I heard strange noises outside my house. I went out to investigate

magic Inca ashtray

>>18540254
flying saucer dropped a gas cap.

>>18540260
it's rather small, not likely an ashtray
>>18540264
not me. fuck off

>>18540254
Can you flip it and take a picture?

>>18540254
I'll buy it from you.

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>>18540254
The Locust are coming

>>18540254
Sell me it. I'll take it off your hands for $20

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>>18540275
sure, sorry it took so long, my camera is painfully died and I had to get my phone
>>18540322
i'm sure you are nowhere near where I live

Are you selling it?

>>18540339
Neat. I meant the underside of it though.

>>18540339
Email me.
[email protected]

>>18540339
flip it over. Also, what the fuck is that coin? The point of putting a reference item in a photo is so we can compare the size of a known object to the size of an unknown object. What kind of fuckign money is that coin? You really think anyone on this board has some old ass gold coin readily available? Why the fuck didn't you use a pencil or a ruler or something?

>>18540354
this made me smile

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>>18540340
well sure, but I live in a foreign country and all
>>18540344
my bad, I am not a clever man
it's very smooth, and it looks like there was something white stuck to it at some point
>>18540354
it's a canadian dollar about the size of an american dollar give me ten minutes to find a fucking ruler

>>18540354
Hahahaha. 10/10 totally agree

>>18540362
If you email me, we'll discuss a price and I'll even pay for shipping.

>>18540254
looks like you 3d printed some bullshit

>>18540368
Not. This.

>>18540362
Hmm, kinda looks like a chair leg cap. Is that white spot glue?

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>>18540377
I don't think you understand, kind fellow on the interwebs, I desire that object for a purpose and intend to attempt taking it off this persons hands for my own selfish desires.

>>18540254
>>18540376
Yeah OP, you can literally see the "resolution" of the printer

Hey decided to drop in and give some info to OP. Don't sell that possession. You'll thank me in the long run.

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>>18540396
Shut up, Billy Joe. That there object be a thingy I'm trying to buy, ya probably don't even know what it's for.

>>18540254
[email protected]
I typed it wrong, my bad man.

>>18540405
Neither do you, you poopsmoker

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>>18540386
if it's 3D printed I didn't make it, though it doesn't feel like plastic, it's cold to the touch, and kinda heavy
>>18540396
how long run?

>>18540413
Yes I do you feet sniffer.
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>>18540414
I'm begging you to let me buy that object from you.

>>18540415
what is it, though?

>>18540414
I'm thinking both immediate and possibly next five years of your life. I wouldn't trust half the people on this board.

>>18540414
I give you 50$ for it

>>18540414
Is it magnetics? Does it sink or float in water? It looks rough on the surface, and you scrape off the dirt or is the surface just rough plastic? Does it look or smell burnt at all?

>>18540419
It'll help you get somewhere, that's all you need to dun diddle know.
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>>18540422
>>18540414
If you sell me that, know it'll be in good hands.

Don't stick your dick in where you wouldn't want it to get chopped. In other words I'd hang on to the object in the interest of your self preservation. Especially if you have touched it with your bare hands.

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>>18540354
Not OP tho

>>18540428
Don't trust this guy. I give you 50$ for it, we'll get in contact if you agree

>>18540415
Then do tell if you do then, keep getting high on those turds tho

>>18540426
it's not magnetic, or at least doesn't react to a magnet at all
it's buoyant if I place it in the water like a boat, but sinks if I fill it up
>>18540428
well shit mate, now I don'tknow if I want to sell it
>>18540432
my penis is way to large for sticking into it
>>18540437
senpai, I'm not even sure you are real

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>>18540437
I wouldn't throw my email out there for shits and giggles if I didn't know what it was.
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>>18540441
If you email me, I promise to tell you more about it and anything else you want to know about the object and if you don't want to sell it, that's fine, at least we talked it over in private. I'm willing to pay as much as I can for the object you possess currently. [email protected]

>>18540441
I'll level with you. 90% of this board is too retarded to be dangerous but there's like 10% that are just retarded enough to be dangerous. I am genuinely urging you to not sell the item.

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>>18540448
Your sigil reminds me of pic related

>>18540448
emailed you
>>18540454
seriously mate I didn't print it
I don't think it's plastic though.
>>18540426
it's smooth in places and rough in others. it's cold to the touch and heavy.
it doesn't smell burnt, it has a smell kinda like pancakes

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>>18540458
It's the Points of Power by this here fellow on the sigil.

>>18540468
Is it the Saturn glyph on the left?

Fucking paranoids fags flipping shit over some plastic cap.

This thread made me kekkle

okay guys. time for the Truth
I do have a 3D printer, and I printed it to fuck a bit with you guys. don't waste your $50 bro. it's maybe like a 50cent piece

>>18540415
He won't do that. Stop.

>>18540494
Post pic

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>>18540501
If he'll let you sniff his peepee, he'll let me buy this plastic for treefiddy

Can yall stop beating around the bush and say what it is?

>>18540494
Sure.

Seriously though OP do you agree to sell it or not?

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>>18540505

>>18540511
I have a pink 7in, suction cup based dildo for that, so take that, faggot.

>>18540254

what ever it is its 3d printed not anything paranormal u cunt.

>>18540494
I don't think anyone would fall for samefagging

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>>18540518

>>18540415
Will you boof it?

What's up with all the newfags. /x/ used to be educated about that stuff

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>>18540527
we might as well shitpost while we can till a janitor or mod does something about it, but they probably won't because y'know, the stupid shit stays here while the interesting stuff is deleted.
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>>18540531
>>18540533
See; my fellow n words, you may think i'm a woman, but fret not! For I am a duracell battery who can shock you with my electric dildo smasher 9000

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>>18540508
3D print I made to test my printer, it works if you wanted to know
here's the pic of the printing software ready to print

>>18540534
>says the newfag

>>18540542
no u

>>18540537
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

>>18540547
hey what the fuck this insult was directed towards me

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>>18540550
Y-Yeah!

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>>18540554
Just like my cumshots.

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quick, post chips while we still can

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>>18540558

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gogogo

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don't you worry precious X-files.
I shall try again someday, with a properly treated and painted print to keep you guys on your toes. if you have any suggestions you should probably make them now
pic related, it's the printer

>>18540537
>I have a pink 7in, suction cup based dildo for that, so take that, faggot.
Do you know what shitposting is?

>>18540558
This made me laugh more than it should.

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>>18540604

>>18540254
Are you actually retarded though

>>18540620
This made me cry more than it should.

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>>18540620

>>18540593
This made me fap more than it should.

>>18540254
Omg dude, you should have used a VPN, they are comming for you now, run away, get rid of your phone, take cash, leave fast, it may be already too late, the artefact will guide you

>>18540254
it looks like an end cap of some kind. like for a furniture protrusion.

but the shape is pretty weird and actually it is really odd you would post this because i was trying to figure out something last night and drew a picture that looks almost exactly like this.

>>18540254
It's a fingerbox

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>>18540728
you should have read the thread, I printed the thing