I know there is dark Lord here, I don't know if I should

>>18547866
>dark lord

Dude, the entire hoard is here.

>>18547866
The roleplaying is real.

did not take me long to find you huh

>>18547866
No dark lord here kid

>>18547866
Hey it's me the dark Lord wyd

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>>18547866
Your just feeling new antichrist

>>18547876
Underrated

>>18548215
>implying Trump isn't our savior

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>>18547866
I'm not a dark Lord.

I have great paranormal abilities but I only use it for justice. I make people stop living by supernatural forces or I just torture them into suicide. Either way it is for the greater good.

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any
>dark lord with a brain
ignores posts like this
>>18547866
but checked..

>>18548237
I guess it's interesting seeing people living in their world of mirrors though. is it a meme mentality or a ME ME mentality?

>who cares

>>18548237

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>>18547866 (OP) #
I'm not a dark Lord.

I have great paranormal abilities but I only use it for justice. I make people stop living by heart attacks or I just torture them into nightmares. Either way it is for the greater good.

>>18548267
>I make people stop living by heart attacks or I just torture them into nightmares
Heart attacks are a lame way to go. But giving someone endless nightmares every night for the rest of their short lives seems mighty fine.

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>>18547866

You.... Rang?

W҉͈͕H҉A͏͉̦͔̥͓T̶͈̠ ̞̫̠̖̕ͅY̺̻͓̤O͎̮̱͍̠U̲̫̠̘ ̰̩̳A͕̰̪͖R̤̬̯͍̺͉̣Ę ̦F̦̜̫̘̫͍͟ͅE̯͕̣̗̻̖E͢L͙͔͍̪͈̀ÌN̰̫̺͓̻͈͕G̮͖̟͉͙̤ ͍̝͈I̙̞̞S̷͍̩̰̲̥̺͓ ̡͖̜͎͓̣J̖͉́U̦͖̪̪̯ST̙̪̗̯̬ͅ ̸̺GÀ̝̞̱̞̩S͚͖̹͕̮͈͕͢,̷̱̗̼ ̯̺̪̣͔N͢ͅO͇̖Ẉ ̢̱͓F̞̜͔Ư̹̦C̗̗̭̫̩͙K̦̝̗͍̤͠ ̡O̺͈͔͠F̼̞̱̤F̮̘͖̮͓̜ ҉͙̗̗͔̞̺̞F͓̯̞͖͕͓̩A͏͙͖G̙G̜̜̺̣͙̕O̢͇̺̘̩̰̖̞Ț̞̬̘̱̠̲́.̯̻̱̞̙̱͘ ̠̩͕̞̭͈I̡̳'̩̱̫̰M̗̦̝̲̙͘ ̹̟͉̼̪̗̳B̷͙͎͈̝ͅU̱S̛̥̺̦Y̫.̸

>>18547866

Speak

>>18547866
>I know there is dark Lord here

Obama left office yesterday

>>18548215
Libshit please go.

>>18548545
You first

I am a Dark Lord

But I'm white, is that OK?

>>18547866
Before there could be light, there must be darkness to illuminate

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You should be at work OP.

>>18548290
The eye of celeron

>>18548635
...Anonymous
01/21/17(Sat)04:52:15 No.18548635
>>18547866 (OP) #
Before there could be dark, there must be light to illuminate

https://youtu.be/mJF6UjyBatw

>>18547866
hello, i think i am who you feel. i am only the darkness of your light.

Wagwan, brud?

>>18547870
>18547870
fpbp

>>18548730
i can be your shadow his shadow her shadow thier shadow our shadow

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>>18547866
Revelation 9:1
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.

I am here. Since you were the first perceptive one to feel my presence i will grant you a question that i will answer.

cute tumblr quotes

>>18549218
What happens when an angel falls to earth with broken wings?

>>18549252
then it fell down with broken wings and cant fucking go nowhere. But high ranked (fallen) angels like me have no wings. We just can't enter heaven.. Thats it.

>>18548223
He's not. Get over yourself

I always imagine what it must've been like: A burning meteorite from the sky crashes into the earth, and man watches one almost identical to any witnesses crawl out from the debris. Posing, pretending to be something of good, for he is almost perfect. He promises to show any who follow some sort of enlightened path. He being the Devil

>>18549261
So truly abandoned by God without a word to hear left to the sidelines.

