Could i trap a demon into a guitar and torture it into making the most darkest, evil metal ever conceived?
>>18464315
2edgy4me
>>18464315
Translation: I have no talent and am too lazy to practice.
I just want the most unique tone.
Get a JSX then.
The Beatles and Rolling Stones reportedly used Marijuana and sometimes LSD before they made some of their most popular songs.
>>18464544
The Tavistock institute manufactured the British invasion.
Get a better guitar thana fucking strat first of all.
And of course the genericly be at the crossroads at 3am
>metal
Jeezus Christ
>>18464315
It looks like you've harnessed all of your chromosomes into making the most autistic thread on /x/
>>18464315
You need the legendary pick of destiny
PIKA of Destiny what for??
To PIKA PIKA it in your Ash??
LITERALLY
J I I I E E E E E Z Z Z Z Z E E E S C H R Y S T
Give him his fugin MEDAL and burn /x/ once for all
>>18464946
Did you know Jack Black is a Jew? That was the only way that fat fuck made it so far. Jews discriminate against all nonJews, they believe Gentiles are to be slaves to Jews. So many Jews in Hollywood, they get plastic surgery and change their names to try to pretend to be normal humans, but they are just evil monsters.
>>18465050
APPROVED
>>18464946
Beat you to it
>>18464978
>>18465050
OH MY FUCKING G...oh this again
>>18464965
savage af
>>18464315
No demons. Can't trap something much stronger than yourself.
>>18464550
[citation needed]
>>18465050
Did you know that Jack Black is neither black nor a jack?
Mindblown.
Some 13 year old just watched Tenacious D for the first time
>>18465050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd7TtQu8WeU
>>18464322
is that true?
I'll help you out OP. But I agree with everyone that you're a weeny lol.
If unique tones is what youre looking for, look into pedals. different types, prices, brands, configurations, combinations. A little bit of technical information goes a long way too since youre gonna be working with electricity after all.
>>18464315
fucking kill yourself
>>18464315
Couple of problems with that one. Firstly, if a fucking dweeb like you could trap one, demons would hardly be the feared monsters of scripture would they? Secondly, they don't fucking exist you half-wit.
>>18464315
obvious bait, although ill bite.
unless you have massive amounts of talent bordering genius nothing supernatural gives the slightest shit about you sorry. Also bending demons to your will is impossible. Remember what you want you to do is not always what you're meant to do.
>>18465373
No. That guitar belongs to the gay dude from Metallica.
>>18464315
You could try but i dont think a demon can out do Nemertines...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCdeH7C_Zsk
2:24 for shityour pants
>>18465279
with that nose it's do wonder he could be Isha Goldberg or smth
>>18464946
that's not a strat in the OP...
no?
get a line 6 efeects board and turn the fagit dial up to 11. im sure thats the tone ur looking for op
>>18464334
I have a JSX.
I hate Satriani, but it's a great amp.
>>18464315
I can't even...You have no... I just.
What the fuck anon, demons (the real ones, not that goetic fiction) harness pain as power. If you trap one and want to hurt it for real in a way they don't like
Love the shit out of it. Give it universal love. Like throwing a toddler into the flames, they'll writh in pure agony.
>>18465695
Which one?
>>18466435
Nigger stole my joke but kek'd anyway
I used to live with a guy that burned sigils into his guitars. Not sure if he was trapping demons, but he did say that he was high on acid once and the demons of the guitars had different social dynamics with the others, that the guitars were spatting with each other...
You have to kill someone, trap their soul and use it to bait a demon then trap it. Satan will take the soul of the person you killed as a trade for the demon
Also OP, I'd much rather be summoned to play buttmetal for some edgy 16 year old and wind up in a pawn shop than to spend eternity in hell so the demon might cooperate
>>18464322
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent
>>18468983
That guy in the basement with the sigils tattooed an octupus on his leg because he felt shitty about me. I'm spooped.
>>18468985
i don't know what the fuck you're on about but i was making a spongebob reference
the guitar is only an amplifier, you need to trap the demon in the source, (the human) which i wouldnt recommend
>>18469010
I recommend it.
Get all full of demons until it's like dicks breaking out of swiss cheese.
>>18464322
kirk hammett has been using ouija board guitars for years
>>18464315
Demons can't play guitars. You'll hear a bunch of weird noise that some trippy crackhead off /x/ might enjoy, but I'm assuming better of you
>>18470984
Have you heard this sound before? Can you please describe the circumstance?
Sounds like the kind of music I might like.
>>18464315
Probably could for a very short time but then things would end very, very badly for you.
I.e if you attempt this in any way, shape, or form you're either dumb or brazen-balled but still better off just making a deal with a demon....
Which you should also not do.
Just learn to shred the old-fashioned way you lazy fuck.
>>18471048
No, I can't, because demons can't play guitar. I'm saying if a demon did possess your guitar it would probably just make weird noises.
>>18464315
Honestly, that sounds fucking badass
Trve Kvlt Black metal made with a Trvly Occvlt Gvitar
>>18471064
so kinda like this
https://youtu.be/UVvIOD4QVmI
>>18471215
Yes, probably like that guy who can't play guitar for shit apparently.
Was that you who made that video? If so then I appreciate and applaud the dedication.
>>18471306
yeah that's me. wanted to sound autistic as fuck
>>18471311
Good job because you did! Wow, never thought I'd be calling someone autistic in a good way.
>>18468985
Don't shoot the messenger