>make deal with demon to get a shit ton of gold >use gold

Genius

>>18404110
this is so stupid it's almost clever

>OP thinks demons are snails

>>18404110
Mate, all that hassle and you broke even... May as well not have bothered, but a salt ring around the Earth seems like a cool idea.

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>>18404310

>>18404310
lmao

>>18404110
Demon:
>Oh, a ring around the center of the planet, and *only* at the equator
>Darn it, now I'll have to go 10 miles out of the way to get in

>>18404326

No, we got a whole planet worth of fresh water now. 10/10 no one thirsts again

>>18404336
well until the population drinks it dry in 600 years or so.

>>18404552

Well the fact that we just launched pretty much all the worlds salt into space means we wont need to drink quite as much

>>18404110
So stupid it might actually work.

>>18404110
Wouldn't all salt water fish die in the process?

>>18404606
Piss off Al Gore

>>18404621

I'm being super cereal and nobody listens. Guh.

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>>18404329
>Implying salt will stop a demon.
>Implying the demon ever left earth and didn't just turn itself into the gold it gave you.

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>>18404110
>make deal with demon to get a shit ton of gold
>use gold to fund filtering salt out of entire ocean
>use remaining funds to launch salt into orbit
>salt forms ring around the earth
>when demon comes back to fuck you up, it can't get pass salt circle

OP sits down to watch Supernatural while every living thing on earth dies of hyponatraemia (salt deficiency).

After all ANIMAL life on earth dies solar winds blow 50% of salt ring back onto planet, poisoning all soil and then which kills all PLANT life as well.

Demon laughs at human ingenuity.

>>18404941
So we was demons all along?

>>18404941
>salt deficiency
Do you really need that much salt to live?

Also we would probably find a way to make synthetic salt.

>>18405075
>Also we would probably find a way to make synthetic salt.
im not 100% but im pretty sure most table salt is already synthetic

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>>18404941
>>18405075
>>18405093
come on guys, get your facts straight.
Salt mines exist, and are more than enough to support life.
The actual problem of having the ocean with no salt is that a shit ton o' fishes'll die, also coastal plants.

Salt can be made from other molecules, but that costs way more than mining.

Also, underwater salt mines would re-salt ocean in decades. Also you'd sink in ocean more easily because of lack o' salt.

>>18405103
>taking this thread seriously when its clearly a meme

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>>18405112
>tfw a guy doesn't know that pretending to take a meme srsly is a meme

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David Icke - Saturn Isn't What You Think It Is Either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKS2e3-z2js&list=PLdev4TNKEHlbVcbiSHpIa3Tkkszaw7p8o

>>18404656
All ocean life will die industries relying on sea life will collapse. We would probably be ok maybe I really don't know but yeah shit would all die.

>>18405114

But it didn't have Milhouse.

>>18404110
Wait, I thought all the post election liberal tears did that already?

>>18404110
it's call the sheboygan shuffle
oldest trick in the book

>>18404941
solar wind does not work that way.
it's force is applied equally in all directions with respect to the rotating reference frame of your orbit at different times.

the only thing that could bring the salt down would be interactions with the upper edge of the atmosphere.
that too would cease to be a significant effect if you launched to geosynk.