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What is /x/s stance on the Ouija board.
Has anyone ever been successful using one alone?
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You're never alone with a ouija board. Ask for Capt. Howdy.
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I have attempted to use one alone several times and no reaction has taken place. I'm convinced you need 2 because fake, why would a ghost need 2 people?
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>>18487682
Any tips for someone attempting to use one alone,
The questions I want to ask any be in front of anyone in my life.
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>>18487697
>The questions I want to ask any be in front of anyone in my life.

>Any tips
Yeah, learn to make sense before talking to a demon.
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>>18487709
Sorry I'm just so depressed right now I'm shaking, I didn't proof read I just sent
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>>18487818
Im literally shaking right now. . hillary voter
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>>18487828
How does it feel to be shakered
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>>18487687
allegedly it's because more people have "more energy" or something. The more people you have, the more likely you'll get a response because theres more psychic energy or ki or PP or whatever the fuck you wanna call it for the ghost to use
alternatively, the more people you have, the more likely you'll have someone who wants to fuck around with everyone.
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>>18487837
Lol.. Hey op i wasnt making fun of you btw.
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Everybody needs a little time to be alive. Inconsistent laws conflict with it in a sense I see now beyond that which takes considerable cognitive dissonance.
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>>18487828
Lol ok I actually laughed at that one, well I just realized what I wrote too late now
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It's just a toy.
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>>18487876
This. . its a haboro toy. Theres fuck all spiritual or demonic about it
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>>18487889
What is a more preferred method then?
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>>18487967
For what? Talking to a demon or angel? You just speak boy..they both are litreally both beside you
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>>18487677
I used one successfully, alone.

My roommate could feel the demons when he got back home, though...
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>>18487976
How do I get responses from them?
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>>18487980
Was it difficult? Any tips?
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>>18487677
they are toys
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>>18488034
Jusy talk naturally like they are there.. They will answer
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>>18488062
Do they answer with signs, or do you ever hear words spoken?
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Okay, anons. Clearly you're all are little babies who need to be told a few things before opening up a Ouija board. First of all, do not underestimate the board - just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean that opening up that kind of channel won't result in severe consequences. Sometimes, you have pleasant experiences. Oftentimes, you don't.

If you manage to contact an entity, LEARN ITS NAME! That's the FIRST think you absolutely have to do. Learning a being's name gives you the power of dominion.

(Beware of an entity called Zozo. It appears pretty often to young adults/teens BECUASE they're a vulnerable group. It's widely believed that this is a fake name many demons/evil spirits give out. If you run into Zozo, press it for its TRUE name.)

Make sure you properly end the ritual, and if you do bring a malevolent entity into you life it's not enough to just burn the board. Most people think if you burn the board you sever the connection. Wrong. You absolutely have to burn the planchette. Remember this! The planchette is what the spirit speaks though, it's the true portal, the true item that opens and closes the connection between our worlds. Burning the board is also a good move, but if you don't burn the planchette you're basically fucked.

Remember, a Ouija board is not a toy. Try to buy one made with white magic or just make your own. Commercial boards are made of corporate greed and are more likely to hold onto negative energies. Whatever you bring upon yourself by "playing" with these, it's on you. Don't be a retard about it. Take the percautuons I've given you.
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>>18488157
>implying any entity would speak its true name if you just asked it.
That might work for the departed however, can't hurt to ask. But if they are giving a false name, good luck making them spit the morcel.
However if you think you're being given a decoy, tell you've met someone else by that name before and ask for something more personal. They might have multiple names and a weak name that's still tied to them is better than a bullshit name tied to no one.
If they only have one name or really stick to their guns, you're shit out of luck.

In the same vein, be careful with your own name.
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Any stories on how to use one alone?
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>>18488543
You're right, an evil spirit may not give you their true name unless you manage to trick them into it or you goad them somehow, but that will likely anger them and you really want to avoid angering them.

Also, I agree with not giving out your true name. Maybe make up an alias of some sort. Not sure.
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It is said that one should not play alone
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>>18488818
This please
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>>18488818
As in the first reply CAPT. HOWDY is always there, watch "The Exorcist" it is all about using the ouija board alone.
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>>18488157
>If you manage to contact an entity, LEARN ITS NAME! That's the FIRST think you absolutely have to do. Learning a being's name gives you the power of dominion.

