If you want to win the magical space race against the other notorious

trump dies at inauguration with rest of cabinet when bomb goes off, reelection ensues

>>18471445
No. I like Trump. I value each member of my wizard team personally, and I appreciate your passion.

>>18471445
I don't intend to obsessively reply to each comment, that is not what a good OP does and it will stifle dialogue. However I will use you as an object lesson.

As I said, I firmly oppose your idea but appreciate your passion. I will make an alternative suggestion. This is how it should be done as you, the workaday cubicle wizards, hash out our solution for each event. Eventually you will come to a perfected idea.

What about having Soros die in some sort of spectacular way? I think we could really scoop the /pol/ guys on that one.

Anyway, now I will sit back, and I hope this idea coalesces. You can call me Mr. X.

I will check back once this thread has fully flowered and determine what the event actually is to be.

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>>18471434
Everyone in the world is a leader, the main character, and the protagonist of their own tale. Everyone deserves that, whether they believe it or not, and because others believe in them, just as we all should.

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! BELIEVE IN OTHERS! BELIEVE IN THE GOODNESS IN ALL OF US, NO MATTER WHO YOU, OR THEY ARE!

That is what the world truly needs.

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>>18471434
>you have to be managed
>I will be the executive

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18471434
We didn't wanted this power last time, and I don't think we want it now.

We may have goals, but to be honest they're mostly idiotic.

>>18471495
That is not what a team player would say. Do you want us to have magic or not?

David, you could have made this thread. You could walk out that door right now and start your own wizard company. And you're free to do that. But as long as you work here, you are going to have to get back in your cubicle. And let me tell you, there are a lot of people ready to do your job.

>>18471507
Again:

FUCK.

OFF.

make someone really famous buy 4chan

or

something with aliens

>>18471497
Why don't you share your goals with us, Mark? I'm sure that some of your fellow wizards would like to work with you on some of those goals, if you would be prepared to share them with us.

All i ever wanted was everyone to get along and love eachother.

I care about the world and everyone suffering in it. Will there ever be peace for the earth?

Bring magic back to the world. Unleash the creative power we all hold. I think maybe we all hold a piece to creating this collective dream through focus and attention, but it is focused by those who know this and use it to channel the public to benefit themselves.

>>18471540
>>18471551
I very much appreciate the sentiments here. What we are looking for is a specific event. You could integrate these goals into a specific idea.

>>18471514
Good job

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>>18471434
the "magic" of /pol/ is nothing more than fuckwads trumps campaign paid in gold and promises, and sweet nothings for one of the best advertising campaigns EVER.

/pol/ mods make their jewish gold one way or another

/pol/ mods,janitors are also FBI, russia, and most importantly, FUCKING LOSERS

that were brainwashed , much like how cults brainwash the disillusioned, and dejected.

and they banded together to let some fucking rich dude get richer.

but hey, im not gonna shit on Trump or Brexit, until the time comes where these faggots should be making good on their word.

dubs are bullshit.

they are just a shitty coincidence generator.
and something only desperate losers would attach legitimate mystical meaning

>>18471434
I stopped reading at "leader"

>>18471557
I disagree with you, Robert.

>>18471565
You are fired, Kevin. We have a mission here and I understand that you don't want to be part of it.

This most recent incident involving Kevin, and earlier, David, brings me to a very important point. We have no room for non-participation in this company. This is a large wizard company and it requires a management structure. If you don't understand that, you're absolutely free to go out and compete with us, but you're not going to be using our office space.

Everyone else keep up the good work.

how about the downfall of russian goverment by mass civil uprising for the benefit of its people thus cementing usa as the only worthwhile superpower for the next few decades and ending the threat of a nuclear arms race destroying the planet.

>>18471621
that might just end up making russia stronger and only put off the threat of war for a while.

>>18471434
This is a post that defines why /x/ would lose to literally anyone in a fight.

