A medieval vampire wants to get into a castle. He has manipulated

>>>/qst/

>>18522972
who cares

>>18522972
he can, as he is not walking directly on the running water.

>>18522972
Inviting a master vampire can also render you powerless, so the moat is ineffective?
- i refer to "Lost boys"

>>18522994
well in Bram Stoker's Dracula, he isnt able to sail over the sea unless encased within his own land's soil... but that would be a particular rule for his origin i guess

>>18522979

This

>>18523000
U JUST REMINDED ME TO WATCH LOST BOYS

I BLESS YOU WITH MAGIC. YOUR CAT WILL GROW LARGE

>>18523000
They're only noodles, Michael.

>>18522972

No; vampires cannot cross running water. He would have to be carried across.

>>18523816
So if you piss on them they can't move?

>>18522972
He can fucking fly.

>>18523018
>YOUR CAT WILL GROW LARGE

>>18524418
Only for the duration of the urination

>>18522972
Vampires don't exist so whatever you want the imaginary sparklemonster to do it will do

>>18522972
Moats are stagnant water, not running

>>18524905
>moat with running water
Nig

>>18522972
No, he cannot.

>a guy wants into a bank but there is a steel door, he opens the steel door to go inside but there is another steel door behind it that he cannot open

>>18524931
>>moat with running water
>Nig

What if you let the tap water into the moat, then it's running water.

>>18522972
No, because he doesn't exist.

>you are a vampire
>whoopy doopy doo just walking around
>running water 1.6 miles underground
>you walk over it
>die
you see how this wouldnt work? the vampires would die by like age 5

>>18522972
The guards dont own the castle they cant invite him inside only permit those invited by the true lord entry unharassed.

He never gets to the moat in the first place, also a moat wouldnt be running water so otherwise hed cross it.

>>18524472
What about a very watery poop?

>>18523018
>YOUR CAT WILL GROW LARGE
ayyyylmao

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>>18523018
>YOUR CAT WILL GROW LARGE

Godamn it anon.

>>18527352
>you are a vampire
>whoopy doopy doo

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>>18523018
>YOUR CAT WILL GROW LARGE

Anon! Turn it off while there is still time!!!