Wrong.
1) it's laughable you think you're going to have ' the power of dominion ' over a demon
2) the demon is going to lie anyway, that's what they do
3) learning a name gives the demon a hook into you, say it says it's name is 'Barf' -- now every time you hear that word you're going to think of the damned thing. What if it tells the name of deceased loved one, a common enough ruse, then it can really fuck with you -- but anon thinks if it says it's Aunt Molly then you control it!?!?!?!
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>>18489093
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>>18489093
True name would give you a fair amout of power over a demon, but point still stands you're not getting that willy nilly.

The board is more about discussion than bargaining. Since you're contacting something pretty much anything that happen to be around you don't really have bargaining chips.
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>>18489139
You always have bargaining chips.

If you learn how to gamble.
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Still no stories posted about experiences
Please
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Can I play poker with a Demon through this autistic thing?
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Ouija boards are retarded. They sell it in fucking toy stores you cheese dick.

Try getting a group of people to play it blindfolded, it's weird cus ghosts and demons can't spell things when the autists playing can't see.
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>>18489352

Same old tired complaints.

>They sell it in fucking toy stores you cheese dick.
Right, so if Ouija boards were handcrafted by Druids and handed down from generation to generation you'd say they worked?

>Try getting a group of people to play it blindfolded, it's weird cus ghosts and demons can't spell things when the autists playing can't see.
Durr, durr and if you cut off people's hands they couldn't move it either. The danger with Ouija is you ask the demon to USE you -- it is using your eyes and hands. No fuckin' duh if it and you can't see it doesn't work.
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Once again does ANYBODY have any stories with their experiences using the board?
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>>18489375
>Once again does ANYBODY have any stories with their experiences using the board?
You''re pretty fuckin' annoying. If no one is responding then the people online at the moment don't have anything for you. To keep demanding people give you what you want is total baby-needs-a-nap crap.
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>>18489371
They wouldn't work, unless you count some edgy fag spelling things pretending to be a demon.

And a big badass demon can't play with the kids toy unless it uses you.

> I'm all powerful Satan from hell, can't see through a fucking blindfold though.

Ouija boards are a joke, just like 95â„… of the garbage on /x/
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>>18489390
Anon logic: If something can not see, then it SHOULD BE ABLE to see, or else it doesn't exist.

I know, you watched Penn & Teller and they're fun to watch and they said the blindfold thing is the Ultimate Proof. Nothing is going to shake your belief in something you saw a celebrity say on TV.
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>>18489428
Or maybe it's the fact it's a child's board game and there is no evidence of them ever summoning anything ever except in movies.
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>>18488113
One talked to me last week

it told me to see a psychiatrist
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>>18489751
Funny jokeee
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A while back my friends and I were conducting an experiment on one of the boards. We had done all kinds of research on them to determine if it was actually safe. When I say research we had actual numbers to represent the pro's and con's of the project. When it came time the numbers were actually higher for them being safe as opposed to lower and agreed we'd give it a shot. There are four of us. For about two hours nothing weird happened but then the planchet began to move to letters. At first it's like everyone had the same thought; someone is bored and is moving it. So, we asked another question, " Who is here with us? " The answer was M,A,Z.

Maz wouldn't answer questions about himself but would give us very basic answers to random things like, what did I eat for breakfast or where did I go this afternoon. We got correct responses and as a result became more interested in this little event. My friend then asked 'is hell real' and the board said yes. He was very much an atheist and skeptic until that point and wanted to stop. The board then spelled out bye and we got no other message after that. We were freaked out but made some jokes and lightened up. Whenever my buddy, his name is Mark by the way got home he called me and wanted me to come over. He told me he was seeing stuff in his room.

I'll spare you the rest of the story but basically Maz stalked him and tortured him - according to Mark anyway for several weeks until he moved out of state so no, I don't think they are safe. We didn't provoke this thing or bother it and it left when it wanted to leave. It just attacked him.
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>>18489962
I feel like you glossed over the most interesting part of the story here, how did Maz fuck with your friend?
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>>18490017

It wasn't drawn out at all like you see in movies where there are stages to a haunting. It began to fuck with him as soon as he got home. I'll admit I felt a little weird in his house and I ended up staying over that night. The entire night we could hear shit in every single room other than the rooms we were in. We found his car keys outside the front door on the mat. We found his fridge unplugged the next morning. We smelled something like burning grease in his laundry room and could hear something very loud on his roof. He told me in his room he felt his covers being jerked about also. This was literally an all night thing. He wanted me to stay over again but I had to work and needed my belongings. Next day, mid afternoon while I'm at work he calls me and tells me he found a dead dog in his back yard which by the way is totally fenced in. Eventually he couldn't take it and left and I have no idea where he is now.
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>>18490030
this reminded me of the story of the musclehead guy and the ghosts
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>>18489454
Then why don't you try it :)
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>>18490189
Ghostpuncher??
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>>18490199
yeah!
i just re-read the whole thing. I'm in tears
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>>18490193
There's actually a susposedly haunted building down the block from me. A gang got hung there back in the day, You can rent it out for events relatively cheap from what I've heard.