>>18471621
You're promoted. This is very worthwhile to me. I'm putting you in charge of a team. The goal of the team is to get your peers to really support this idea. This is extra challenging since they seem to be a bunch of little bitches who can't agree on anything or say anything constructive.

If you can really get people to pile on to this--and that includes identifying what the first event will be, as in what we're going to make happen tomorrow, or this week--then I'm sure I can put it through to reality.

>>18471635
I'd assume that russians like americans dont want to go to war. both usa and russia could revolt when their leaders both resign millions to the threat of a nuclear holocaust.

What about a huge riot in Russia within the next three days that ends in civilians being savaged by the military, on such a scale that they can't cover it up?

>>18471705
aleppo?

Maybe I should highlight once again that the goal is to make the idea we are working toward MORE specific, not to just blatantly reject every idea so we are constantly at a blank phase. Try and build on somebody else's work.

>>18471708
Shit sorry, I don't know much about current events. Elaborate. I have begun to view you as my Steve Ballmer.

this won't work. /pol/ has board culture. /pol/ has memes. /x/ has none of these and trying to force them by creating a thread like this shows just how much of a failure this board is. /pol/ is everything /x/ is. But better.

What exactly is /pol? I am newfag and need cliffs.
Do they have more members? Do they have celebs or people of influence there? Do they have real income going thru it?
How are they any different than other subforums such as /x?

>>18471708
no one cared though... no body gives a fuck about others suffering. you have to make it personal.

>>18471434
If you want to appoint yourself leader, then you should at least use a tripcode.

There is a Sisyphean sentiment towards declaring yourself the leader of a group of anonymous people: You can claim to take up the mantle, but you are only to receive blame when something goes wrong.

I reject your application for leadership; and urge you to try something more constructive, instead.

>>18471715
I believe I can force it, me and Ballmer. And you. Come on board. I'm going to call you Tony.

>>18471716
They just have a fuckload of traffic that's literally it. Ppl from all walks of life, nothing specific, just huge traffic.

Alright, Ballmer, Tony, listen. I've been thinking, what if causing riots in Russia isn't our talent. /pol/ really is in charge of world events. We want to look at more specific, creative incidents. I was in that other thread with the YouTube video of the young man killing himself, and I thought, what if we saved him?

And if you don't consider that feasible, what about a minor paranormal event somewhere? In a certain view that is easier than some of the things /pol/ does.

>>18471434
>I will be the executive
no you wont. your a talentless hack who wants every one else to do the work for him. the internet is filled with your type

"oh hey guys wouldnt it be cool if some one made (insert type of mod)"... you sicken me. even if you have no aptitude for bending reality to your will you would think you would learn something given enough time but it would seem your a lost cause

you probably dont even know when the flow reverses and you need to stop or invert you desire

>>18471728
wow are you the spirit of Christmas irony, since everything about your post is so existentially ironic? Why the fuck do you use a tripcode if you're telling me to use a tripcode so I can be the leader--but that it's also a bad idea? Do you even exist?

>>18471729
depends on what you think is paranormal.
We could throw in a chewbacca in the background of the next presidential speech to get a start. little stuff.
how about another celebrity death before new years?
maybe another fappening
>please god

>>18471735
I have a great deal of aptitude for bending reality. That's why I'm CEO.

I think maybe I should remind some of you people that I'm not bursting into your house and ramming my cock up your asshole, much as, at this stage, you've inspired in me an odd interest in doing so. This is a consensual proposal for people who want to work in this way, nothing more.

>>18471743
Yes, this is the dialogue I was looking for. I love the Chewbacca thing. Let's fucking do it. This is a leader everybody! That stuff is little enough we can have all of it. I will commit it to reality.

Chewbacca in the audience at the inauguration or televised Trump appearance, I'll do that. The others aren't quite specific enough yet.

>>18471756
Anyone feel that? That's what happens when you actually think up something reasonable and act on it rather than sitting around in a circle masturbating onto a piece of toast and making the last one eat it.

