What's lurking in the unexplored jungles of Africa?

black people are not crypids

>>18526394
*Black cryptids are not people.

ftfy

>>18526394
kek

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Giant lizards and potentially much worse.

"The serpents tread the Earth
And the skies green as the trees below
Where He ends, and I begin." Lucifer

Big ol spides.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jba_Fofi

Since Sasquatch is all but completely proven to exist, it's pretty hard to make the argument that there aren't undiscovered creatures in the Congo

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>>18526388
Here be dragons.

>>18526443
>legspan of four to six feet

Cryptid or not, fuck that.

>>18526445
>all but completely proven

So you mean not proven at all?

>>18526483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcgHKMbYYNw

Do your best to tell me whatever this is if it isn't Bigfoot.

>>18526483
/thread

There's nothing here you fucking idiots

>>18526498
Swamp Thing

>>18526409

Spooky

>>18526519
nice try dinosaur

>>18526498
I'm not a big bigfoot believer but that's pretty impressive. I'm tempted to say hoax from weird branch placement over its face but it's quite good if it is. Don't think it's CGI because water moves too realistically. Really interesting

>>18526388
Mokèlé-mbèmbé is my shit.

>>18526443
I saw a documentary about these a few months ago, I think it was in south east asia, dudes would go in caves and on the walls there were spiders I think the names were "... Maximus" or something like that, they were absolutely huge, bigger than the dudes

>>18526498
It's a fucking bear.

>>18527098
Do you recall the name or network? Sounds like a good watch

Id love to learn that man eating plants exist

>>18527114
Well I tried to look it up but fuck me the pictures are terrifying to me sorry senpai

>>18526454
noice

>>18526409
Literal proof that Africa and the fringes of the world are Hell on Earth, and then people wonder why racism exists.

>>18526498
Samsquanch

>>18526443
I would love if these existed. Spiders are total bros.

>>18527114
There were massive pitcher plants in the Amazon designed to catch human-sized prey not too long ago. Pretty sure they're extinct now

>>18526498
Meh, its probably a bear. Saying that they "generally" don't go around there and there aren't "many" sightings doesn't mean it doesn't happen. You literally cannot make out any kind of body shape in the video. I don't see any logic in the idea that a bigfoot would be any more capable of surviving in a swamp like that than a bear would.

>>18527865
>Saying that they "generally" don't go around there and there aren't "many" sightings doesn't mean it doesn't happen
it is also stupid because obviously the same thing would apply to bigfoot

>>18527108
>>18527865
Apparently bears drink water with their front paws. You heard it here first

>>18527973
>you can clearly see that
woah

>>18528112
It is very obviously putting a limb into the water and bringing it back up to its head. Probably a guy in a suit, but he's easily 6'7" maybe taller

>>18526388
UM BONGO!

>>18527883
Sure, you know, except for the fact there is no solid proof that big foot exists, but totally. Since you see a vague silhouette of a large animal in a wooded area doing stereotypical animal shit we absolutely positively must assume it's something that we have never been able to prove exists, instead of the more likely option that's its some asshole bear. That's real good deduction there.

>>18528117
Is that right? Tell me, since you're obviously an all knowing space wizard, what's the distance from the viewer to the animal? What are the coordinates? What's exact temperature of the climate in the video? What's the temperature of that particular spot right now? Since you know everything you should be able to clear up this mystery right now.

>>18527098
There was footage of this? Are you sure they weren't giant crabs? As far as I'm aware there is no known spider that comes close to being that size.

>>18528263
>Sure, you know, except for the fact there is no solid proof that big foot exists, but totally...
You seem to have a minor problem with reading comprehension since you are agreeing with me and telling me something I implied in a manner as if I said the opposite from what I really said. I said the same thing WOULD apply to bigfoot. Therefor it is a stupid argument to exclude bears but not the hypothetical creature of bigfoot. Please learn2read and to sperg out less in the future

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>>18528322
There's some big ass crabs out there.

>>18528263
All knowing space-wizard...the guy is totally legit and you know nothing of my work!

>>18526498
That's not a bear, judging from the way it walked; it's walking, comfortably, with all of its weight on its feet and it's arms at the side. It just doesn't seem to have the same walk or hair texture.
It does not look familiar though.

>>18528328
Nah, japs are just that small.

>>18526498
It's a fucking ape and the guy lied about where he filmed the footage.

Mokele mbembe

>>18528701
is that the gorilla that got shot?

