Is there any being I can talk to about semi immortality? I don't

nope. closest you can get to immortality in this world is having kids or creating something.

If only you experienced detachment from the world would you know happiness beyond all material wealth (including increased lifespan)

The Bible explains this.

Firstly, semi-immortality is nonsensical. If you mean "extended life," then day that. If you mean "invulnerability," say that.

Regardless, why would you wanna live in this damn universe for longer than 100 years or so? It's a violent, awful, sinful rotten place. Tons of beauty, sure, but the next life is so much greater.

We are here for a bit almost as a proving ground.

>>18548032
Don't worry. I'd fuck your Godly cooter until I die for realsies and for eternity afterward

>>18548610
I'm ctfu

>>18548032

>Meditation + drinking your own piss.

It will slow down the process.

>>18548633
Hey, you're either real or you aren't. I'm on my way out anyway.

>>18548032
Keanu Reaves

No. You can try but no one will take you seriously. If they do you can bet your ass they're just trying to take advantage of you.

>>18548032
There are breathing techniques you can use to slow your heart rate. Research Edgar Casey too.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3939242/Do-teenageers-hold-ey-fountain-youth-Blood-human-teens-anti-aging-effects-old-mice.html

Teenage blood plasma, it's a one way based on alchemy. You might also want to check the Taoist alchemists of China who used toxic substances based on mercury, lead and arsenic to achieve very long age. Nowadays arsenic trioxide is used to threat a form of leukemia and is proven to force cancer cells to undergo apoptosis.

>>18548032

Go have a chatsy with Paimon, but be aware that if you don't have anything he wants you ain't gonna get shit. Do not bullshit him, either, he can see through it and does not like having his time wasted. And before you even think it, your soul is extremely unlikely to be worth that much.

>>18548941
This nigga still talking about his Digimon.

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>>18548032
>Is there any being I can talk to about semi immortality?
>>18543757
>I don't want to age. Thanks.
You'll always age but you can do things to delay the affects of aging and stay healthy much like you were when you were younger