Greetings /x/ I hail from /britfeel/ on /r9k/ One of our number

Will post webms

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484544779670.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1484543926866.webm

The most interesting one, imho

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484543084466.webm

I think you should dress up like a girl and have sex with that one guy.

Sorry is this thread not /x/tier? Figured you guys were the experts.

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1484540782899.webm

>>18530115
this is obviously done by santa, tell him to leave some milk and cookies by christmas tree and it will all be over in no time

>>18530127
/x/ is one of the slower boards around here, lad

>>18530127
this is just an slow board, give it some time

>>18530136
>>18530133
Thanks senpai

>>18530125
Agreed!

One last one lads.

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484546216219.webm

Anyway probably all done for now.

>>18530102
>One of our number is convinced his house is being haunted
>his
>I think this is all happening because I paid attention too it
Did you just out yourself?

>>18530147
He copy pasted what I said I think.

>>18530151
This. I was responding to him in the /r9k/ thread and pasted that instead of the first webm

Spooky

>>18530147
Also to note, that was really the simple way of me saying it.

I'll go in depth in greentext if possible.
>used to be 4 of us living here
>strange shit like doors would open and close all the time
>thought it was the wind but odd
>one of the people living here has their laptop smashed and room trashed
>tense in house
>i spend most time shitposting and not doing anything because I own the house
>i get the blame
>everyone is in one day
>all upstairs
>here a big bang downsstairs
>no idea where they came from
>no idea what the big bang was
>run down to kitchen
>maggots on the floor in a big pile
>girl who is living with us cant handle it
>other people think its me and im being unfair
>eventually all leave
>have to get a proper job to pay all bills
>have recorded the majority of everything since then
>this is what i got
>stuff has got more and more intense as time has gone on

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>>18530182
>>stuff has got more and more intense as time has gone on
That may culminate in this spectre attacking you at some point

>>18530112
This was recorded on an earlier camera so sorry about the quality.

Also most of it used to happen at night but now happens throughout the day.

Also it's not constant it's just like once every month, though as of recently it has been happening quite a few times throughout the month.

>>18530102
Actual answer here.

Assuming this isn't just a ruse, which it almost certainly is,this house is definitely, 100% haunted. By a poltergeist to be more specific.
Could you link us to the thread? If this is your house, can you tell us some more of the specifics regarding the haunting?
Because, though, it's obviously haunted, and pretty severely at that, that's all I'm able to tell about it from these webms.

>>18530182
>maggots on the floor in a big pile
I'm not even sure how to respond to this. I just want to highlight how utterly disgusting it sounds

>>18530182
>maggots on the floor in a big pile
Where did the maggots come from? I'm getting suspicious because it sounds like it just took a turn down Demonic Possession Avenue.

>>18530197
I've seen shadowy figures in the house already, been woken up by them too.

I have no physical injuries from this, just my shit being broken. I don't think it's planning on murdering me though ladu.

>>18530208
They're breaking through, seeing what they can get away with. They will eventually start agitating you directly. Then you're fucked, lad.

>>18530204
>Could you link us to the thread?
It's honestly 480 posts about trannies, Jeremy Kyle, and oneitis. Only the last hour or so has Ghost lad been sharing.

>>18530206
No idea, it's one of the weirder things that has happened.

>>18530204
> specifics

>>18530182


Also I didn't even want to post here.

>>18530182
>stuff has got more and more intense as time has gone on.
That means you're making it angry anon. Stop pissing it off.

Can you think of any reason why it would be angry?

>>18530217
>Can you think of any reason why it would be angry?
Not him but could all the other housemates leaving affect it's 'mood'? Perhaps it wants more attention.

>>18530111
>>18530112
>>18530115
>>18530127
>>18530145
i think it really hates the way you've arranged your furniture, might want to go about fixing that, pal

>>18530182
>maggots on the floor in one big pile
GET THE FUCK OUT IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE NIGGER.

>>18530226
>Coffee table on top of a shag rug
I can see why

>>18530182
>maggots on the floor in a big pile
This is where you went too far, man. You should've kept it simple, that simply doesn't fit with the rest of it.

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>>18530225
>attention whore ghost in the /r9k/ lurker's house
But what could it all mean?

>>18530182
>have to get a proper job to pay all bills
Could the ghost be your disappointed mother?

>>18530236
On top of the maggots and this >>18530208 he's spoilt the mystery. Absolute bollocks now.

