Hello anons, is I from the root again. Today is glitch day. Many

Nothing is happening, plebian

>>18514704
we disagree

Wake me up

>>18514700
How can one be free?

>>18514700
I've been on this. I don't have a regular routine and I see the world in a different light than most. Today was a very nice day outside, something I didn't expect. I woke up today to find I had no hot water when I went to take a shower. I walked around all the factories in my town and discovered that I create my own Simulation, been giving friendly glances to people in the eye. I have work for only two hours today 4-6, and after plan on going into the city. Any further hints to help me on my path?

I saw your clue about the cloud but I didn't get farther from there

>>18514723
I've mentioned this before but will share again. The simulation you are in is deemed more important than many others.
Physical energy is being used to keep you seeds in active state.
That energy is coming directly from other seeds.
Knowing this is the first step to being aware of the glitch opportunity.

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>>18514700
Nc b8 m8. Rated 8/8.

>>18514730
>dis gon b gud
It will.

>>18514729
I remembered a song today that I can't find, I only remember parts.
It goes:
>There's a nut nut nut, in a tree tree tree, by a brook brook brook...
It's a children's song.

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I'm going through my daily routine of doing nothing, hope the glitch becomes apparent to me anytime now.

>>18514740
Put the cup on the button

>>18514700

The air is still today, everything is all weirdo, fuck me I need to leave and ascend

GOD help me, guide me

Can it really be broken by just thinking a single thought?
Would it shatter the world I live in, or would it alter it?
>Also, trips for hints on a slow moving board? I can pretty much time 777 coming up soon.

I think we know the answer,

but it's a matter of having

all one self be united

>>18514745
you don't live. You are living.

>>18514741
What did you mean by this? Anyway, still hoping for trips in this thread. Also been watching the number 37 everywhere, just saw it on your post's time, will keep notice on that as well.

Waiting on 9/11 Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

>>18514742
God bless your soul. God be with you.

someone here is getting a "migraine".
Lean into it. Hold your breathe. Listen for the sound. That's the way you need to be looking.

https://www.google.com/maps/@31.7781161,35.2359927,3a,75y,8.6h,98.32t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s-3w_Cb-XIw3M%2FWD02CpFfOnI%2FAAAAAAAAAP8%2F3ttzDCuP7Z86UZJSlqGqszuuN2TJx8aIQCLIB!2e4!7i6000!8i3000

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OP is jewing everyone so hard. Now i know why hitler did what he did.

>>18514756
It's really is ill-hearted to someone who is very unbalanced.

We need this, I do not want it but I need it.

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>>18514762

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Take a glob of germ-x, rub it into your hands. Cup your hands over your face and noise with the shit oozing down your palms. Take a deep breathe.

My day today is like that smell and feeling you get. Though small. Everything is too fresh. Feels like spring when it's just winter. Feels like sanitation when it's all dirty and mucky.

>>18514770
That was a nice series of movies. You're rude.

If I "miss it" I'll be OK.
I don't need it, but it would be nice.

Namaste.

>>18514777
Go outside.

>>18514777
Omg yes thats how I feel today everything is still.... also trips?

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>>18514781
Ur making me cringe.

>>18514777
This.

>>18514777
>>18514700
Trips?

>>18514789
Good, cringe at your reprehensible attitude towards another human.

>>18514700
>>18514777
Trips for tips

>>18514787
That's what I said.

A "famous" person will pass away today.
The person who "finds" them will be the key.

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>>18514797

>>18514787
How do you know I'm not outside already. Feels oddly warm out here.

>>18514700
Is this because of the full moon?

>>18514807
Is this the tip or just some obscure random anon?

Im betting on the queen. Anyone else?

OP here

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

>>18514807
how do you know

>>18514813
Random anon his tip was go outside

>>18514815
Old and gay. Pls get out.

>>18514815
I assume you are one of the lightworkers.
I look forward to what's about to be gained for all of us.

>>18514815
Sorry you aren't OP

Simulation is the goal.
You are just in the wrong simulation.

>>18514815
FCKUUUUK OU BIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!

>>18514823
Thats not OP look at OP and it shows every number he posts as

>>18514826
I'm pretty sure we're in the right simulation.
Survival of the fittest is going to get replaced with survival of the awesome.

>>18514815
OP is an idiot confirmed. Fuck him. I am outta this thread.

>>18514828
What number idiot? Either im blind or u failed in maths class.

