I'm a Germanic pagan who became a wizard a year ago, and

>>18478021
Make a nearby body of water your familiar.

So you're a 30 year old virgin?

>>18478025
I don't think it works that way.

>>18478045
31.

>>18478021
I can't see too many German retail outlets specializing in ravens.
Kitties are the best.

>>18478021
how about a bear

>>18478067
There's no way I could go anywhere with a bear.

>>18478021
Raven for the easy mode where they start out smarter than most people
Cat if you want a fucking cat < Do this
Fox if you want a sex toy
Dogs are great pets and shit but horrible familiars

>>18478021
Cobra?

possum for sure

>Germanic
>Wizard
Oh my, your perpetual virginity can't be good for muh 1488% white masterrace.

Birds?

>>18478593
>Germanic
>White
kek, those krautmonkeys are worse than nogs.

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You study rune magic? I found this outside of my work place a few days ago. I believe it was the universe showing me algiz for some reason. It's a little contorted though. Any thoughts on this? And if you were wondering, it's pine. Regular old christmas tree pine.

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Get snek.

>>18478684
Protection . just beware ig

What are the specific benefits and usage of a dedicated familiar anyway? The bird would be pretty cool though.

>>18478021
Could you detail the process of obtaining a familiar?

>>18479357
This, I'd like to hear the process of it. Even if I don't have use for it, it'd be interesting to know.

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I can't help you with your familliar, but I'd like to ask you something. A day and a half ago I found this pendant in my glove compartment. No idea who it might belong to. What is it?

>>18479428
it could be anything, though I'm pretty sure it's just a regular old trinket.

>>18479442
Haven't seen anything similar at the mall or on the market. No markings on the back. Maybe something hand made for someone?

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>>18479428
3rd impact approaches.

>>18479453

Really? Cause a google image search shows it listed on a weeaboo novelty product site, it's a mass produced doodad based on the Evangelion anime series. C'mon man, at least put some effort in to making up stories.

>>18478070

Sure you can, worked for Lord Byron. I mean honestly, if anybody gives you shit you do have a bear at your disposal.

Look into bearded dragons. There so nice and sweet. And just sit and chill with you

>>18479625
I don't think I've ever heard of bearded dragons being used as familiars. But hey, whatever works I guess.

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>>18479633
Oh yeah I can stare in mines eyes and its amazing

>>18479428
A plus sign

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>>18478021

What ended up being called a "familiar" is actually your fylgya/fetch. You don't CHOOSE it, it's already part of your "soul complex" and you DISCOVER what it is.

If this is still where you're at after a year, you're not much of a wizard.

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>>18478080
>fox
>sex toy

>>18478021
Pigeons are bro tier

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Is having a familiar like being a pokemon trainer?

>>18481243

hot human females being the equivalent prestige of mewtwo

>>18478021
A frog you fucking moron

>>18481622
Disregard this anon, get a bitchin' raven instead.

>>18478021
I went with cat, many others have.
If you're really experienced, I would go with a Siberian tiger or some shit.

>>18482189
I'm pretty sure a Siberian tiger isn't really an option for someone who became a wizard a year ago, or most people, since I'm pretty sure they are illegal to own.

>>18478162

>>18482247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs9NSgXY9Y4

bullshit occultist sissy wizard

>>18481455
>tfw i already have a gf
I-i didn't need any legendaries anyway, g-guys

HOW DOES ONE BECOME A FUCKING WIZARD HELP.

>>18486463
Stay a virgin until 30.