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>>18547866
Back to the psych ward, schizo.

>>18547866

What you're really feeling a dark cock, not lord, drilling itself into your asshole.

>>18549943
8 years

>>18549261
Never thought I'd find another. If that's the case, why?

La Bruja,
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/254329406/la-bruja

>>18550736
abandon <-> abbadon almost the same word you see?

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'Ello gov'na.

>>18551813
Your point being?

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>>18548267
>I have great paranormal abilities but I only use it for justice. I make people stop living by supernatural forces or I just torture them into suicide. Either way it is for the greater good.

Cause ya get it? Bad people can and will die by any means. All natural or unavoidable. There is zero blame in an accident. People grieve, give their condenses and move on. The death curse I call it.
The second type of curse I call the bad luck curse. This is anything but death. Once a persons life is so bad, they have no where to turn to except suicide. The only hand to blame here here is the target themselves. Either they suffer everyday with unending horrors and terror, physical pain along with psychological breaking trauma, or they end it all. Best part is I never have to soil my hands. Same results but there is a distinct difference between the Curses.

>>18548382
Swamp gas, head on home now, there's nothing to see here.

>>18547866
Hey there.

>>18547866
What is it that you want.

>>18554814
...Anonymous
01/22/17(Sun)22:02:48 No.18554814
>>18547866 (OP) #
What is it that you want to know

>>18547866
The worst part is not knowing. Searching for the truth changes the answers. Always remember that.

>ITT: lots of dark lords show up and OP never asks them fucking anything

>>18547866

How do you qualify as a dark lord?

>>18556956
>be dark
>git gud

>>18553376
A wizard that does not know the secrets about spelling is no wizard friend of mine. That is MY point. I do not know about this "Dark Lord" over here.

- Fire mage.

>>18556965
If you were true than you would have known the benefit of camouflage, like the military.

Why do you seek me mortal?

>>18547866
Ok

>>18557291
Explain. What do you mean by that?

>>18556965
Spelling, you mean like words? ;) ;)
-Untrained Chaos Magician

>>18554814

You know

I have to talk to you but idk about what

>>18554814
I want reality back bastard.
I want souls around me like I remember when I was a child, not devoid vessels.

>>18557637
Are you sure that you're not the hollow vessel anon?
Are you sure that you don't simply suck the souls of the people around you?

Don't worry, my child. I mean no harm and all I have is love for you all. Sometimes however the world needs a villain instead of a hero and there is no telling what fate has in store for us. I will do my best to love you all and take care of you.

>>18557891
Maybe.
But admitting to such may be the trick. I am, for the most part, made up of my life experiences with others so maybe that's how collective consciousness operates?

>>18558040
Ok mommy.

>>18557596
A dialogue it will be then. What do you offer me.

crying chink guy

>>18547866
What do you want Jeremy?

If you want to call yourself that, to become an apprentice. Be prepaid to be challenged in many ways to bring you down. It means, you give me the ability to attack you and knock you down. I will challenge you and observe the many ways you will become resilient to get back up. If you want this training, I will find your limits and boundaries and bring you to your breaking point, repeatedly. I will purposefully show you pain until that pain is mind nimbingly distractionless. I will invade your dreams and shift them into nightmares. I will tell you the truth to what's underpaying beneath. I will reveal your closest loved ones true selfish intentions. I will reveal all truths.

>>18560902
Listen, /x/. We have to talk. Your numbers just aren't making the cut here. We need a board with ambition. Take /b/ for example. Fuck he may be retarded but he pushes our product like niggers sling dope.
You need to be more like your big brother /pol/, he earns board of the month consistently.
/x/, look, you are a nice anon, I don't want to terminate you but unless your numbers improve we're going to shut down your department. So stop posting this gay tarot readings and these faggoty autistic LARP religions and start posting about what out customers care about like aliens and spooks. This is the last time we are going to speak to you about this. Next time it'll be your ass.

We don't eat pasta around here. Everything else is contained withen itself. Things will get fun around the Devils hour.

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>>18547866
>I'm on to you Satan.
>I know all your tricks.

O rly? *Transforms into woman*

>FFFUUUU.....!!

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>>18547866
Ain't no dark lords here, mastah.