Hypothetically speaking, if there is a God who sees everything

>>18506059
football to the groin

>>18506059
long term irony in your life. Cheating on someone, feeling no remorse, only to be cheated on 10 years later by someone else and it tearing you apart.

>>18506059
deoends. does this god also control the events? like the Christian god or does he only view them but has no prior knowledge to them or their outcomes?

Time is not what you think it is, everything has already happened, you are the one who has seen it all, experienced it all, you just forgot. You'll realize this once you go to the other side.

>>18506198
That would be something a demigod would find funny, similar to our comedic viewpoint on smallscale things.

>>18506059
It's the little things, like how much satisfaction people get out of taking a dump.

>>18506059
I think, nothing. I believe you make a mistake of anthropomorphizing God.

>>18506059
The absurdity of existence, and how that in the end. Nothing truly ever really matters. Not even to him. Not even to anything above him or below him. Just as we are to "Enjoy the journey, not the destination". He in a way, would understand how ridiculous even that is in the end.

If god exists. Then he is most likely the most lonely being in existence. Nobody understands him, and nobody ever will. Though, he understands you, and everything you do.

His humor, would most likely be the most petty or simplest of things. Like taking a shit in a boiling pit of water, and observe as it becomes self-aware in a time span that to him, is probably mere seconds. Until he moves on with the next joke. Whatever entertains him. Whatever that would make eternity less unbearable.

I think often to myself, maybe it is not us that need love from god, maybe it's him that needs our love.

>>18506059
Have you seen/read Watchmen?

He'd be pretty much Dr.Manhattan

Putting himself in the perspective of a living creature who doesn't know he/she was God all along, living a life dreamed up by the God thinking it's reality, then slowly finding out nothing ever mattered the slightest bit, but he'd still have no idea how to get his godlike powers back. He'd then (in the mortal body) try everything possible, but nothing works, and when that body dies something random as fuck happens and he repeats the process an infinity times, never being quite sure what's true and what's not.

That would be funny as fuck

>>18506580
Then when a random human body finally figures out a way to become God again, he remembers being all-knowing sucks so much dick he has to spend some obscene amount of effort forgetting he's God. He does it by putting himself in the perspective of a living creature...

>>18506059
Orgasm Faces.

>>18506152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-c8bv7e6EI
It happens so frequently and often that there is no doubt that it's his most favorite past-time

>>18506489
Gods been on earth for eons, reincarnating himself eternally, trying to make it out as a comedian. His continual failure is evident in all the global conflicts we face in life

>>18506059

His Majesty is playful. He is constantly performing pastimes, in order to have fun.

Fun is law in every single thing in creation.

The problem is that in the human not so obedient phase, we refuse to take part - consciously - in God pastimes.

Human beings fear joy, pleasure and fun - yet they crave and seek for these things. But when God shows up, "Hey, guess who's Lord of Fun?", we run as fast as we can. There's no more mortal thing to a human eye than the a true sparkle of Divine Joy.

So, out of pure mercy, he created this cosmos, so we can learn have fun gradually and not go nuts be His presence. And human state is a stage of the learning.

"And what about all the horrible things that happen in this cosmos? Does He created those things as well?"

Of course, He gave us free will so we could truly be fun - by choosing consciously, and not a souls who are ordered to have fun. Free will has its downside, as we can see in this world. But nevertheless, it has proved to be - by the myriad of illuminated souls - a efficient learning tool.

If you wants specifics of God pastimes, look at the Hindu tradition.

>>18506631
shit dude does this means when i die im gonna wake up and literally be god? fuck yeah

>>18506837
Ahahah so great

>>18506059
Nothing. If he knows all he would know the punchline to every joke. Humor works on subverted expectations.
>>18506474
He's anthropomorphized in the Bible. It says that we were made in his image, and that he's a jealous god, among other things.

>>18506059
Human plans and hubris.

>>18506059
How the fuck would an entity laugh?
The guy doesn't care.

prolly jokes of his own invention, so probably inside jokes with himself. or puns. surrealist humor would likely be lost on him.

>>18506059
Mankind's attempts at long term stability.

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>>18506059
Imagining different realities and vibrations with novel combinations of laws, and watching them fall apart or succeed in unexpected ways.