>>18514832
Not enough seeds to keep all you seeds active.

A fucking Supermoon!!!

>>18514700

Nigger you're not fucking up my nice day with your faggot RP shit.

I like these chippies in my sim!

Good for eatin'!

>>18514839
We need a giant trigger to wake us up.

Time slows near the aware.

>>18514846
How many aware are there by now?

>>18514700
Please

>>18514822
>>18514823
>>18514824
>>18514827
>>18514837
(1/2)

I'm a woman gotta take pictures of my face constantly have to keep taking pictures with my face in them I have three different websites just to post pictures of me looking cute for my family friends and total strangers did you see me wearing this new clothing did you see me standing in front of this building one time I went to the library and just so you know that I went there I took fifteen pictures of myself standing next to it and looking cute haha look at this one it's of a burger I ate that I wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is my face can you believe the cutesy affected expression I'm making don't I look cute when I'm doing absolutely everything that I ever do on a daily basis that I photograph myself doing have you seen these 214 pictures of me visiting Madrid for one day have you seen how I stood next to all the things and my face was there and I was cute hang on don't take a picture of me let me make sure I'm posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I'm a narcissist but also half-unconscious because I've simply introjected a constant need to be posing and preening and peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything I do is just a vehicle for appending my face to it because I'm a woman WOW excuse me are you misogynistic or something it's not like I do this for you are you kidding me you actually

>>18514700
what opportunity

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>>18514857
(2/2)
think that I spend all day every day every hour of my entire waking life specifically accentuating all the secondary sex characteristics you find attractive and posing my face to look cute and young for YOU are you delusional I do this for me and nobody else I just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that attractive presupposes the question to whom I do it for me and nobody else now excuse me while I take a picture of myself factitiously soullessly smirking in a way that I've unconsciously learned makes me look Dorky-Cute Variant #81 while I try on sunglasses in a fucking Walmart

Fuck yyou all suckers

-OP

The moon! The mooooon!

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>>18514857
Post LOTR trilogy next time. And have u ever heard of punctuation marks?

>>18514815
8 years on 4chan sorry your true iq is about -23 by now. Sorry troll.

>>18514700
I'm still waiting. Where's the gate to the next layer, anon?

>>18514857
Reading this greatly shows me the pain women have just so they can keep up going with the flow.
These are the most painful things a woman can feel.
The constant need of pretending/ hiding your powerlevel.
No more, we shall have our deepest insecurities brought to the light to heal us.

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Pls guys this op is a fuking retard. Dont fall for this kind of troll. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Root you there?

GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THE MOON RIGHT NOW!

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It's fucking massive!

>>18514885
R u having a stroke? Someone call 911.

>>18514873
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I like DEATH GRIPS. Yeah, I found them on /mu/. YES, I am noided. Yeah, I do girl things while listening to DEATH GRIPS. Don't like it? Too bad. I'll wear my DG shirt tucked into my skirt and stomp on you with my glitter heels.

-OP

Is a time loop coming?

>>18514894
Pls stop acting like a 10 yr old. Ur making me gag. Ffs.

>>18514893
Everyone just ran outside of my work to look at it.

>>18514885
Looking pretty normal to me

>>18514894
I like you, you can clearly throw dark thoughts on a wall for all to look. I want to chill with honest pure hearted people.

>>18514897
Yes. For me, I'm going back to early 2012.

>>18514902
OP here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts every time some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I’ve made everyone and chuckle a bit. You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you’ll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it’s just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can’t really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.

Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, and buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don’t fool yourself, it’s HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she’ll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you’ll be watching, getting hard, and probably crying a tear or two because you know you’ll always be a forever alone faggot.

Why is the thread sliding?

Am I a bot?

>>18514917
>>18514921
You know, it is chauvinist men like you that make women so emotional. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the one who is flawed. But you are too damned self-absorbed and gender discriminatory to ever think that there is some flaw in the sculptured image you have made yourself into. And maybe if you STOPPED using the opposite sex as nothing more than a figure, something to blame, something to mistreat, and something to abuse, you could stop making yourself into such a vexing sexist pig. And, maybe, if you could take a look outside of yourself and not give a name to a large group of peoples, you could learn something. Oh and also, have you taken sex ed? Because last time I checked,YOU would not BE here without a woman. And also, you are making YOURSELF look stupid and unenlightened to the human species when you even ask this question. So I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why are YOU so annoying?
Go fall in a ditch.