We came up with a feasible goal for our magical influence and committed it, and now it's going to happen--I challenge any of you to deny it. Chewbacca will be seen.

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This just in...

President Elect Donald J Trump has chosen Chewbacca to be the next Director of National Intelligence.

Either we magic in an alien disclosure

Or mass enlightenement.

>>18471770
whats your first step to mass enlightenment then? collective will just may make it possible. This is to figure out the depth of "kekmagic"

>>18471778
massive water sanitation leak. zombie apocalypse. mass population reduction. those immune go through ego death but keep intelligence.

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I believe!!!

>>18471475
>What about having Soros die in some sort of spectacular way?
This is retarded on many levels, but let's break this down ignoring most of the retardation: do you think that Soros isn't very closely followed p much every hour of every day? Do you think far vaster number of people aren't visualizing something to do with him all the time?

Also now I can't get the image from the first post out of my head.

>>18471557
>the "magic" of /pol/ is nothing more than fuckwads trumps campaign paid in gold and promises, and sweet nothings for one of the best advertising campaigns EVER.
I'm looking forward to the neet tears over the next four years. Best scenario for me is that /pol/ realize they really are better off with him out, work towards that in the next election, then he wins a second term.

>>18471810
Yeah I think Soros is /pol/'s kill. That's their whole thing. Really, the world on that level is their territory. We're looking upward, if you know what I mean. Upward and around the corners.

>>18471817
This is our corporate headquarters, I am going to have Carlos escort you outside also.

>>18471739
You should not be ridiculous when you fail to understand good advice. If you want to be ubiquitously recognized as 'someone', then using a tripcode informs those viewers who do not recognize your writing style.

Your bad idea was to appoint yourself leader, because then you might accidentally shoulder the risks without any reward.

As to existence: if the universe is a simulation, then who runs the code?

>>18471829
Carlos is going to take you outside. I don't want to respond to each individual problem, but Elon Musk said that the CEO really is the person who runs around all day solving the problems.

The real creative stuff and the research is done by others. Ballmer, Tony, even Carlos in his own special way contributes by taking you outside. You are banned from the premises.

1. Prevent WW3 and environmental catastrophe at all costs.
2. Prove to the Normie's, without a doubt, that the political elite are heavily involved with the occult.

>>18471837
Are you so afraid that you must defer to Carlos?

>>18471838
/pol/ has this stuff covered. Appreciate the interest. I am starting to really get a feel for /x/ even though I have been here off and on for a while. Work can be done here, but it has its own way.

We have Chewbacca. Allow me to point out that we got Chewbacca, there's going to be some sort of Chewbacca event. That's the difference between /pol/ magic and our magic. It takes hundreds of people days to do something for them.

So what next?

>>18471860
I do not "defer" to Carlos. Do you want a job? We could use an excellent and independent tripfag like you. You can work as a contractor if that makes you more comfortable. We are not interested in you criticizing our method unless you improve it.

What should we do next?

Btw, Ballmer and Tony, I might never see you guys again, but you were the best.

Guys, I want to point out that by reeling in Chewbacca we had an amazing day. Now it only remains to experience the results. Ballmer and Tony, your mana levels will definitely go through the roof once you see what we did. I hope you'll find it rewarding. It was a good day's work, a proof of concept, as it were. I feel Chewbacca strongly on the horizon, approaching with a flavor of autistic magic that doesn't look like /pol/. To everyone, I want to say, amazing work. If you contributed more, I hope you feel great about yourself.

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>>18471890
A CEO is not a god. A leader is not dominant. It is simply a role.

>>18471838
No, they're not. They're trying to bring about the Second Coming, which isn't going to happen, that's why Republicans love Israel so much and Reagan loved Manly Hall.

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Another thing the CEO does is hold everyone together. I will be posting Chewbacca imagery so that you basic wizards may revel in your achievement.

