I'm a dragon per Chinese Astrology, which is meant to be

>>18430808
maybe your life is so shit now, because later on it will be in fact great and without the shit part now. you wouldnt appreciate it in the ways you should

Because Astrology isn't real you idiot.

>>18430808
impusliveness.

>>18430844
Dubs confirm

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>>18430808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LstIgtkEe50

Conversely, greatness is a meme. It's your life. You can find solace, peace and brotherly companionship in a monastery if you want.

Define a "shit life"; define a "great life" and you'll be half way towards the root of your discontent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISenpl1R94

you birthday has nothing to do with sucsess, if you believe otherwise you are mentally retarded

>>18430928
t. pisces rat

>>18430808
you put to much stock in others magical systems. fuck them

im a chicken in chinese astrology and a crab in western. both are food. i doubt im tasty

Get your natal chart and I'll attempt to read. Keep in mind I'm a novice at this.

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>>18430981
Is this what you need?

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>>18431149
pls send hlep

I just read my supposed natal chart and theres a lot of confirmation bias going on. I've never trusted this stuff

I wish it were true because dragon aries should make me warren buffet

>>18430844
this
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>>18430808
the universe was being ironic when you were born

I have sleep paralysis multiple times a month. I often see a shadow figure at the bottom of my bed, or in a doorway near my bed while im paralysed. This usually happens when i half wake from lucid dreaming. Anyone else see this?

>>18431217
ive had sleep paralysis about 3 times

its no big deal after the first time. no hallucinations though, i just get stuck in my mind trying to make my fingers move

>>18430808
>Aries
>Great

Fucking Leo is the greatest, all the others signs can suck my meaty Lion cock.

>>18431278
hey everyone we've got an underage faggot here

>>18431278
Hows middle school

>aries
you will have to discipline yourself and rely on your own stregnth to improve your life. all being aries means is that you have great potential. like everyone. you have to harness it though - simplify your life and trust your gut.

>>18430808
I'm a rat and a sagittarius, we'd make a perfect love match ;)

Seriously though, the stars, the planets and other natural forces affect our reality, but they do not fundamentally determine anything. You are the one who makes the decisions in your life, regardless of the circumstances you find yourself in. In the end it is up to you if your life ends up shitty, search for the answer within yourself first.

Also, every sign has both positive and negative characteristics. There are no "good" or "bad" signs; again, it is up to you where you end up and what you and your life becomes.

>>18431942
>>18431978
When insulted the non-Leo scum come running to the defense.

>>18430808
Because while you might have a big ego, you're too much of a chicken shit to actually try to attempt to change or work for things in your life. Sure, you might give a few half-hearted attempts, but you never give it your all, and expect luck to just make things work out in your favor.

PROTIP: it won't. Get off your ass and start grinding like a madman to get to where you want to be.

>>18430808
I think only your character is supposed to be great. I'm an Dragon Aries too and I don't feel special.

>>18430808
Aries/Dog here (if we are to identify ourselves by these categories), I would like to help you with your problem but I do not have the solution you seek.

>>18430808
Because astrology determines aspects of your character, not aspects of your life.

>>18430844
This.

OP belongs in this board.

>>18430808
>I'm a dragon per Chinese Astrology, which is meant to be great
The Chinese Zodiac is more complicated than simply animals. You have an element associated with the specific year you were born in a 60 year cycle as well as a secret inner animal associated with the hour of birth.

I'm a Fire Tiger born in the Hour of the Dragon, reflected well in my passionate nature and my interest in the occult I keep hidden from others in mundane life.

There's over 8000 possible combinations, and get rather specific in description compared to the generic churnout of personalities from the Western Zodiac.

>>18433446
That sounds as bullshitty as the "moon in taurus, venus in leo etc" kind of shit. Those are just fake as fuck add-ons to make astrology more appealing for the special snowflakes who dont see themselves reflected in their sun sign so they need to make overcomplicated shit up like some bad anime plot that doesnt feel its deep enough

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>>18433465

aquarius in leo plz stop.
We know howto sell stuff this way.

>>18433446
bro, where can I get the complete thing? I'm tiger-wood(s).

>>18431217
Yeah dude, I had that too. You need to manage your stress levels better and your diet better.

>>18431278
Yeah, but it's more fun to be a Sagittarius. Leos waste their life on drama and sag's just travel, learn, and enjoy their lives.

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I'm a Aquarius dragon. I think the consensus for my type is you either make it big and change the world or fail and kill yourself. there's no in between