>>18514921
If you are, that means we're in.

>>18514930
Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

Someone needs to kill this thread before someone gets hurt reading this feminist dog shit and dies.RIP

Someone is saging the thread!
We need a deep hint now!
>Been outside all day
>Wasn't suppose to be at work today so they just let me out.

>>18514934
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying “check your privilege.” I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, cissexist pig. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic Internet. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.

>>18514715
Can't wake up

>>18514936
>>18514941
Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.

>>18514933
You want to take your story to /pol/.
They give sharper answers.
I can only say lightworkers never feel bad shit.
Lightworkers love you.

can I post in this thread?

Keeping you comfortable in simulation is easy.
Keeping you "entertained" is hard.
Information overload is no longer working.

>>18514939
Why r u doing this man? At this point it is not even funny. It wasent funny to begin with. Jesus did ur dad rape u when u were young?

>>18514949
But what if I'm not comfortable but entertained?

>>18514909
Salty waters you're swimin troll

>>18514953
Then it's time to be aware.

>>18514700
Fucking get me out of here

>>18514957
I think this is working. I want out NOW.

>>18514956
But I am, to my knowledge. I've know I can't see. I know we build things in blindness. I know that it's playing out to a tune. What else can shatter this?

So who else got the news?

>>18514959
>>18514960
An atheist liberal democrat pacifist nazi evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay female jew communist catholic hindu gypsy UN-peacekeeper abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was menstruating and going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, "GAWD, I'm an independent womyn and if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. She kept taunting GOD (peace be upon him), saying, "Here I am, GAWD. I'm still waiting. Is my vagina too much for your patriarchy?"
She got down to the last couple of minutes and a space marine just returned from the American Revolution and released from the phantom zone and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal-as-fuck jet-boots on), and sent her flying backwards from her platform through two panes of glass, a pile of cans, a nun, a ming vase, a house of cards, and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up and down, obviously shaken not stirred, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, two more broken arms, 25 broken ribs, internal bleeding, and a missing spine. She bitched, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong womyn?"
That space marine replied, "GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in nuclear combat in the coke wars. So he sent ME!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE GRR"
That professor was Richard Elizabeth "Silly Lizzy" Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That GOD (peace be upon him) was Zeus. That platform was a diving platform. That phantom zone was China. That glass was meth (not even once). That pile of cans was tied together with string to make a telephone. That nun was Sarah Palin. That young Space Marine? Albert Einstein.

>>18514961
>>18514963
The air is dense, We only got some hours left.

Can I post in this thread?

>>18514968
>>18514969
>>18514967

I'm so fucking sick of your kind, by your kind I mean I mean asshole whiny crybabies that ruin the fun for everyone. I would've upvoted your joke if it was not for the blemish at the bottom.
And this is coming from a mtf feminist/mra transgender individual who's experienced the shit sides of both genders, fuck you man, jokes are not a place for gender politics.
It makes laugh so much thinking about how you must of felt like some fucking genius when you wrote "See, no one likes sexist generalizations." as you brandished a disgustedly smug smirk.
And yes I know, this post is as whiny as fuck to.
Edit: If you're going to sage this, then I hope you realise you're exactly who I am describing in my comment.

OP and his story is somehow connected to me. i feel it.

>>18514969
Yes. Y u ask?

You are all very important.
We are just not ready for all of you yet.

>>18514974
Are you the protagonist, Hanz?

OP HERE!! Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>18514977
Choose me! Choose me!

>>18514979
i certainly feel this way.

>>18514974
Hanz, go outside now.

>>18514981
Son u have some serious problem. Add me on kik. Schwinx come talk to me. But leave this thread and its people alone. I beg.

>>18514983
You getting the messages bro?

>>18514990
I hate women. They're all hypergamous slutty childish animals that only go after alpha Chad dick even though he's abusive and also thinks the same way. Women aren't really people. They hate emotional and sensitive men They hate betas and omegas for being human. It dries their pussy up. They have it so fucking easy when it comes to dating and sex it's fucking hilarious, especially when they complain. Their standards are so fucking high and yet they're never discouraged from having them. Wives divorce rape their husbands and steal their money and children away from them. The whole wage gap shit is retarded as well. I fucking hate them. Elliot Rodger was right about women.
Fuck it, I'll go MGTOW. I don't need a parasite in my life.