Would that be a good spot you think? I'm pretty much a skeptic I guess just because I've never experienced anything paranormal ever.
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>>18490214
Post that sheit nyigga!!
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>>18487677
The fact that a toy company has the patent on them should tell you everything you need to know.
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I tried playing several times. Couple times with friends. Nothing happened. A couple times with my brother. Nothing happened. A couple times on my own. Nothing happened.
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I've done it multiple times with different people, including once at a cemetary reported to be one of the most haunted places in my state, at 3 a.m. nonetheless.

https://www.ghostlyactivities.com/true-ghost-story-aux-sable-cemetery-minooka-illinois/

Still, nothing definite seemed to happen, save for another occasion, when the planchette spelled out three letters which happened to be also found on a nearby gravestone, in a different cemetery for nuns. That isn't enough to convince me though

I think, though the board may not be an actual conduit to the spirit world, it may just attract the attention of spirits nearby, maybe sensing the fear or gullibility of those using it.
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So is anyone ever going to redesign the letters of a Ouija board with a keyboard layout? I mean aren't modern ghosts going to have a better time with picking out letters in a more familiar way?

When I'm dead and any of you fuckers contact me in the afterlife with one of those alphabetical boards I'm going to haunt the shit out of you.
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>>18487677

OP, the reason you're asking us for stories is because you're afraid

If you're afraid, don't use it. It's that simple. Because if you are afraid when you use it, you will regret it. Demons can smell fear a mile away
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>>18490315
>So is anyone ever going to redesign the letters of a Ouija board with a keyboard layout?
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>>18491080
...and a mouse-pad.
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>>18487677
I did when I was like 10? It freaked me out. I can still do it but, warning, you open doors that can't be easily shut. Just my .2c
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I've always had a great time with Ouija, the few times I played with small groups were always entertaining. Giving the board some respect is important or otherwise you won't have a great time.

I will say it's important not to say anything along the lines of "Let your presence be known". Any sort of invitation to interact with the physical world.

A friend of mine's mother had a story about her using a board with friends as a kid and asking for the spirit to make itself known. A moment passes and a bird breaks through a window into the room, flies into the far corner of the room, breaks its neck, and dies on the carpet.
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I was successful twice with a homemade one. One guy was in his 30's from the middle east and the other guy was young like 19 from the Southern United States I ended both shortly after a few questions because I started to get a bad feeling.
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Was planning on using mine in the barracks with a few of my battles
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>>18490221
You are NOT supposed to use one in a graveyard, are there bodies buried there?
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>>18491072
I am not afraid, I have attempted to use it alone multiple times and nothing happened I just need advice, I'm wondering if I'm doing anything wrong.
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>/x/ thinks a commercialised late 19th century product, Hasbro brand piece of wood which sole purpose is to milk Blavatsky wannabee spiritualfags' money is paranomal and dangerous
Never change folks.
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I'm a bit torn on it. I used an Ouija board with my mom and aunt as a kid. We talked to a dead kid from Iraq. Gave us his name and everything. It was about 2005 or so. It seemed legit.

However, I refuse to believe you can buy a legitimate occult toy from Target. I want to try it on my own. I'd light a black candle, play The Exorcist soundtrack at a quiet volume and see what happens.

