Uhhh, hello? I don't know who you people are, but my son

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2017-01-07 01:23:47 Post No. 18497094
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:23:47 Post No. 18497094 [Report]

Uhhh, hello? I don't know who you people are, but my son needs some help i think.

i came into my guest room, and he was on the floor in a ball, surrounded by a bunch of weird shit? fucking salt i think? look, i don't fucking know what was going on, but there was a dildo??

he screamed at me, and pushed me out, and slammed the door in my face. he wouldn't come out, he kept babbling about a "sucubus"? i don't know, is that some kind of scuba gear?

i went into his room and this site was open on his computer. maybe you guys can help me? what do i do w/ him? he's totally inconsolable, and kept talking about this site.

edit: i guess i need to put an image on here to upload this? all there is are the fucking frog photos, and pictures of satanic shit? is this frog somehow involved?

Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:29:04 Post No.18497107
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:30:24 Post No.18497110
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:30:24 Post No.18497110 [Report]

>>18497094
I'll succ ur bus

Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:32:06 Post No.18497113
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:32:06 Post No.18497113 [Report]

We'll need pics in order to help

Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:43:56 Post No.18497134
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:43:56 Post No.18497134 [Report]

>>18497094
you cant edit posts you cuck

Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:44:06 Post No.18497136
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 01:44:06 Post No.18497136 [Report]

>>18497094
What kind of dildo?

Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:15:05 Post No.18497721
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:15:05 Post No.18497721 [Report]

>>18497094
Does your son also happen to eat chicken tendies on a regular basis?

Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:17:56 Post No.18497728
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:17:56 Post No.18497728 [Report]

>>18497094
I think your son is getting involved with satanic worship.

Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:21:37 Post No.18497740
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:21:37 Post No.18497740 [Report]

I hate this board so fucking much. Why do you fuckers choose /x/ to shitpost? You have an ENTIRE BOARD DEDICATED TO SHITPOSTING, and it's allowed to be done there!

Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:26:37 Post No.18497747
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:26:37 Post No.18497747 [Report]

This is Capt. C. Tendie of the 4Chan paranormal board. I recommend telling your son to stop being such a LARPing fuck and get out of his room and into the real world for at least 8 hours a day. This will eventually help ground him in reality.

Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:50:35 Post No.18497829
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 05:50:35 Post No.18497829 [Report]

>>18497094
>frog photos
newfag pls go

Anonymous 2017-01-07 12:37:14 Post No.18498768
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Anonymous 2017-01-07 12:37:14 Post No.18498768 [Report]

>>18497740
It is.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/