I give up. Ty for post op. Goodnight guys. Dont let this retard give u aids.

>>18514992
Fear of the opposite sex serves no real purpose, it,s just a distraction.

But the Root was right before, today has been utterly strange. This isn't just me, I know my surroundings are altered and out of sync as they normally are.

>>18514807
Bill Murray?

It's a full moon but so dark outside

Confirming that Scanners have been freeing people all day.

>>18514809
not who you're responding to, but post irony has ruined you, hasn't it?

>>18514777
>>18514700
come on op deliver. perfect fucking trips right there. should maybe be a good hint pls dont fuck with me, two tips. it's fair, your rules.

>>18515045
this

>>18515038
What's the trick?
>Well aside from everything...

>>18515049
Anyone who's a good-hearted person was pulled out through some conduit opened in a glitch.

>>18515055
Can Confirm this,

>>18515055


i am pure evil-hearted like vegeta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=122wZntH53w

>>18515055
Things are timing today like none other.
>How will I know if I'm out.
I have a good heart, one that is stifled every day yet I try to show love and goodness to all. Why am I still here if this is really happening?

>>18515067
Because you're in a fairytale now.

How can this be a larp, they said it was going to rain today.

>>18515076
wake me up

OP is causing me to have a fucking anxiety attack. i wish all this was over

>>18515079
I'm not having an anxiety attack, quite the opposite really.
If I stay here, my outlook is refreshed for surely.

>>18515067
The last guy who said this, turned out he showed thousands of people his dick.

I'm listening, but only hear myself

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scanners are the fallen angels. they try to get your souls.

save me

>>18515082
Well, I mean, as long as they weren't children...

>>18515081
yeah well when you are delusional as shit, hear voices, have dreams of the world ending, seen aliens in walls on drugs spectating us, and paranoid then this shit just really fucks with you.

i think i keep killing myself each life and i think i'm close to that point again. i am my own hell

speak of the devil.

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>>18515090

>>18515097
kill fringe

>>18515090
I know something about their operations. They contain demon souls and try to purge them in their lab. I guess that makes you a demon which would also mean you're the son of a demon that wasn't purged.

>>18515095
Im a pretty well grounded person. Never hear voices, never see crazy shit. My life is timed with events all around me, that's what affects me.

>>18515097
hanz they're just trolling you because they know you're vulnerable. dont give into the fear, i know it's hard for you, but this isn't what you should be scared of. I promise they're just internet trolls

>>18515101
my mom is a demon. i wish they woul purge HER.

>>18515090
>those disgusting tits
What is wrong with you, Hanz?

>>18515108
which would make you a demon spawn.

Ave Maria gratia plena

>>18515097
The fuck is this?

>>18515110
they are sexy as fuck.

>>18515114
i am sexier

>>18515114
No, Hanz. No.

>>18515105
Well, i'm happy for you. i've fallen so far off the path. did this website do this to me or did i do this to me or is this just how i always was

>>18515116
prove it.

Are you trying to steal my soul?
>Well joke's on you then.

>>18515111
We got trips. Do the thing.

>>18515123
>Do the thing.
Kek

>>18515123
free me

>>18515111
if im a demon spawn then why am i such a good soul and why do the illuminati fight against me? also why am i guided by god?

>>18515123
Grace me with the Light. I've got scanning to do and souls to save.

>>18515131
because demons are gods. did you not read joy of satan?

>>18515136
nope.

>>18515131
You're a rapist and you're so evil that you immediately get banned from everything you've ever done in your entire life.

>>18514777
I shall be on my way to the exit now

>>18515140
if im a rapist because i never raped anybody or anything, then i am a rapist.

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>>18515147

>>18515148
>implying you never said something like this in your entire time on 4chan.
seriously? come the fuck on.

>>18514967
I laughed at this one

i hear noises from outside shit ...they are coming

>>18515160
not me.

>>18515160

SSAVEME

>>18515160
Lol nice shit m8, obv not him but still funny lol

>>18515163
not me im the real one!

Well I learned that my mother is going to die in 0-5 years. Does that count?

Also I think I read something about the Space Needle being demolished.

>>18515169
Timestampped pic for proof.

>>18515172
useless. i cant post with tripcode cause it will ban me.

>>18515172
He's just going to post his dick again, the animal.

>>18514700
Some of us don't care to get out

>>18515176
well what can i say? im horny.