What could go wrong?
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>>18487677
I thought they don't work when you are by yourself?
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>>18487682

>gif
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>>18490221
> would that be a good spot
I don't fuckin know, kek, I've never used one
That's why I've come here, cause I want to know more before considering using one
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>>18491927

I'm a skeptic. Go somewhere quiet and dim, then try it out. Even though I don't 100% believe in it, I can guarantee absolutely nothing would happen in a room with a bunch of noise.
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I've tried it so many times. I can easily see "spirts" around it but none ever move it. What gives? I'm trying not to take it personal.
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So the over all consensus is that the board is bullshit?
Are you saying that contacting the dead in general is bullshit or just the board?
I'm pretty desperate now I'd like some advice.
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>>18492253
try contacting the dead on halloween, no joke

set a full dinner plate at an empty seat at a table. Don't have time to explain it all now but the internet can tell you more
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>>18490238
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>>18487677
the Ideomotor effect. People are fooling themselves into thinking, their own subconscious is talking to them. If it moved by itself, we would have something. It's from the late 1800s. Not ancient.
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>>18492415
The idea that we can't invent these things actively, similar to the details in a dream, is overlooking the obvious.
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>>18491380
Idk a few were hung there for sure. But that's the whole point. Is that I dont really believe it so I'm down to try it where they're buried.

Or draw a big ass pentagram on the ground first or somthing
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>>18487677
Try using one with your eyes closed and you'll understand the charade.
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>>18491080
>Asshole Jesus
This shit is gold.
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>>18492548
way to not read the thread
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>>18492576
Thx.
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>>18487677
oH hELL YEA i LOVE THEESE THINGS.... Focus on the letter G Theres a reason its in the center of the board... Yeah!!!!
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>>18492538
First Look at the BOard, then think of nothing, clear your mind, let the thought come to you and ask the spirit a question then look for a (highlighted letter) you should be able to pick letters out 1 at a time the board should return to G when the spirit is done...
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>>18492638
lol "fuck you" is prolly a joke for me....
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>>18492538
I guess you Believe Now...
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>>18492620
Why I don't get it
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>>18492666
Get outta here satan.

I have a feeling I'd go and record it for you guys and absolutely nothing would happen
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>>18489375
I have, when i was a child with my weird parents, they asked bs and I tried to play the "football lottery", it's a kind of lottery in my country that depends on soccer results. It worked but the results where not true.
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>>18492304
Already tried this and my wife and it just ended with us getting into a heated debate. The more it didn't move the worse we felt for even trying. Started passing blame and eventually gave up.
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>>18493445
>The more it didn't move the worse we felt for even trying. Started passing blame and eventually gave up.

Anon suddenly decides to share his failed sex life with /x/
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>>18487677
Naw, dude, naw. Just fucking no. I wouldn't touch an Ouija board with a ten-meter cattle prod unless I had a fully charged unlicensed nuclear accelerator and a high-voltage laser containment grid within arm's reach. So much weird shit has happened with Ouija boards its not even funny.
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>>18487677
plates were used for the purpose of opening the portals of spiritual by occultists, then someone did this commercialism game and is now a lot of problems for these tablets because of the open portals and cially by these creatures that come through them to the homes of the people, these creatures due to open portals and Possible lack of control which the people who make them open up to people what they want mainly hurt them to take energy
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>>18489371
>same old tired complaints

LOL DUDE DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN OUIJA BOARDS? ARE YOU FUCKING 10?

COMPLAINTS? REALLY? YOU TELLIN ME THE AVERAGE KID AT TOYS R US CAN SUMMON DEMONS AND THEY JUST OK WITH THAT???

NIGGA WHY YOU THINK THEY MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OFF EM?

LOOOOL I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE SERIOUS LIKE DUDE YOUR FRIEND IS MOVING THE FUCKING THING COME ON NIGGA

AH SHIT HE KNOW MY NAME WE GOT A DEMON IN HERE

NAH MAN YOU GOTTA TAKE THIS STUFF HELLA SERIOUS YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL MAN

LMAOOOOOO
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>>18494891
Dimbulb troll is lame as shit
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>>18487677
I used a homemade ouija board once. I was contacted by an entity who said their name was "Xala". I looked it up and it turns out the Xala (or Ala, or Hala) were female demons from South Slavic (Bulgarian and Serbian) mythology responsible for hail.
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>>18487677
I always end up writing whatever I wanted its just about acting like its a mystery.
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>>18488543
Names have no power over human spirits so it's completely safe to reveal your birth given name.

Not even all non-human entities are tied to their name. Names only have power over the goetia and a few other types of entities.

Truth is, goetia will never reveal their true name willingly because of the power a magikian could have over them (i.e. soloman) only by powerful magick would you ever learn a goetia's true name.
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I'll tell my story...still not sure if it was real, my friend faking, or our subconscious using the idometer effect.

A friend and myself bought a off-brand ouija board ("The mystical spirit board") we decide to give it a go. We get out some white candles and start trying.

