into full-blown psychotic episodes, running through empty streets and talking to inanimate objects. Just like grandma.

>>18624940
Same matey

>>18624791
Enjoy life.
>explore abandoned cities and forests
>try making electricity for myself
>experience all that I can before I die
>maybe hide away the last remaining bits of human history and knowledge in case aliens

Just because everyone else is gone doesn't mean I can't enjoy what the world has to offer.

>>18640696
this

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>>18624791
I don't think I could cope with that, I would probably cry in a fit of autistic rage.

Pic unrelated.

>>18624791
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ra2rVTuiov4 watch this video over and over

>>18633254
You're such a nigger faggot.

>>18647242
>Duckman.

Kids will never understand what they missed.

>>18640109
I get it too.

>>18624791
Fly my own jet, drive some exotic cars, break into a Japanese sex robot factory, go to CERN, Area 51, learn a bunch of shit about whatever happened and the frontiers of science.

When I get bored I'll try to figure out artificial wombs and try to repopulate. Maybe chimp/human hybrids will be the best I can acheive.

(If you're a woman just break into a sperm bank)

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>>18624791
I'd probably try to find something to occupy myself. Maybe a library. Though with my luck I'd break my glasses.

>>18642481
Neir:Automata?

>>18624791
Make my house into a Base and go around the place getting as much food and water as I could. Grow crops in the garden. Get loads of cars and other cool stuff to test them out. Go on adventuring around Ireland and visit all the famous people's homes and shit. Explore entire cities. Make sure I have a few doggos for company and get a gun to protect myself.

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>>18625504
Jfc

>>18625117
Wait whi home deleiver my pizza then

>>18624791
hmm, I guess food would be an issue, maybe. But I'm a hikki right now so I wouldn't miss other people much. Due to there being no power I'd be pretty miserable, though. Read any book I can get my hands on and then probably an hero.

>>18632473
Scrap my original plan, this is my life now

Probably find a 5/10 female survivor,marry her just so I can bang her,and as we are driving around after our wedding we crash into the car of a 10/10 female survivor,talk them into letting me sleep with both,then as I'm about to bang her under a sky filled with fireworks an obese asshole spots them and finds us and steals the 10/10 girl,then when I'm looking for supplies I find an old alcoholic bitch and her Australian 7/10 friend and I don't tell them about the group and just go with them to escape from my wife,the fatso and his bipolar girlfriend,but then they find me with them and they join our group,then I get mad that I made signs telling people where I was and want to be alone again,try to pain over one of my signs that was on a roadside billboard but my stair falls and I'm trapped up there and I think I'm going to die but then a nigger with the same name as me takes me down from there and saves me and takes me back to the group and everyone loves him,and gets generators and water running and tries to kill me like I tried to kill the fatso,and then they kick me out of the group and my wife comes with me and we start traveling the us looking for a place to live,but then return to where our group was and the whole place is burned down and they left to another state,and when we get there they are there with Will Ferrell singing some shit,and my wife tries to surprise them but ends up scaring Will Farrell for death but they forgive her and me really quick,and then I got really disconnected with what was going on,the fatso started hiding bacon from everyone,my brother returned from space,the black guy died,we left that place at some point,and i think my brother died or went somewhere else I truly don't know,now I think we are in a Hospital of some sorts that has energy and go-karts and food and water,i guess it's ok.

>>18647819
You're such a ugly ass nerd.

>>18650187

How is that tv show? I stopped watching after the guy failed to fuck the 10/10

>>18624791
>cope
kek. I'll be happy.

>Go mad and realize everything I've ever loved or known had disappeared in one night
>Travel around my town and let free all the pets that have been left behind, adopt whatever creatures need human guidance
>Steal one of the horses from the nearby farm and travel to my grandparents home 20 miles away and create a memorial to them
>Raid the Amazon distribution centre and live out of there for a few years, survive on the perishables first and then canned goods for a few years
>Die horribly of lung cancer as I'd smoke myself in to an early grave from all the spare time

>>18624791
Speeding on the highway!

>>18624791
I'd try to learn as many top secret secrets as I can. Maybe modify myself to be immortal, if it's at all possible. Probably die in an accident, but I could try.

My primary objective would be to get myself into space, dicking around and doing drugs while in space, and then killing myself, because fuck dying on earth.

>>18650247
This

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>>18626709
pretty sure he already covered pictures by mentioning abandoned porno mags

>>18637810

Just realized I'd probably shoot myself knowing every pet and zoo animal would starve to death

>>18626036
WE

>>18624791
1. find out where they made Real Dolls
2. break in
3. ?????????
4. profit

did i leave anything out?

I'd start collecting books and other information.

>>18624791
It would not change that much.
After 12 hours all electricity would be gone because if someone doesn't push a button earth few hours these things stop. No joke, I already had this discussion with a friend.