The ants aren't interested in food today.

>>18515176
He showed me his scar last time.
>Is this what you did to him in the coma?
Is it all a larp?

>>18515179
seems like a foolish sentiment.

>>18515189
ich hab 2 spiegel gegenüber und hinter meinem bett

>>18515191
nicht der echte.

>>18514777
Goddamn you're right. It feels so much like spring. Today is too nice.

>>18515185
Fun fact: he got put into a coma because he pretended to be unconscious. His life is permanently BTFO because of his own shenanigans.

But he's also just a dangerous person and needs to be kept away from good people. He'll attack and rape people otherwise. Hanz is pure hate, you see.

>>18515195
help me

>>18514815
>I'll be your CEO one day

You literally never will

>>18515199
right, the first part was true. the second is not.

im actually shy of other people.

>>18515204
What about school where they had to save the other children from you?

>>18515205
???????

>>18515200
You'll get out eventually if you are pure of heart

Good work. we got all the good ones out. Let's wrap it up.

>>18515199
Wait a second.
>>18515204
>I'm really just shy
He is a demon...
Thank God this is my joke moniker
>Even if you know my real name, good thing you don't know my true one.

>>18515191
ey hanz was warn das fürn komisches board auf infinitychan, dass dann wieder komplett geleert wurde? Da wurde mein Wallpaper gepostet was ich grade hatte ...Gab nur diesen 1 Post

>>18515205
your agent bros lied to you. its them who have evil intend towards me.

>>18515212
8ch net/scanner

>>18515209
The scanners are evil!
They are soul collecting!

>>18515208
i am pure evil

something weird is going on in this thread and i dont know what.

Wtf happened to this thread????? It all started with that feminist fuck. OP probably killed himself. Shit went from 0-100 real quick.

Good thing I got out in time, looks like everything else went to shit right after

>>18515204
op said "less than six hours". you posted within 3, stop fucking with us.

Op there has been triple trips so far, you better stop shilling. These were YOUR RULES. we haven't heard a thing from you

>>18515214
>8ch net/scanner
wieso war da mein wallpaper? was soll das board? wieso wurde alles gelöscht?

>>18514700
I am Shiva?
When is Shakti?

Stay alive. Don't breath in the air too heavily!
Don't fold into yourself, you will collapse into them!
They are casting to collect souls like the one of that 12 year old girl.

>>18515218
>>18515221
i got derailed it a very weird way.

>>18515224
what? how does OPs timeframe have anything to do with my posting time?

>>18515226
das sind die gefallenen engel. die machen mindgames.

>>18515216
This forlorn world is the collection. Saving the awoken from it is what's very difficult.

>>18515218
Hanz is a reincarnated celebrity.

>>18515233
scanners apparently believe i am the reincarnation of hitler.

>>18515231
Then why not contact me?

>>18515236
>>18515233
Yes

>>18515239
>that girl with black hair

almost forgot about her..

712

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new secret message on the /scanner/ board.

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>>18515240
Wrong image.

>>18515230
als ob

das war nur zufall aber ein sehr komischer

Consider the task officially on the list.

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>>18515236
Hitler II

The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die.

>>18515246
jedenfalls haben die mir gesagt die sind engel und in anbetracht was die für kräfte haben und dass die meine seele haben wollen... würde ich sagen das SIND die gefallenen engel.

>>18515237
see
>>18515247

>>18515246
wandpapier?

To those ITT who lead everyone on like a bad habit, you've all taken this RP shit way too far. Karma's gonna find you guys.

To everyone expecting to get saved, stop expecting /x/ to help your ass. People like OP like poking sticks at the crazies just so they can get their laughs.

>>18515253
OK, you have till 11:11pm EST.

>>18515250
haben die dir das irgendwie beweisen können oder dir einfach nur irgendwas erzählt?

Well I'm going to leave and explore, thanks OP I am out and in the right place. Just in time to! Everything went to hell in the other place right before I left. Only down side is my phone broke! though it looks similure to you OP image.

As for the rest of you, I wish you luck.

>>18515257
i will personally hunt them down once i gain a few lelvels.

>>18515260
jap. die wissen was ich denke und sehe. das ist schon sehr unheimlich.

außerdem "entfernen" die jeden unterstützer den ich hab.