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Revel. You did good work. Proceed with revelry,

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>>18471865
You should give me your job, because no one else offers scientific analysis or benevolent advice. Thusly may I improve upon your method by responding affirmatively to your previous message.

As for the thing we should do next...
We should make our own meme to defy Kek.
Horus is the best choice for an archetype.
Pic related.

>>18471913
Good thinking. Not to defy, for I love /pol/ and I love Kek, but to dance with. To present, as I said, a spark in the relationship. Really good thinking and talent you are presenting here, I say, We will make a meme as you say.

But we will wait until the Chewbacca thing comes through, to get a good power current going. Does that sound agreeable to you?

>>18471913
no old gods, im not praying to some fuckface spirit just because he's older than me and has a cool name. I vote 1god/universal consciousness. we should be without the need to debase ourselves to some inferior god/system of things.

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>>18471911
Ok

>>18471861
K if /pol/ has mundane happenings, we should cut the bullshit and transport Earth and everything on it into a higher dimension.

>>18471933
We could. That's a fascinating take.

>>18471933
>>18471922
>>18471911
>>18471888

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>>18471922
Pic related.

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>>18471929
As a CEO, it is important to recognize everyone's achievements and our group achievements. I might in person seem sort of stiff, but if I want to display even one personality trait, I would choose revelry.

I have entered "revelry" into the gif machine and recovered several objects which will make you employees happy. This makes me happy.

There is no point in making money if you can't spend it. Similarly, there is no point in manifesting Chewbacca if you don't enjoy it. Consequentially I give everyone a bonus, and I declare an initiative of enjoying Chewbacca. Chewbacca: the meme that never got old.

The CEO is also the guy who's not afraid to talk about himself, because if anything exists inasmuch as the company exists, it's because he believes it does. He provides the rib cage, the astral rib cage. Anyway, so wow, we had a great day.

You know he's also the guy who stays late at the office or might stay up days at a time. Bill Gates did. Anyway, I looked up Chewbacca and for starters, turns out he's still alive. My mind's fucking blown already and we haven't even started.

I will always be here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viz2nuVUeZw

Chewbacca already making things awkward. We will have overnight stay power.

>>18471540
The best chance of that happening, is if everyone goes to their own piece of land and stops stepping on each other's toes. Familiarity breeds contempt.

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I want this

Anime become mainstream, anime Hollywood adaptations everywhere and anime become super fashionable

I want to watch /a/ explode in pieces

>>18471434

>you must work with me
>you have to be managed
>you will never agree
>I will be the executive
>wizard competition
>I will personally make money

You are a deceitful, conniving, subversive, deluded wretch and WE will paint our own brushstrokes upon the cosmos.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>18471434
lmao; i bet you arent even a wizard. you have no idea what kind of spells are in work here on this planet.

just gtfo to pol and play with memes

>>18472107
I literally put those things in there to catch people like you. I wanted it to work by people understanding the sort of structured endeavor I was describing. People who can see this in an interesting way, not like some Carl Sagan ass flower child who just wants everyone to wank in the cosmos.

You could equally well view this as science, we are going to have Chewbacca, I am CEO, but whether you view it as art, construction or science you're still not helping.

Also I'm going to get paid. I'm sorry, it's happening. You're witnessing it.

>>18471434

Answer me you fucking faggot ass nigger.

>>18472107

>>18472114
>lmao; i bet you arent even a wizard.
>lmao; i bet you arent even a wizard.
>lmao; i bet you arent even a wizard.

>>18472129
I did, you can see this post for my reply.
>>18472127
There you go.

>>18472127

Your selfishness will only bring you isolation and misery. You are a creature of misery and control.

>>18472127
Your chewbacca shit sounds gay. I'm actively working magic against it right now. Who wants to join me?

>>18472134
I'm so selfish because I want a mutualistic relationship with a bunch of people who can't do this on their own. Being a flower child will not always bring achievement to you. You sought this out to be negative, which is against your fake ethos.

