I've heard about certain words and phrases that, when spoken,

how do you pronounce that

>>18474399
jin-duh-kar-iss-truh-vill

>>18474399
how am I supposed to feel after saying it

>>18474408
dizzy or disoriented, typically. It's not concrete for every person

>>18474410
i feel like a retard

>>18474412
then it's working

anybody got more?

>>18474416
Yes. This one is actually a traditional one passed down from a long, long time ago, only initiates are supposed to know it, but I feel generous, so here it is:

ayamreetardid

Lakrastomorlondia

luh-kras-toh-more-lawn-dee-uh

Makes you feel motivated / energized for a few seconds

>>18474430
why come to /x/ if you're just going to shitpost?

there are people here actually interested in the occult

If I speak it is it supposed to affect me or anyone that hears it

>>18474441
Some can affect others, but I don't know any exact terms that do it. Those require significant focus and perfect pronunciation with the right emphasis

>>18474437
I am not shitposting. The realization that you are retarded is the first step to spirituality. You must be humble before you can be enlightened. Stop shitposting, bruv.

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>>18474437

It's how they distract themselves from the emptiness within.

>>18474396

You have to meditate on the true meaning of the words of power, dohvakin

Vinjendomodevin de lan stro morgrovien

Very different for each person

As I understand it, you repeat various terms in combination to assist in enlightenment or reaching higher planes. Requires significant concentration typically.

Jeg er en homofil

That's a soft j (pronounced as a "y"); very different for different people but may aid in telepathic thought transfer, becoming more sensitive to it

>>18474490
Literally translates to "I am gay"

I fucking hate this place

>>18474499
What?

The Scientologists lied to me?

>>18474396
oawuta nu biam oawuta nu biam

Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy.

Be very careful with this one guys.

>>18474412

>following advice from 4chan
>almost 2017

>>18474490
>>18474543
can you not

Wtf none of these work

>>18474437

No one interested in the occult would come here

None

No one

And if they did, FUCK them.

>>18474490
Fuck, don't do this one guys, now I'm gay

>>18474408
Depressed because you know you haven't pronounced it right

>>18475206
kek

Japanese one my grandfather told me

Shiito Nyu mai Ni Ga

Ooeeooahahtingtangwallawallabingbang.

Gas the Niggers

Iamajew

Fuckherrightinthepussy

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>>18474412

kek

>>18474396
I know of a few, OP. They only work on people of certain genetic lineages, and all the words are good for is invoking blind rage in the subject. Some of those are NIGGER, KIKE, WETBACK, MUDSLIME, GOOK, NIP, and of course, CANADIAN. Use this power wisely...

meh ahm soh-pha king-wi tod ed

>>18474433

The only motivation I get from this is the realization that I can pronounce really stupid words.

>>18474396
>>18474466
You should check out the movie Pontypool.

The scenario itself is very specific, but its core theme can be extended to this thread and I know you will find it very interesting.

Words have only as much power as you give them

cunt

>>18474401
holy shit i read it and got symptoms
>>18474410
before reading that

it fucking works, how?

Assalamu 'alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

you'll feel bombastic

I've read about this before in a Mantak Chia book.

Apparently, when you say shit like "ooooh" and "yes" during sex, it moves sexual energy through the body. That's why when you get close to climax, you let out a big "wooooosh," slow down, feel the energy, then continue.

I think you have to discover which words and sounds work for you through experience. Try to analyze what sounds you make in certain situations and the effect they have on you. Deep Breathing is a very important meditative tool, also try that and try developing a breathing technique that feels most effective.

>>18474396
When a hot girl tells me
>let's fuck
then those words trigger a very unusual reaction in my pants.

I've been able to feel intense highs that occasionally near or enable astral projection just by saying the following:

roh-luh-puh-lay-in-giss-foh-fa-geh-tiss

>>18474581
okay say fuck us if you want but we're here

goddamnit motherfucker

Norcavinkoz

>>18474396

Happiness
Sah-yo-hell-maz-ick

Saddness
Cah-yo-eye-maz-ick

Anger
Yom-nah-zal

Power
Hi-ah-zo-ah-zal

Wisdom
Zo-el-see-awe

Relaxation
Laz-oh-yo-ova-yog-el-iam

>>18474410
it didn't work as intended, just made me feel curious

>>18474433
this just made me feel vaguely confused

>>18474468
this gave me the urge to play D&D for some reason

>>18474396
Hocus pocus

>>18477937
Makes you focus

>>18474396
Heardhwhearghsthoarh

>>18474396
I've heard about quite a few. "Aisugdeeg" is one with the most profound impact on one's emotions.

Hip hop hippy dippy hip hop an dyu don tstop
nokking tu de bang bang boogi sai upjump d'boogi tu de ryvim of d'boogiti beet

Guaranteed to make the kids on the street think you're cool.

niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers

>>18478683
I mumbled this on the bus and it seemed to have an effect on the other passengers.

I must study further

>>18474466
Whats this supposed to do

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>>18474396
Om Namah Sivaya

>>18478196
Eye-Sugg-Deeg

>>18477917
I keep saying Yom-nah-zal but I ain't getting angrier.