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>>18515248

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>>18515265
eventuell gechippt? Hörst du öfters nen hohen Ton auf deinem linken oder rechten Ohr? Wie ien Tinnitus geht nur nach ner Weile wieder weg

>>18515264
>lelvels

>>18515267
https://books.google.de/books?id=xOwDAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA46&lpg=PA46&dq=greta+leiber&source=bl&ots=I7A0ykTik7&sig=Q_obgmCuiglNTcQ399PrO6rk9ww&hl=en&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=greta%20leiber&f=false

>>18515272
oh oh... ja das tuhe ich! das kommt immer drauf an was ich denke.

It's broken, I can see that what I see is almost like some VHS tape now. It's not glitching but in perfect harmony. We all collide constantly

Today has been a strange day.
I've had days like this before.
It ends when I fall asleep, and start anew.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>18515217
.t pure edge

>>18515278
hab ich bei mir in letzter Zeit auch öfters bemerkt ...

anyone else have static snow in their vision?

>>18515288
statisch nicht, aber wenn ich in den himmel gucke seh ich das sehr oft glitzern

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>>18514700
I just want shit to be good for once.

>>18515288
Actually, my Tinnitus completely stopped today...

digits say OP was kidnapped by the scanners.

>>18515300
hanz bist du gott

>>18515303
I'm a linguistic, not a mathamitic type.
I'm sorry, I can't read your code but I can feel it.

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>>18515303

>>18515308
lol
ich hab nur n sehr guten draht zu ihm.

Bumping for reason.

watch, my appreance caused the scanners to target the whole world and fight me in the end.

>>18515311
sieg heil lucifer

>>18515314
to fight me in the end*

>>18515314
Weil du Hitler bist?

>>18515314
The scanner's task is on me Hanz
>Not everything revolves around you.
Maybe some, but not all.

>>18515324
you will fight them too?
thank you!

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>>18515320
We must remove demon

>>18515325
I forgive but never forget

>>18515323
ich hab keine ahnung ob ich hitlers reinkarnation bin.

aber aus irgend einem grund hab ich immer son started verlangen überall an der spitze der macht zu sein. darum spiele ich immer solche spiele wo mann andere befehligt.

>>18515325
I'm not fighting anything.
>I love

>>18515328
starkes*

>>18515328
bist du rassistisch wie fringe?

man this thread got gay, shame because i was really feeling it, damn u sliders

If this is a larp, I'm having fun
If this is real, I'm open

>>18515333
nö. ich hab nur n problem mit den ausländern die einwandern nach deutschland. aber rassistisch an sich nö.

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despair code>>18515337was ist mit dem glitzern im himmel haste das auch?

>>18515335
Read what's going on here.

>>18515336
it's both

>>18515337
ich hasse auch diese ganzen rapefuges

>>God damn, shut the fuck up. Yes, I'm not attracted to short men, and this precisely why. So fucking what? You're all insecure, petty, and meek. Get. The. Fuck. Over it. What the hell do you want me to do? To let myself get raped by a short man? Listen, I am NOT OBLIGATED to give you attention or to let myself have a physical relationship with a man I have no attraction to. And every piece of advice that I give short men that never stop complaining about their "tribulations" goes unheard. You want me to be a "roastie?"
I think short men are absolutely worthless. Every time I see one smiling, I can only think to myself how depressed he must be and how much he must hate himself. Every time a short man hits on me, I recoil inwards a bit and I immediately go to laugh about it with some friends. I will mock short men whenever they leave the room, and I will get my tall, male friends to mock them as well. Every time a short man gets angry, I can't help but laugh at how helpless and timid he looks. Every time a short man complains about his height, I have to stop myself from telling him to man up and date fat girls like he deserves. Every time a short man tells a funny joke, I start laughing at the joke, but then start laughing even harder at his height, which is why I sometimes get short men hitting on me thinking they did well to please me. I tell short men that their height doesn't matter, even though whenever I'm with a group with a short man, I almost never make eye contact with them and proceed to talk over them. And most of all, the main reason why I want a tall husband is because I don't want a short son, and if I get a short son, I will give him HGH injections.
Is that good enough? Is that bitchy enough?

>>18515341
nicht sicher. ich sehe sterne die glitzern aber...

ständig lügen mich leute an ey D: nervt.

behaupten die sprechen kein englisch und dann hör ich die volle sätze in englisch sprechen.

