Haven't seen one in a while and /x/ has been pretty dull

This is gay. I would feel bad if I didn't tell you.

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Last one guys, I'm all out.

URGE TO PUNCH BEARS INTENSIFIES]

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I love humanity.

>>18503307
>9gag watermark

You're not even trying anymore. End your life, pussy.

>>18503451
lol

>>18503307
So pretty much evangelion?

That would make more sense that a shitty story of a god creating shitty autodestructive being and destroying it for creating it like that

>>18503320
Kek, wasn't this the prime example of bad HFY material?

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>>18503405
I want to be the little sparky

>>18504250
technically the dinosaurs were lilin too

>>18503405
>space traps
me gusto

To those dumping a random faggot thanks you. These are some interesting stories. No homo.

good stuff
some made me chuckle

>>18505996
ikr?
I need a lot more of this in my life.

"Could you keep a wave from breaking upon the shore?" asks a disembodied voice, "Would you want to?"

A path of negative space spans across a starlit sky. An unstoppable force moves silently through an ocean of light. The stars do not dim nor flicker but wink out of existence as if swallowed by some indescribable leviathan. The nothingness grows larger.

A man in his thirties stares up at the night sky; up where stars used to twinkle. He points a small rectangle up toward the void, Sarlene, what constellation was there?"

"Orion, the hunter," replies Sarelene, "First recorded approximately thirty thousand years ago. Lost to the void fifteen years ago."

He moves his device several degrees, "And that?"

"Jupiter," answers the female voice, "Still visible from Earth's surface"

Wallace shifts his phone to the side and sees the distant speck of light with his own eyes, but only briefly. Jupiter's light vanishes, Swallowed by the void.

His device begins flashing. A public service announcement scrolls acrosss its screen as a marquee, "Seek shelter. Celestial event imminent."

>>18506545
Wallace peers from his window, protected safely behind his blinds. For the first time in fifteen years the void takes shape. A faint outline becomes more and more detailed. The thing must be traveling at relativistic speeds. Wallace can make out a gaping hole in the middle of the thing and a faint glowing in its depths.

"My god..." Is all he can say to himself. He can make out eyes. Eyes the size of planets that glow with a cold blue he's never seen before. Gazing at his home, his world. Gazing at their next meal.

"Sarlene, what the hell is that?" Wallace holds his phone up to the sky, at the fast approaching entity.

"That is anomaly 9/19D. The cause of the void," Even Sarlene seems scared, "World Eater class organism."

"Are we going to die?" His heart is beating in his chest, "Is this it for me? For all of us?"

"Odds of the human race surviving are slim to none," she pauses briefly, "I'm sorry, Wallace."

A deafening, sucking sound fills the atmosphere. It feels like it might tear Wallace's ear drums from his head. His vision becomes blurry, but not before an impossibly high rod of red glowing metal rises from the earth like a space elevator.

The end is hooked. It's joined by countless more identical rods. Soon those rods are all that illuminate the Earth as that sucking noise becomes a sucking force, pulling the earth into the cosmic beast's maw.

Wallace's vision tunnels. His forehead splits open on his night stand and fireworks flood his mind's eye.

>>18506579
Wallace opens his eyes several hours later on a very different earth. Red glowing rods that stretch ten's of thousands of miles through the atmosphere seem to have replaced the yellow sun he had known from birth, leaving an infrared tinge to the landscape. Vehicles travel up and down those huge rods. Men in pods shoot along the metal frames like bullet trains on railways. And then he sees it.

Those terribly tall rods hook directly into the sky and plunge into something organic. A colossal spine travels the length of his vision, leading to what looks to be analogous to a brain stem. Man made structures are already popping up along the stem, "Sarlene... What's going on here.."

"It appears that we are hi-jacking the World Eater," replies a surprisingly dumbfounded AI, "It appears we've acquired a new home."

>>18503307
nice dump, thanks

humanity, hell no.

>>18503307
but then there would be substantial evidence for mankind's existence over millions of years