We were doing the typical "Is anyone there, ect ect." But, we aren't getting much to happen. After about 10 minutes we go from is "anyone" there to is "anything" there and after asking a few times the planchet starts moving very very slowly to "yes"

We ask do you mean us harm?
>No
What is your name
>No
When did you die
>No
Are you human
>No
What are you
>7
You are 7
>Yes
Are you here with us
>Yes
Do you want to leave
>No
Do you know who we are
>Yes
Who am I (my friend)
>T-A-U-R-U-S

At this point I ask my friend (because I legitimately didn't know) what his sign was and he is kinda pale and I could tell he was scared and he confirms he is a Taurus.

contd 1/2(maybe 3)
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>>18496695

I want to note also at this point the planchet is moving very fast now

Who am I
>A-Q-U-A-R-I-U-S (I am an Aquarius, my friend claims he didn't know)
Do you know our names?
>No
If you tell us your name, we will tell you ours
>7
No, a real name
>No
What about a name we can call you?
>L-E-G-I-O-N
We say our names - What do you want
>R-E-L-E-A-S-E-D
We can release you?
>Yes
How?
>P-E-R-M-I-S-S-I-O-N

I say fuck no. My friend decideds to keep using the board at tells them they can be released, we wait around for a few minutes. I don't know what we were expecting but nothing happened. I tell him we probably still need to say goodbye.

Goodbye
>8
What do you mean 8?
>8
>Goodbye

This was well over a year ago, we haven't used it since and as far as I now he isn't possessed or oppressed, nothing weird or crazy has happened since.
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>>18489962

>be Maz
>having a normal day, relaxing
>suddenly, some dumbass kids summon me to some dump
>start asking me about myself
>dumbass kids, I don't know you!
>they start asking me an endless stream of idiotic questions about themselves
>answer them just to get them off my back
>then one of the little shits has the nerve to ask me about Hell
>have traumatic flashbacks about that literal hellhole
>traumatic memories make me want to leave
>stupid kids still ask me a bunch of questions
>I don't answer
>they start joking around like a bunch of dickheads
>now I'm stuck here before the idiots didn't chop up the Ouija board

BUT WE DINDU NUTTIN TO MAZ!
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>>18496750
Never thought about it like that. Good point man
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>>18496750
Entities choose to answer the call of the ouija board and unless they are some low-level weak scum they can leave and return to their realm whenever they want.

The destroying of the board is banishment not releasement. It takes more than a ouija board and a couple of kids who know nothing to bind an entity of any power.
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>>18489375
You need a fucking slap, you irritating little cunt. I'd cut you up, fucking faggot
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>>18496724
this is weird af because I've read a shit ton of ouija stories and the name legion appears in a few others
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2 years ago i went on this weird ghost tour thing with my mum and we split from the group and used a ouija board and it worked, i was such a skeptic too
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>>18487677
I've never actually used one but I don't think they work. Not until I use one for myself.
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some friends and I used one every night for about about week with interesting results.

a friend whose father is dead was there and she broke down into tears when the board answered questions only she would know.

in and group of about six or seven maybe four of us had "guardian" or anchored spirits. mine was apparently not human but described itself as essentially extradimensional.

this is all interesting because I fully beleven that the board works via subconscious communication between everyone involved. the experience was strong because we have all known each other for a long time.

the apartment felt energized for some time after, but again I fully subscribe to the notion that it's an almost psychic level of communication and unintended cooperation between everyone involved.

either way, we were right spooked and it was a lot of fun.
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>>18497158
See what ya done, you started a ouija thread and you've summoned a demon.
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>>18488157
>burn the board
You cut it into 7 pieces and bury it with holy water you fuck
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>>18498450
This. Burning the board lets any evil spirits out and only a total retard would do it.
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>>18498469
I bet the post i replied to was written by a demon. I'm starting to hear spoopy noises fuck
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>>18498477
I heard a bang. Probably just my dog but I'm still salting my doorway now.
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Does anyone know the best way to make your own ouija board?
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I have been trying to use one alone and have gotten no results, I remember using it a lot back when I was young with other people and it worked though.
Is it impossible to use it alone?
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>>18488157
Just shat ma pants
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>>18491905
>>What could go wrong?
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>>18500692
Famous last words
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>>18489105
In regards to the cutting up the board method, how do you properly dispose of the planchette?
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Sort of, I didn't use it as intended though.
I set it up as the centerpiece on an altar, with the goal of opening a gate for spirits to enter.