I guess it would not change that much. I would not travel around. Staying at home, seeing how everything comes to an end. Maybe I take care of the house... anyways. Sitting outside, waiting for something, watching the sky and be a bit melancholic about the situation. I would be sad and happy at the same time. Killing myself is not really an option... so far. Don't know how I think about this after one week of loneliness though....

Getting food and preparing my car for I don't know what. Exploring the buildings in my little village, that would happen for sure, but that is just one or two days at most.

I always wanted to drive a tank.

I'm a grill so I'm obligated to make myself Eve v2.

Just gotta rob a sperm bank and pop out some babies. The boys will be cast out, and the girls inseminated once they were of birthing age.

We'd be fruitful and multiply and all that. So long as the sperm bank is functional we could have enough diversity down the line that we wouldn't have to get rid of the males anymore.

>>18653079
>The boys will be cast out
For what purpose? You're going to need a man to do manual labor. Of course, you might want to remove their balls or something though so they don't fuck their sisters.

>>18649272
>I guess food would be an issue
how would this ever be an issue? there are tons of food that have very long expiration times which are stored in warehouses.

the only way food would be an issue is if the entire country was nuked to hell, to the point radiation covered every inch of the surface.(in which case you may as well suicide)

>>18653079
Kill yourself

>>18653089
I guess it's better to neuter them - we will spoil the ball-less ones instead so they don't inevitably try to take over.

Still sad, but if we cast them out they'll grow and rebel and destroy our tiny civilization - which I mean we would deserve... but then all the rape babies end up retarded and no one wins.

Neutered males will be princes. They'll probably murder me later but hopefully I'll have had enough kids by then for my offspring to continue the cycle.

>>18653079
>rob a sperm bank and pop out some babies
Sadly this won't work.
Sperm needs to be incubated in order to stay alive. Without power in the facility, they'll all be dead within 30 minutes max.

>>18633282
they're locked up.
they'll die in like 3 days.

even if they got out, they'll still die because they arent native to the lands and cant hunt their normal meals.

i dont think you'd have to worry about any predatory animal taking over in your lifetime.

>>18633169
>must be my paranoia acting up again, really gotta lay off the drugs

>>18639471

I live pretty far north of the equator, and I'd want to get out of any urban metropolises as soon as possible. If everyone else on earth is dead I can only assume it's from one of two things:

Nuclear war, in which case major cities are going to be massive irradiated wastelands, or

Sudden global die-off, probably through some kind of antibiotic-resistant superbug, in which case the cities are going to start to smell pretty fucking bad when the bodies start decomposing.

If I could find a nice and well-supplied cabin out in the boonies I could do well for a while, I suppose. I'm just putting a little realism into OP's hypothetical, is all.

>>18639574

>Age 20: Die in a typhoon on the way to Japan

FTFY

>>18624791
Find out whats in the box muslims worship

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>>18624791
I would steal a car, go to my Oneitis' hometown, find out where they live, and enjoy some corpse rape while the meat's still fresh.

After the body starting getting stinky, I'd travel to California in my hot car and become bros with Koko the gorilla, learn sign language, and enjoy communicating with an entity that's smarter than some humans I've met anyway: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koko_(gorilla)

Hey, you said the last
>human
alive, not the last sentient entity.

>travel to south to avoid winter
>find beach house near cove
>befriend pod of dolphins
>dolphins bring you food and shit
>get dolphin gf

>>18626023
works both ways though. why settle and stay in one place? why not explore the world at will and adventure before offing yourself?

I'd try to find a sweet harley or mopar and mad-max it across america and mexico, maybe a bit of south america. realistically i can't drive a boat across the ocean and fuck dealing with the cold when living out of a car/sleeping bag so I'll just shoot myself in a wendys after ive seen enough. it'd be cool if there were mutant animals or something to fight besides the occasional bear so it wouldn't get so boring and you'd have a use for all the cool guns you could just take.

Let out all the animals at every pet store I come across and give them a chance at life, find a self sustaining home maybe in New Mexico.Somewhere warm and where natural disasters are less likely (ice storms, hurricanes, tornadoes, forest fires). Id collect surival things and stock up in my new home, Travel to celebrities homes in go through their shit, find me a super realistic sex doll, smoke a fuck load of weed, drive fast cars and break things for fun. Then once I've either lost my mind, or my health was bad where I was going to die, take a bunch of pills and sit on a mountain top during a sunset.

find out which animal got the best pussy

>>18642352
this

this whole reality is literally nothing

Get plastic fuckable doll. As realistic as possible.

Steal a gaming laptop and some download some games before the internet goes of world wide.

Get some dogs for company.

Do booze and hard drugs.

Die slowly at some point by illness or killed by an animakl.

>>18625160
This is a drawing of me lying on my side from the rear. You can see my butthole and upper back legs. I'm a hairy fucker. You can not unsee this

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>>18625160
>>18658264