>>18530236
.. I know it doesn't, but I thought I'd go a bit more in depth. anyway I'm gunna shut up now because I can't handle this hassle.

Post away anons!

>>18530247
>well shit, you've countered my story and I have no defense against it, so away I go!

Welp, thread's done, fellas

I'd just like to say Ghost-lad does not represent the typical /britfeel/ poster and most of us are only haunted by our failures.

>>18530225
>>18530182
Anon is probably giving it too much attention. Attention is like food to a lot of spooky entities, and the reason things have been getting worse since your mates left is because with them gone, you've had nothing else to focus on, so you've been feeding it. A lot. Thinking about it makes the being stronger.
The only real solution to your problem is either to move out or to just stop paying attention to it. Pick up what it throws, but otherwise don't let them enter your thoughts. It has no real power until you give it enough attention to materialize.
Sadly, telling thousands of people about it on an Uighur moving-picture forum has hardly helped with that whole "starving it for attention" thing.

>>18530216

what do you mean "no idea." you mean you found some maggots writhing around on your floor and you just left it at that? if you're at all rational you'd seek out a reasonable explanation. so you must already believe the house is haunted, or you're rusing. in the off chance it's the former then you should ask around about the former tenants of your house and also contact a ... well, a ghost hunter. hopefully he won't just scam you and you can confront the ghost

>>18530261
>>18530254
>Took a solid four minutes of my life to type this all up before realizing OP was a fag.
God I feel retarded now.

>>18530267
>you mean you found some maggots writhing around on your floor and you just left it at that?

>walk in
>find pile of maggots on floor
>lol this seems like an issue that will fix itself
>goes to pub

>>18530274

It worked in Shaun of the Dead. Sort of.

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Dont think anyone posted this one desu

>>18530293
Yeah, it kind of worked. Two of the lived so it's better than nothing. Just wait for it to blow over, lad.

>>18530300
I'm certain he's a fraud now,but goddamnam I impressed by however he made that fork flip.

>>18530300
>>18530305
Assuming this is a hoax, it's really good work.

/britfeel/ is spreading. I am excite.

hello lads post waifus and complain about the job centre.

Oi oi he just posted another

https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1484548874138.webm

"Sorry lads but I just found this one whilst looking through everything, anyway whatever it is turns the lights on halfway through.

The camera looks the way it does because it's on nightmode, this fades out when the lights come on."

>>18530321
well shit i think i just shat a bit

>>18530312
Maybe we will have /britspook/ at some point in the future

bumping to keep this alive
>>18530321
8spooky9me

the sound that shit makes is fucking horrifying

>>18530357

I am a fellow britfeeler anon and I can tell you are from there because you are not aware of how slow this fantastic board is.

you don't need to regularly bump and generally it takes a long while for posts to accumulate. calm down.

>>18530360
im sorry ive just been spooked to hell and back, im all sorts of frazzled.

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He needs to make a Jackie Chan tulpa. Jackie Chan tulpa solves everything always. If you get too scared let him take over your body for a bit and Chan the fuck out of the spirit. It will be like if this guys crazy enough to make a Jackie Chan tulpa he is not worth the energy. Peace. Easy solution

>>18530321
This one proves its all fake. Impressive though.

>>18530378
Just play the nutshack theme until it leaves. Worked for me.

>>18530405
Looks pretty real to me

Have you tried telling the ghost to fuck off?

Call it up on a ouija board then tell it to fuck off and piss on the board for good measure.

Anyways just try cleansing the house with sage first and pray to any God you vaguely believe in, use holy symbols, preferably in silver. Keep some salt on you

Sigh, how can you get so easily trolled /x/ ?

Alll the supposed webms from this guy are taken from the youtube channel of MichaelDMagee, which is a known youtube personality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVgGbOFtzg

>>18530445
Thanks for clearing this up, lad

>>18530445
We posted it here to see what /x/ would make of it. Turns out you lads knew enough to blow his cover.

Must have been why he was so hesitant to make a thread here himself.

>>18530128
The guy needs some Nic Santos.

>>18530102
what part of the uk you from man... c-could i visit your spooky house?

>>18530244
Oh just fuck off you stupid cunt

You guys have been trolled, the videos are snippets from this random British guy's YouTube channel. I've been watching the dudes videos for a long ass time now (~2014) and I'm pretty sure that he's faking them. He used to have a lot of tutorials on his channel about video editing and shit like that but they're gone now. I'm on mobile so I can't give you guys more info.


https://youtu.be/Q7K7PTJ-Zd4