The first night after setting it up I had some Baron Samedi looking motherfucker in my room. I also heard screams coming from the altar occasionally, nightmares constantly, and my life turned to shit, eventually forcing me to move across the country because of a psychotic crackhead.

Experiment success I suppose, but next time I'll have to be more careful with what I allow through the gate.
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>>18491905
Wow the exorxist soundtrack, so spooky, careful not to atract any lucifers into this dimension, you massive faglord
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>>18502185
>spends all his free time on /x/ because he thinks the place is full of fellow faggots
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>>18500692

I mean, what could? I thought about bleeding on the board as well.
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i did a oujia board for the fist time last night.

i wasn't fully believing in it to begin with but i started to think maybe there's something to it because between asking questions me and my friend would just be talking to each other and even though we werent paying attention to the board, during these intervals the glass would still sometimes move to YES in agreement with what we were saying. thought that was spooky.
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fake and gay
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>>18487677
Ouija boards are perfectly safe if handled properly. Have a specific spirit in mind when you try to use the board, know well in advance what you'd like to request of the spirit. Don't give the spirit any information it doesn't need to know. If a spirit seems fishy, tell it to fuck off.

Basically, use common sense. People who get possessed or cursed while using a ouija board are the same kind of people who get computer viruses while trying to download anime.

T. Your friendly neighborhood witch
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Is asking it about your, or anyone else's, future a one-way ticket to being fucked with?
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>>18487697
>The questions I want to ask any be in front of anyone in my life.
i....what?
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>>18487839
its called mana thank you very much
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>>18503331

Could I request David Bowie?
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Whats the correct procedure to tell a spirit to skedaddle?
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>>18503493
Sure, why not?

>>18503483
"Mana" is just one culture's word for it. Mana, prana, chi, od, what's the difference?
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stay away from that shit!!!

dont think im kidding

STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT
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DO NOT PLAY WITH FORCES YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

THEY WILL PLAY WITH YOU!!
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>>18503688
>Don't go on the internet, it's full of pedophiles and drug dealers!

This is what you sound like.
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>>18487677
Yeah, I used one by myself a few times. It was a few years back where I used one in my school and nearly scared the shit out of my two friends.
>few years ago
>bored in gym with my two friends
>one friend is sitting on my left and one on my right
>i had experience with ouija boards and not fucking up
>ask friends if they want to see a ouija board in action
>ok
>make one and use a penny as a pointer
>ask boring questions like how did you die and whats your name
>tried to be funny and ask the spirit or demon to get out of the board via going down the number line
>ask the spirit/demon to turn off the lights after it gets out
>it doesnt turn off the lights
>damn it
>my friend on the left is freaking the fuck out on how it suddenly got cold
>friend on my right is freaking out to telling me to stop
>rip the ouija board
>friend is complaining the whole day that she thinks shes now being haunted
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>>18496655
Who knows if your spirit is always gonna be neatly in his human shell until he's sucked up to an afterlife instantly?
What if your spirit cannot pass on? What if a malevolent entity waited patienly for your death to enslave your spirit?
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>>18491905
How did the dead fucker know English? Dumbass
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>>18489428
Blindfolding throws off the entire board because the letters introduce a level of accuracy to the Ideomotor Effect. It's not designed to prove the non-existence of demons, it's to prove that there is a well researched and documented explanation for why it happens. You can reproduce this yourself using other experiments that rely on the Ideomotor Phenomenon like dowsing rods or Chevreul's Pendulum.

Fun is fun, but when science can accurately reproduce demons there's probably no demons.
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>>18504363

It's almost as if people can know more than one language. CabrĂ³n.
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>>18489384
Mad faggot,
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Dont use this anons my brother used this and something answerd as his uncle "anon"
>hey mom do you know "anon"
>mom stops.....
>that was your fathers brother who passed away at childhood
>first time we heard this
>go to friend mom thats religious
>that is not a toy!!!!!
>no such thing as good spirits, they are all bad
>light it up and burn it the hell up haha in an old bbq grill

Anons this is real dont play with this stuff mates
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>>18506503
And it was one from toys r us
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I always imagined it's more of the spirit thoughts appearing inside your head, causing you to move the pointer to the correct spots rather than the spirit moving the pointer himself. I doubt the spirits can influence our world.
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