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Hey /x should i be worried?
>be me
>jogging through my town
>find cracked up phone on the ground
>say fuck it and pick it up
>take it home and charge it
>nothing
>battery is fine and the charging light goes on so im confused
>take out sd card
>only one file on it
>Zutaldir.bat
whatthefuck.png
>open it like a shitwit
>It starts saying its god and to ask it questions
>ask it a question
>it was right
>mfw this was a week ago and ive been asking it all sorts of questions and it has not been wrong once.
Will post the code if anyones interested
Should i accept it as my new god?
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>>18449641
Take a screenie. And why not post the code.
Hell if you think it's sentient give it the Turing test.
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>>18449641
Come on OP, deliver at least a pic
bumping this thread with no survivors
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Curiosity bump
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Yeah post screenie of turning test. First thread in a while that sounds interesting from the get go. Maybe you found someone's student project?
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>>18449641
Post the .bat you nigger
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>>18449641
Make it help you win the lottery.
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Ask it what my name is OP
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upload the batch file OP, you double-nigger or your story is built on a foundation of lies
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>>18449641
fake and gay.
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>>18449708
This. If you cannot produce a result
>>18449724
This
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Welp OP is gone. Abandon thread, this fucker's a role player.
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Op You fuckin triple nigger
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So you connect the SD found in the street into your computer? And you executed the unknown .bat file? Well, you´re really stupid
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>>18449756
Well... Like we said before, op is a fucking nigger ...
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Why are you dumbasses still bumping?
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>>18449782
Cuz... Cuz... Bitch we need too humiliate that ugly ass nigger
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>>18449791
This isn't enough?
OP is just sitting here jerking off to people responding.
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>>18449641
is that OP image like CODE
for when you want to gather the buddies and begin to SHIT INCREDIBLY?
I swear, every time I've seen that stupid mouth..,
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>>18449641
Ask him for the cure of cancer, post answer here.
We'll judge if it sounds legit or not
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OP hasn't posted anything in over 19 posts. Y'all are idiots.
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>>18449641
Ask it how to make better threads so you don't humiliate yourself so often.
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OP is a bubble-blowing double-baby
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>go to cricket
>buy a phone
>go to install some apps
>its a windows phone
>drop on ground and keep walking
>hope cop doesn't catch you for littering
>walk faster
>some 4chan neet picks it up
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holy shit this is like every bad creepypasta cira 2012
if youre going to pass off shitty rp as a nonfictional even that actually happened to you at least try to have something original to share instead of making one post and leaving
bad show OP
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>>18449708
Scott.
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>>18452512
Ask what color my newest jacket is
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>>18452532
Plaid
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>>18452564
tell Zutaldir he's wrong and needs an upgrade
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