>>18472135
My first thought, too, was that it was gay. But then I realized Chewbacca actually is pretty tight.

Plus, it's a valuable bonding experience for my team.

>>18472143

No. You're selfish because you hate yourself and see the only means of attainment in the subjugation of others. You are without hope. Masking your self loathing in a husk of human form.

>I want a mutualistic relationship with a bunch of people who can't do this on their own.

Faithless, irreverent coward. You don't want a mutualistic anything. You want control because you fear your own inadequacy. You are a lecherous, foul creature scurrying before the light of God.

>>18472143
youre selfish because ur a shill that just wants to get paid and dont ask questions.

just following orders hanz?

also, how do you figure people here are weak and can't do by themselves? nice underestimate

The classical problems /x/ has had is that it's too individualistic without enough talent. Sure people can do small scale things such as summoning minor beings and some of the easy really popular things but to pull large scale things in mass /x/ needs a dedicated cult of some sort that unironically believes whole heartedly, such as the cult that has run /pol/ since it was /n/ all those years ago, the cult of the happening, which is the main driving force towards their push towards the revival of the Egyptian God keket/kuk. Mind you this is moot if someone with actual talent worth a shit actually bothers to puse behind this idea, but that is going to be near impossible due to the obligations involved

I have defended the roost rather well. No loyalist of this organization is going to have to see their CEO in any way disturbed by the usual type of people.

That is another benefit of having me, the most major benefit being that it's optional. By the time I come back Chewbacca will most likely have occurred. In that event, I will be expecting a little more respect from the proles.

You have all done an amazing job today. Remember: if you want to do this on your own, go ahead.

>>18472162
Hey! We need you!

>>18472162

And now you're scrambling to justify your own inadequacy. You couldn't even make it through one thread without your entire facade crumbling to dust.

Leave now with what shred of dignity you might attain in admittance of your failure while that yet remains.

>>18472162
I can see /x/ has a strong bent towards the cult of the happening too. It's just our happening is of a slightly more metaphysical nature.

For /pol/ an election or a war is a happening.

For us it's the lifting of the veil.

>>18472164
Organize properly and don't collectively go full retarded as this board has done for years and I will consider it. I've seen far too many of these small gatherings happen here and there's no collective front to push and stay pushing so nothing will get done as it has always been the case. If you can rally people to actually stay on their shit i'll help you guys, otherwise there is no point.

>>18472162
You are fantastic. Please feel at home in this business. That's why I see it as a business; in response to your insightful commentary, it needs just what you say which is a structure and a person such as what you describe.

>>18472173
Quite agreed.

>>18472170
Not even the original guy who made the thread, I was just saying as to why this will fail as all these retarded threads have failed in the past.

>>18472170
responding to the wrong person now, go away
>>18472171
Hello, poster. Wow, two very intelligent people all of a sudden.

>>18472177
Didn't mean that sarcastic... sorry I'm tired...
>>18472176
Well aware of what you mean, but I think I have the ability to do it different, I mean I spent entire day defending the concept of myself as a leader, which ultimately is something that has to be done.

This sounds like horse shit, as all good things start out smelling like.

I had a really good dream two nights ago, maybe one, in between that weird period between xmas and new years.

>basic jr high theme dream but everyone is gangsters or homeless
>I got new clothes and I'm rocking the hood
>styling up the skate park(dating myself)
>hitting the clubs-- in dream I was too young to do so
>getting in trouble with people
>going to the coolest comic/hobby store and making mad enemies (this venue- the coolest store ever shows up in various formats)
>spend the rest of the dream running around a town similar to the one I grew up in but bigger

two endings here, not sure which happened first, but they both happened after the same kind of dream

>One- I'm walking home and get attacked by 30 toddlers with rusty stabby things, I disarm a few but I'm overtaken, and wake up

>Two- I'm led down a corridor by a guy with a guy following me, I look back and the guy has a gun, I look forward and he shoots me twice in the back and I go down, looking up at him, pleading for my life. I woke up of course..