>>18528263
>Because you can see something obvious about this video, you must therefore know every extraneous detail or you are wrong!

Sick strawman

>>18528328

Are those edible?

>>18528310
Yeah this is weird I can't find anything on this but I watched that documentary with my sister, there's no way it was fake... maybe I'm just not recollecting clearly? idk

>>18526388

Hah, dinosaurs don't exist in the jungle, and I'll prove it.

I'll just need about tree-fiddy

>>18526454
To humor this story,

what the fuck do you even call that beast?

6 legs, leathery wings, elephant legs, size of an RV, fleshy insectoid head

Like what even would that thing be called?

>>18529736
it would be called fiction

>>18529736
Rosie O'Donnell

>>18530304
Best thing I've seen all day.

mongolian death worms.

>>18529736
Sounds exactly like the Pokémon Giratina

>>18526388
Niggers

>>18530398
4-6 feet long
Pretty lame if you ask me

>>18526388
Dude. Nothing is unexplored in Africa. And a good chunk of it is desert, not jungle.

>>18528753
Yep. Very very good, especially the females when they are carrying eggs.

hmmm back fat and eggs.

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>>18530304
Ayyyyy

Nice one, m8

>>18530867
I like it when idiots on the internet go on as if theyk now shit.
Theres still parts in congo and other heavily forested areas that are basically unexplored since no one ever without a death wish went in that deep. Do you have any idea how big the forests are? Just like theres plenty of unexplored and unmapped areas in the US or in Russia. Mapping by air doesnt count.

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>>18529736
I'm sure I have NO idea

>read this
>decide to fuck around on google maps

0°33'54.6"S 20°00'41.7"E - imagine living there..

>>18530926
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>>18530896

>>18526409
Breh you literally pulled that sentence out of your arse

>>18526409
Where is this quote from?

Pretty sure there is a hidden tribe that still practices cannibalism and other sorts of black magics and had little/no contact with modern civilization

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Plenty of undiscovered predators.

>>18530905
kek

>>18530979
Kitty!!!

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>>18530983
This it's a Guiña a very rare type of feline, it's slightly smaller than a cat, I can assure you, that you don't want to pet this things.

>>18527098
Heteropoda maxima, the giant huntsman spider. Max legspan approximately 12-13 inches, slightly lighter and less massive than the Goliath bird-eater. Not by any stretch bigger than Asian manlets, and certainly no 6 foot j'ba fofi.

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>>18531008
I'll like to see you deal with this.

>>18531012
That's a shopped version of a normal huntsman spider. The giant ones are more leggy and spindly.

>>18526498
our friend matt wants views so he asked his friend to put on an ape suit and waddle around a swamp for a few seconds in exchange for a six pack and some smokes

>>18526483
Kek

>>18531016
Best answer

>>18531012
>gonna take a shit
*pulls up wc top and giant spider is there*
>oh shit
*spider jumps, wet sound of farting comes from behind*
>oh shit
It's an ancient device against constipation

>>18530999
trips be damned, you are fucking wrong. I wanna pick that motherfucker up, kiss him on the head, and call him Jeffrey

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>>18531138
I live near a nature reserve, and those things are really scary on the forest, despise how cute they are.

There's two main theories for Chupacabra sightings in here, people isn't used to our predatory felines, like pic related.

So they mistake them for monsters, and their huntings methods are also unknown for the most part.

The theory in the most strange cases when animals blood it's been drained, it's giant spiders, country has 60 know types of Tarantulas and there could be many more, cause most of them are exclusive burrowers, meaning that some giant spiders capable of killing something the size of a goat, are roaming the countryside at night.

>>18530304
Donald pls

>>18531016
His friend is 7 and a half feet tall and doesn't mind waiting for hours and waddling around in a swamp filled with alligators and cottonmouths? Also look at that motion. Doesn't look like the way a regular man would walk to me.

>>18530500
allegedly spews corrosive acid ?
inspired the movie Tremors?
come on its an American classic

>>18530937
No he didn't

>>18530939
According to Tom, when Christ talks with the king who later turns out to be a thief, he shares with him certain things the Devil told Jesus during his temptation. Lesser known parts of the Bible

>>18526388
niggers

>>18526443
The wiki says one was caught on a surveillance camera.

There has to be footage.

>>18530435
>>18531854
Did either of you genuinely think this was funny before you typed it?

>>18532000
Confirmed

>>18528123
Underrated post.

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>>18529736
Giratina

>>18526409
I want a source for this.

