Ask a satellite technitian whos gone to space anything, yes ive

>>18561157
Is earth flat

>>18561157
Did you Ayy Lmao?

>>18561157
What are the aliums like?

>>18561161
Maybe? I see UFO alot, by that i mean objects in space which arnt identified in our books

>>18561164
Extremely good at hiding, most of the time just black things contrasting with the ocean etc

>>18561157
How's muh dick looking from up there?

>>18561160
No, if it was i wouldnt be able to take off since our Shuttles where made to work only if what we theorise about gravity to be true. And since i can take off, than gravity is more fact than theorey, and since it is the flat earth gravity theorey is false.

>>18561182
About 10^50 times smaller if im right above your house

Ok Op, your claim sounds kind of fantastic and I've been lied a lot in the last 15 seconds.

I'm going to need some proof.

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What happens when a mommy star and a daddy star love each other very much?

What's the spookiest thing you've seen out there?

Why did you feel compelled to create this thread? This is not reddit.

>>18561549
They blow up and create a baby star and solar system

What's the spookiest thing you've seen in space?

>>18561190
>astronaut
>cant spell for shit

>>18561556
>implying we haven't been reddit for the past two years

>>18561662
Not saying the OP isn't bullshitting but a friend of mine works in theoretical physics and he texts like a 14 year old. Some people just don't give a shit.

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What exactly do you work on in space?
And how do i become a major tom? ;_;

>>18563450
Find your lady stardust.

>>18563456
But i want to be an astronaut, not a shitposter.

>>18561157
Have you ever been briefed about "ayy lmaos" and or did u have to sign something sayng you cant repeat if u did find an ay lmao

>>18561157
ITT fags rp... As usual

>>18561203
So still 0 sorry anon

Anyone notice a new dot in the night sky? If you're on the eastern coast of America it's straight west.

Appears 8:50 pm - 9:10 pm

>>18564821
Is Venus a meme now?

Proof pls

>>18561157
What kind of spooky stuff?
Story time or gtfo

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>>18561157
What makes you better than the guy who works at 7/11, he goes to heaven every day.

>>18561552
I heard static in space LOUDLY for a good 5 seconds, then i felt a presence (or i was scared for my life) this should sp00k you since you cant hear sound in space (yes i was outside the satellite), also i didnt have anything that could make static sounds except my communications, and that i know for a fact was NOT where the sound was coming from, it was muffled by my helmet, id be able to hear it loud and clear if it was inside my helmet from the speaker

>>18561662
Like anon said, i dont really care, im on /x/ lol, i may be an astronaut but ive been here longer.

>>18563450
Be fit, young, smart in all subjects except shit like music (still has value tho). Pass several years worth of tests, training, ground rocket engineer jobs, be good at it, then off u go major tom

did you beat off in space?

>>18561157
>technitian

>>18566454
some kind of radiation or dust impacting your helmet?

>>18561157
Does Kylo Ren actually have a six pack?

>>18568318
Heat.

>>18568481
If actual major Tom it could've been cosmic rays interacting with the gold in spaceOP's tinted visor. Like EM drive.

>>18561662
>as if not spelling words correctly makes you retarded
>as if the context of what you are talking about isnt much more important
you are retarded kys