What I want is to dream those dreams again and-

>have a cop car roll by as the band of midget assassins run off from my bleeding but breathing body

or

>when I look back see the gun, take it away from that fucking nerdy bitch, whip him bloody, and chase down the faggot who was leading me and use my remaining bullets on his toes, depending on how many bullets I used on his buddy, I might have one or two left for his fingers.

That's what I want. As soon as I start taking charge of my dreamings, the sooner I start, I dunno, doing something important?

But this will quickly blossom into something that doesn't require that much attention, this was just the first day. Oh yeah, Chewbacca... well, when Chewbacca makes his move, I hope that you few intelligent people I've been talking to, in particular you two right now, will be impressed.

>>18472177

You are trembling in fear. You are not fit to lead and those of pure heart need not be led, for they already know the path. Those of pure intention do not permit the subjugation of their kin.

>>18472184
Of course you can take control of your dreams with us. And by us, I mean the company. You seem to be very inspired and inspiring and we would love to have you on the team.

>hurr durr we wuz in controll

the human delusiuon everybody

>>18472191
Listen, Lord of the Rings poster. I think you are here because you want to be. You need to either drop the weird act and acknowledge you know what I am talking about, or actually go away. I will continue to engage you, yes--that's the kind of problem solver I am, I don't ignore things.

Either stop talking to me like I'm Satan or go away.

>>18472195
Ya, sign me up. Perhaps you'd like to hear about my accomplishments as a dreamer, now. You may not be so willing with your offer.

>>18472201
I would like to hear your accomplishments, they are already very interesting what I've heard so far. We are known to enjoy revelry, so your stories would really go good...

I have to go to sleep now though. See you guys later.

>>18472200

All you're doing is begging me to leave. What a paragon of strength and virtue.

>>18472206

That's right. You get the fuck out now. Hope this went as well as you hoped, worm. Crawl back to where you came from.

>>18472204
You sound like a bunch of fucking freaks. Just saying that isn't a bad thing.

In terms of lucid dreaming, I'm getting better- getting past my initial go-to method.

Before, and it worked every time, sometimes big time, I'd get fabulously drunk the day before and pass out. That horrid/beautiful period six hours later when you can't really sleep but force it, lucid dreams every fucking time. And mind you, at this point I was well versed in any bullshit method out there to read on the internet about it. I was read on the subject. Make sure you have ear plugs in.

I can do it, not at will now, but with regularity. I've lost interest. I got it. I'll come back to it later, as a more mature person- next week. I don't know what my next goal is, last time I made a fucking fireball with my hands and shot it out. Before that I'd made up this awesome landscape and flew over it for a half hour it seemed like.

So, you and this company can tell me how to have better dream control, or, you just like hearing sloppy copy?

>>18472218
That was beautiful writing. Well, being part of this thing which... I sense I've just been part of the genesis of... That will help all of us, that was the original idea. Just that we would combine our efforts in harmony.

And the next chapter will begin when something happens involving Chewbacca! Which I have to say at this stage in the thread seems almost like child's play, isn't that interesting?

>>18472225
Now... you're starting to... sound like... aliens doing a... really bad William Shatner. Perhaps it's time, that you, and, your higher-ups consider assigning a higher ranking member, to your 4chan efforts, sir.

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>>18471626
Kek, this so much.
Shadilay.

>>18472252
/x/ is a diseased mob of the weak and ineffectual. They bunch up as festering pustules. The tide of their filth, once burst, would flood all boards, forever.

Something both /pol/ and /x/, hmmm

A new race of people discovered under the ground that have superior genes/religion/minds/everything that change the world as we know it? I guess they'd have to be white though...

>>18471434
when you add "want" to your magic you are not worthy of the power