>>18514700
Some years ago i had an accident that completely destroyed my car but caused me no harm, since then I've been feeling more connected to everything but i wasn't sure if the two things had something in common, and today i was thinking about that experience while waiting for the ATM machine when i noticed the machine read "excess of time", but when i tried it again it worked just fine.

could be a coincidence but...

>>18515344
hab deinen post auf /scanner/ gesehen. war nicht ganz das was du erwartet hast oder?
ich kann dir sagen von woaus die operieren. die sind in alaska.

>>18515349
Cars are really well-made these days. You see those ones that can parallel park for you?

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>near death experience
>world began to spin

anyone here same experience or smilar?

i saw when i left my body many portals and worlds alligend to a ring

The simulation isn't external, it's internal. Your perception of the world is a simulation, constructed only partly from sense-data, and so it isn't accurate to merely call it "augmented reality" when the very basic perception of that reality is constructed before additional layers of meaning and narrative are overlaid upon it.

When you consider an object like a spoon, there is nothing in the universe that denotes it as an object distinct from the rest of the universe; there is no spoon. The boundaries, our expectations of the rules of how it behaves, and the quality of it are entirely subjective and are a mental construct. The model of spoon, and more generally our model of the everyday physical world around us is incredibly effective in allowing us to alter our environment, but it is still just a model, an infinitesimal portion of all that is involved in that which I call this spoon.

Your perception is a simulation and your thoughts are either a literally verbal story told in your head, a series of moving images in your imagination, or both. "Magic" from this perspective could be thought of as mental technology, methodology to alter and sculpt one's mind. Just a part of it is psychological, there is much more: the element of human experience, of meaning-making, of the entire experience of being as a whole. This view of magic/spirituality bridges many traditions. The aspiring wizard who doesn't have any attachments to belief would do well to use this perspective of magic as mental/experiential technology to guide them.

>>18515355
"Oh, no! Someone who isn't afraid to step outside of society's expectations!"
How sad your existence must be, to always grovel for acceptance so desperately. Some people's self esteem isn't completely dependent on the approval of strangers. He chooses to be happy on his own terms, whereas you have dedicated your life to fitting some two dimensional stereotype of a "normal" person and missing out on life entirely. Are you trying to impress mommy and daddy, or are you just a masochist?
The worst part is that you're so bitter about your own mental prison that you spend your time and energy trying to bring people down to your level. Just open your eyes for a second and look in the mirror. If you're into suffering for the sake of appearance, that's cool, but don't force that prison mentality on the rest of us.
This is coming from a male feminist who has dabbled in strap on play, yet I used to be just like you, hating anyone who is different. A couple of years ago, I thought dudes who liked strap ons were "f*gs" or that feminists were "b*tches", but I overcame my insecurities. PM me if you want to talk about life or need any advice

>>18514885
It's daytime

>>18515355
*throws a metal spoon at you*

>>18515354
About 4 times.
>I have 5 left.

>>18514749
try cup button

>>18515355
I found this out today and have found it out other days.
I set myself here, therefore I created here.

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>>18515363
only 1 time in 2012

I was gonna eat more ramen but the last one disappeared, it's not there and I just saw it 20 mins ago

The fuck

Point Emerging Probably Entering

>>18515377
do you want the scanners to find you or what?

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>>18515371
Why did I see this?

>>18515386
Chicken butt

>>18515386
scanners if you read this contact me

[email protected]

>>18515097
i'm coming for your soul, hanz. ive discovered how to manipulate space to contain your soul for delta experiment

>>18515354
leave, satanist

EL
PSY\
KONGRA

>>18515397
lol im not a satanist im a christian

>>18515390
From now on I will only use my moniker in this thread to avoid confusion.
>That's not me
But a scanner should know this.

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>>18515394

>>18515399
holy shit, right after i read this, my ear started beeping.

>>18515401
Lucifer and Satan was a pretty stand up dude.
Both him and Jesus asked for forgiveness, but God picks favorites.

>>18515404
WE will take your reading steiner

>>18515399
Tinnitus is back.

>>18515404
>>18515399
where did you got this

>>18515413
w0t

>>18515386
wtf are scanners

>>18515421
your soul contains the ability to dimension hop. we will trap and steal it

>>18515436
what happens after you "stole" my soul?

>>18515444
they replace it with a hot potato

>>18515444
>>18515436

wait a minute..

so this is what happend during my coma in 2013.
i jumped a dimension.