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bump

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Be walking in Congo, see pic related on the right. What do?

>>18532027
>Did either of you genuinely think this was funny before you typed it?

yeah

Gustave

>>18534879
kill myself before it kills me

>>18526388
Except for parasites, diseases and bix noods?

Could be a lot.
Not counting hordes on, as yet, uncatalouged bugs and such, I think there's at least one large cat out there, the Mngwa (big-ass cat that scares the bejeezus out of the locals and very much different from a leopard. Brindled fur.).

Possibly the Marozi (spotted lion, prone to live in forests rather than savanna).

Then there's the Nandi Bear (which may or may not be a king-size hyaena).

Also, is the Bili Ape confirmed as being real?

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What's the most retarded cryptid theory?

I would have to go with thunderbirds. Sasquatch is one thing but giant birds flying around North America would have been discovered ages ago.

That or the Kasai Rex. Whoever thought they could pass this pile of shit off as a real photo of a Tyrannosaurus deserves to be laughed at.

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>>18526388
Undiscovered small species of insects and plants. Maybe a new kind of bird. Really not much. We've widdled away at jungles long enough that the chance of finding any big undiscovered life form is outrageously unlikely. With any luck you'll find what I mentioned but even then global warming is wiping out those delicate species so we may not even find them.

>in short
Jack shit

Nothing crazier than maybe some new species of tree-rats.

The truth is that this world is exactly as boring as you think it is, and there are no cryptids out there.

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>>18526443
Perhaps monkeys are the descendants of tarantulas. They have the same hair it seems.

>>18534879
masturbate on it then run

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>>18531024
>It's an ancient device against constipation

>>18526394
black people are crips, not cryptids.

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>>18530979
Five claws on one paw, and four on the other. Now THAT is scary.

>>18531531
Looks like someone prtending to be an ape would.

>>18528706
No that was mike brown

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>>18537300
Just because the creatures we find are small doesn't mean they can't be interesting.
This wasp was discovered just a couple years ago. It grows to be about 3 inches long and apparently has the most painful insect sting in the world according to the Schmidt pain index.

>>18526388
>What's lurking in the unexplored jungles of Africa?

Cannibal Niggers.

>>18526388
Niggers

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>>18538634
Cool. Looks like an Insecticon. Maybe several more insects like that join together and make a huge cryptid in the Congo.

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LORD’S, and all it contains,
The world, and those who dwell in it.
2For He has founded it upon the seas
And established it upon the rivers.

>>18526388

Just niggers and chinese

>>18538936
The Earth is the LORD's*

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There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four things say not, It is enough:

[16] The grave; and the barren womb; the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that saith not, It is enough.

[17] The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

[18] There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, four which I know not:

[19] The way of an eagle in the air; the way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid

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[24] There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:

[25] The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer;

[26] The conies are but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks;

[27] The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands;

[28] The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings' palaces.

[29] There be three things which go well, yea, four are comely in going:

[30] A lion which is strongest among beasts, and turneth not away for any;

[31] A greyhound; an he goat also; and a king, against whom there is no rising up.

>>18526409
>>18531537
Fun fact: Satan was not referring to Africa, but to Antarctica. The green sky is the Aurora Australis, while the serpents and trees are a reference to how it was in the prehistoric times, covered in lush jungle and inhabited by otherworldly monsters (dinosaurs).

Antarctica being the realm of the Devil is just another hint to the terrifying mysteries that are waiting to be unearthed there. Personally I hope we never discover them. Some things should just be left alone....

>>18526388
Bump for cryptids

>>18527852
>There were massive pitcher plants in the Amazon designed to catch human-sized prey not too long ago. Pretty sure they're extinct now
Any clue what they were called?

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The bird people of the Doma. They claim they're great ancestors were birdlike creatures who descended from the skies thousands of years ago. The whole tribe literally has only two toes. How do I know this, I'm African. There's a lot that Africa is hiding from the world itself. Black magic etc.. all that shit exists. The Wakanda from Black Panther do all that shit in the higher realms under the influence of pathogens.

>>18541479
nigger

>>18526394
Cryptids come from underground. Therefore the ones without melanin are the cryptids.

>>18541257
Big pitcher plants

>>18541479
tell us more about the black magic, what part of africa do you live in

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>>18529736
>le fungi of shoggoth

>>18541479
>African who can read and write and even has Internet access
spooped
tell me more about your land you dark lord

>>18544465
there's a fungus among us