>Life-extension advocates could be one step closer to the

Vampire facials have been doing this for years.

>>18503103
Cumming on your face was proven to rejuvenate your skin. No kidding. The vital fluids of the human body are very special.

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>>18503111

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>>18503097
Damn, then Elizabeth Báthory had a point.

>>18503270
The elite of the world always knew this. That's why they're all associated with the cults of child sacrifice and pedophilia.

>>18503097
I don't vampirise anyone and am probably going to live to be at least 150-200. Vampirisim is the easy way out. Don't take the easy way out OP.

>>18503300
>implying

>>18503287
In the 1979 movie Thirst that is exactly what happens. A blood thirsty elite kidnaps the descendant of Elizabeth Báthory to join his blood drinking club.

Now, there is another thing to take into consideration. Blood is a composite of many things, some which are steroids. One of such components from youth is called "human growth hormone". The black market for hgh is over the millions, the greatest buyers are rich families that use this to make their kids grow taller.

It keeps getting better and better.

>>18503308
Reality is stranger than fiction, my friend.

>>18503097
So should I start seeking plasma from teenagers? There are a lot of them I interact with every day.

>>18503097
Don't post sources from daily mail and expect the convinces skeptics to line up around the block

>>18503391
Skeptics should realize that not every article from dailymail is unsupported sensationalist bullshit.This one is a good journalism and states it's sources.

>>18503097
>Vampirism is real.

I know because I am one.

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>>18503932
Your scepticism is just.

Hollywood movie misconceptions cast aside, Don't you think some form of Vampirism could be possible?

>>18503977
Go on..

>>18503990
Ask away.

I've only been this way for about 7 years.

>>18503097
>Science proved that Vampirism is real. What now skeptics?
Give it a highly technical name. Continue to call Vampirism fictional. Ignore Vampiristic subculture.

>>18504005
Just tell me some general things about your blood drinking practice. Do you think that psychic vampirism is bullshit?

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>>18504024
Every sunday morning Master Harman would cook a gumbo stew inside one of his so-called holy chalices, and he would sit in front of a church altar and eat it all day, and he said it gave him visions of the world around him, and that's how he knew everyone's secrets

Like if he wanted to see a faraway shore he would add crab meat preserved from a crab from that shore far away

>>18504038
Just when i thought that vampires' gastronomical preferences couldn't get any weirder.

>>18504057
heaven smiles on you, friendo :^)

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>>18504005
Welcome to the club buddy, been a vamp for almost 10 years. Good luck trying to convince these faggots

>>18504008
underrated post

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>>18504217
what a fat retard doesn't even realize he's been talking to god this whole time HA HA HA HA HA

>>18503111
More so it's a good moisturizer than a rejuvinator.
But they use placentas in masks too because of the similar effects.

>>18503111
Is this why my hands are so silky smooth? I always get cum on them and wipe it off on my shirt