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Anonymous 2017-01-31 02:55:06 Post No. [Report]

First and probably last time on this board but I need someone's help. I'm pretty sure there's an elf in my house or one that just stays in my room. Don't ask me how it got there because I don't know.
I was listening to music on my bed and out of the corner of my eye I saw this little figure RUN past me and as soon as I looked, he had disappeared. I've dealt with stuff like this before and I'm sure we all have but this is actually freaking me out because it's messing with my stuff. When I came Home today, there was a fucking book tied to a string hanging above my bed. You can't tell me that's not something a fucking mischevious elf would do.
Is there any way I can get him out without making him angry or causing some sort of curse? I just don't want an elf in my house!
I named him Tiny Tot but I sort of regret giving him a name because ive heard that makes them stronger.

I have a pic of the book and string if anyone wants to see. Please respond.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:43:06 Post No.18581772
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:43:06 Post No.18581772 [Report]

Go Fuck yourself you monumental cock sucker

Threads over!

Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:45:59 Post No.18581782
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 03:45:59 Post No.18581782 [Report]

Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:46:39 Post No.18582019
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:46:39 Post No.18582019 [Report]

>>18581603
Post pics.

El + Eve = Elves

Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:48:21 Post No.18582028
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:48:21 Post No.18582028 [Report]

>>18581782
Jerk off next time you see it OP

Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:58:28 Post No.18582056
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 04:58:28 Post No.18582056 [Report]

>>18581772
I said

THREAD IS KILL!!!

Due to massive faggot like traits displayed on OP's part

>>18582028
But if you want some actual legit advice on how to handle this. Follow this fine chaps instructions

Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:06:34 Post No.18582081
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 05:06:34 Post No.18582081 [Report]

*Robot bump*

Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:13:06 Post No.18582264
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:13:06 Post No.18582264 [Report]

Well, if we want to pretend this is real...

Elves, afaik, are only mentioned in fantasy as the tall pointy eared folk.

And elfs, are strictly north polian santa workers.

Could be a leprechaun, spill a pile of salt, doesn't have to be big. Leave the room and come back. Leprechauns have to count each grain individually when they see spilled salt.

If its spread out into a ring, you've got faelings, and thats an even bigger problem then just an elf.

You know... if real things that aren't.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:22:23 Post No.18582298
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:22:23 Post No.18582298 [Report]

>>18581603
Your grandma wants her garden gnome back.

Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:25:12 Post No.18582310
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Anonymous 2017-01-31 06:25:12 Post No.18582310 [Report]

Read the book.

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