Bigfoot is a hoax. Prove me wrong. Even Les Stroud, Survivor

A couple years back I was taking a midnight stroll on my driveway (rural) and got screeched at by some shit. Now at first I thought it may have been a fox or deer or something (east TN) but no sounds matched it. Bigfoot sounds did almost exactly. As loud as a bear but high pitched. Not saying it was bigfoot but idk what it was. Anyone? The screech came from the treeline close to my house. I'm leaning towards believing in the big hairy fuck.

OP, prove you didn't spend the day sucking dog cock. Do it.

>>18529129
ex maryville fag. definitely ran into several instances of spoopyness in my years backpacking in the smokies.

>>18529417
Yep. Smoky mountains. Spoopy ass shit happens right in your backyard.

>>18529102
The arm of the female bigfoot in the Patterson Gimlin film is almost as long as the legs. You can't use arm extensions because the elbow must always bend in the middle

>>18529102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB4fhlhWsGQ

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>>18529102
Eat some snacks man

>>18529102
>Survivor Man himself couldn't prove its real
There are probably a lot of reality TV stars who can't prove it's real, so what?

>>18529102
Is Ben Garrison decapting blacks again?