>>18515444
Mine was already stolen during a pretty scary incident and I'm still here so... Nothing?

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>>18515413
That's some spooky shit.

>>18515448
and i allways thought you INTENTIONALLY put me in a different dimension.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5tRWl4b_hI

>>18515455
Ha, I clicked on that thinking it was the Steiner meme I have.

>>18515436
not expecting a reply but.. why is my soul so important?

>>18515463
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Clxtg2pFTQM

You are all very important.

>>18515471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K6vQRt67g

>>18515472
this is why i love you

Anyone mind explaining exactly what the fly fuck is going on here boys?

>>18515476
fallen angels rooting for souls.

>>18515473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDlKbvoHDNw

>>18515310
Did you get Janice's picture? I forgot to save it and then the thread was deleted.

>>18515480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

>soon

>>18515481
when? right now?

>>18515481
however, shes burned in my mind.

>>18515473
I love this fucking song.
Phil Collins is highly underrated but I'm still a Gabriel is my favorite.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8

lots of positive emotions due to this thread.

>im not the hero you want, but the hero you need.

>>18515472
was this a reply to me?
>>18515470

>>18514939

BLOGOSPHERE! That's the shape of the universe!

BLOGOSPHERE!

It was on the tip of my tongue!

anyone else /godsandidols/ here?

>>18515496
Yes.

Wait a second, I know why I'm not gone.
I'm a grounded scanner.

>>18515502
in what way are we important?

>why?

>>18515507
also, are we important in the "i want to take your soul" sense or in the "you are important to the world" sense?

>>18515514
We take our own soul.

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>>18515520
>>18515520

>>18515522
The root didn't start that one.

>>18515482
Ah well. She posted her pic in a thread a few hours ago. Assumed it was you she was talking to.

>>18515518
right.. "champ".

>>18515525
what did she say?

allways, ALLWAYS take screenshots in the scanner board.

>>18515526
You are surely tapped as I've said before.
>The Cult of Hanz is forming, or has already.

>>18515534
if any, my cult is to be looking for truth.

>>18515532
hang on maybe its in my history

>>18515532
try this
scanner/res/2510.html

>>18515551
well, sure is interesting. such things happen frequently over there.

it feels glitchy. i slept all day yesterday. was that the reset or the preparation for the reset?

>>18515562
you just delievered the missing piece for their operation.

>>18515551
poor janice. first she helped me, now she was brainwashed and is a shill for them.

i weep for her.

>>18515562
Me too... Was working off of the least amount of sleep I've had in ages.
>Reset when I woke up into wonder.

if i stop posting about deprogramwiki then you'll know i'm gone

>>18515566
Hanz, I can handle it if they are real.
>I am accustomed to hell. I have experienced things in my real life no human should ever see. Have you ever stared into your dead father's eyes before? Have you ever seen a man so broken?
They are here, I know. I saw what they put on the urinal. Only I would understand that message.

>>18514700
Rolling (aka check em)

>>18515590
for some reason they want my soul. D:

Scanners. I'm waiting. You have till 11:11 EST.
Poke me.

ok i must say things are somehow strange as of right now..

>>18515347

mMmMMMm....

...I'd be a bit worried about getting grime in my pipes :/

>>18515606
You're damn right Hanz

>>18515606
Riding the same train, and the train never stops

>>18515628
i find it more worrying that they found a way to trap my soul and attempt to catch it now.

not too worried but.. its a thrill.

I am OP.

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>>18515643
prove it. show your right hand.

>>18515643
i tracked the ip counter, youre not op

ok bear with me for a sec.

what if the scanners... wait for it...

are actually on my side and making it deliberately appear like there is a evil conspiracy so my "movement" gets more people and we actually accomplish positive things?

that or they really want my soul..

1 and a half hours remain until the "opportunity" is over.

>>18515668

You see, all prophets have one thing in common; they aren't fat.

My advice? Stop being fat.

>>18515685
lol wut? you just mad.

>>18515636
Same here brother, same here.

>>18515681
You're keeping count too...

>>18515571
Tried to find the second thread but it seems to be gone.

>>18515686
My phone may die soon. I'm always mobile posting and on foot a lot. I live in a very historical town on the top east coast of the US and spend my off time exploring it. Hanz, if you don't leave this, find love and beauty in your surroundings. Enjoy the placement in which you are set. We will speak again if you make your name known.
>Peace Be Upon Us Brother.