i was born with a gift. Sometimes I hated it, now I don't.

gieb monei

I want to have £20k profit post tax within 2 months

>>18392979
i want to have better luck with the ladys

>>18392993
you would'nt. sorry

>>18393011
get a fancy haircut, act cool. spend money on the girls.

>>18393013
Fuck you, cunt

really?

Turn me into a god that can't directly interact with the mortals.

>>18392979
I want people to notice my music is good

https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

>>18392979
What's the price of this help?

I want to be able to connect to people, make friends and in generally have people enjoy spending time with me.
Can you do that?

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>>18392979
i want jesus to help me in a way to find small job for rent so i can be indpendant and focus only on knowledge so i can help people around me not getting trolled by childish satan's plans in general

>>18392979
can you please end my financial troubles??please,I don't know if I can't take this any longer...

i wanna start the most successful asteroid mining company

I just want to be well off so I don't need to worry about finances for me and my family until the day I die. Doable OP?

>>18392979
Money.

>>18392979
Who are you? How you do that? Im curious OP

>>18393179
Mah Nigga.

Let's go into business together.

>>18392979

By what power do you do this?

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Tell me op. will my ventures in freelance entertaining remain fruitful?

>>18392979

I want to be successful and happy.

>>18392979
i should kill myself?

>>18392979
i want to win the jackpot at eurojackpot

>>18393285
sure thing bruh

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>>18392979
I sincerely want your gift to be real, for you to use it wisely, and for me to have the exact same gift.

>>18393916
Likewise.
I also want to be as close to her as i possibly can, for i believe that will make the world happy.

>>18392979
I sincerely wish the internet has your gift. I sincerely wish your gift can be understood, taught and mastered.
I wish you can share this gift with those in need of it, through the internet.
I hope this post does what i think it 'll do.

>>18392979
I wish this postnumber ends with 7.
>777
Jackpot

>>18392979

>For the next hour I will try to answer you future wishes.

See the problem with your "power" is that you can't actually answer any of our wishes because we're all anonymous. You have no names, no addresses, no nothing to pin point it to the person asking the question.

It's like if you found an ancient coin and it was stamped with "500 B.C." which is a forgery, a fake, because you can't get a coin that's been stamped with "Before Christ" on it because he wasn't alive when the coin was stamped.

You see. It's a fallacy, you can't answer any of our questions or problems.

That's the sad thing.

>>18393916
>>18394091
6+1=7

>>18394092
The internet knows your IP adres.
If the internet has this gift it can infinitely apply it across the internet.

Will my chronic stomach pain every stop, even without painkillers?

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I want to be not gay

>>18394103
I declare the internet has this gift.
The godly wish fulfilling internet = The Funky Jellyfish
Android And The Funky Jellyfish = Jesus and The Internet

>>18394105
crons?

>>18394103

But that doesn't give them anything concrete to work with.

I wish to be more tough

>>18394114
Your Twitter
Your Facebook
Your Instagram
Way of typing.
General style.
Things you like/love/hate.

>>18394123
Even your shitposting.

Lets see, Selfish Wish would be to open some goddamned master pieces from Packs of Kaladesh.

Less Selfish but still selfish would be for my Older sister to join my family and I on Christmas morning for Breakfast.

>>18392979
how do I become content with life?

>>18394137
Acceptance of life.

>>18392979

I don't really believe you, however I hope you'll take my wish.

I wish to be able to veer away from my preminitions. No matter what I do, they always happen; I've even gone above and beyond the normal instances that would lead up to them; however they end up happening regardless.

>>18393060
First sensible question in this thread

can i haz $500000

>>18392979
Yo gimme a nice girl and/or big money thanks man

>>18392979
Rolllin for an athletic gf

>>18392979
i'd like to have 23.6 Million euros bliz thx bai

>>18394168
For free forever for everything .
4u

>>18394200
There is no such thing as free. You role-playing djinn wannabe

I wish to curse the antichrists that are already cursed because I'm redundant in word like them except for the intent behind meaning and utter hatred for their downfall is as sweet to me as the sweetest honey dew of the sweetest morning touching the tips of the sweetest blades of grass. I cannot wait until they dissolve in vats of acid and the world is rid of their utter cancer :) it will be so good :) I will it.

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>>18392979
OP here.

I was just fuckin with yall. Just seeing how many of you stupid fucks actually believed this bs

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>>18392979

212?

>>18394229

Scaredy pants. God hears all. Aha. Good luck heathen.

>>18394229

Going down down. Way underground.

i wanna be a cute girl

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>>18394229
hey man you think this is a fuckin game

I'll tell you what though the lizard people enforcement squads know who you are they know where you are and they're on to you

you're living out your last days on this world now kiddo and soon you'll pay the ultimate price

the ultimate price for the ultimate crime: lying on the internet

maybe you shoulda thought before posting lies on this hallowed forum. But you didn't. And now you've fucked it. Good luck against the shadow masters, kiddo. Maybe if you're lucky they won't rip your liver out first. Asshole.

research WTC7 and its me big money bong rips obama over and out

>>18394241

You shall be cut.

>>18394247

>i piss myself scared

>I don't know what i'm into

You will know! Paloe!

>>18394247

Brain like a prune. wah wah. Swizzle. Mirror wave.

>>18394249
ill cut your dick off :)

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>>18394236
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>>18394263

Is that a weight upon your ankle? Hows your breathing?

Oh Lord I think I'm SINKING.

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>>18394234
.
.
II
XII
II

>>18394279

>Mu mystery

I'll drown you and bleed your throat and you won't know where it stops because it doesn't stop for you.

>>18392979

OP, I require a small Germanic nation similar to Lichenstien, where and make an economy
based apon anime and hot pockets
Sincerely, King Anon

>>18394289

It's yours for the small price of falling asleep.

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>>18394286

∩||

>>18394301

+ 1 + 7 + 6 + 15 = hello enjoy your home

>>18394304

+18

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>>18394303

bibliothecæ
læpfrogging

I was born retarded
It sucks
11=01
420=888
To infinity and beyond

>>18394323

I'm two stepping, I'm two steppin in the same place, someone help me, no1 will help me, when the time comes, for i was selfish as my gathering was, looking our for themselves, woe is woe to me.

I try magick, lol, my will to master, my master hates me, will to my master...oh wait...

LOL (polly in my pocket)

>>18394336
Let's debate about ur master ;-))))
im special ed

+1=101=mc2=zeke

>>18394340
My cheeks split like atoms

>>18394339

My master wouldn't give me an ear. Such a sinner for I am.

>>18394343

You will know how to truly split, don't worry.

>>18394344
Real Tees move in silence like lastna

>>18394354

I don't think they do retard lol.

>>18394366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPy-5jmoiE

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>>18394343

leXicologies
logIstIcally

>>18392979
I've got a meeting coming up this week, please ensure it goes well.

>>18394398
Make sure to drink Ensure
I'm sure of it

>>18394396

Magnesium burns SO well. it sparkles and shines as it diminishes in a snap of a moment. Quite brilliant.

>>18394390

>youtube

lol

>>18394218
>role player
you ask this nigga anything and your his property.

>>18394422
Well I'm glad I'm the only sane motherfucker around here then

>>18394422

You talking of Djinn and We gettin real.

Truth be you can't believe in Djinn and His Lord and.

>>18394417
l=1
Algebra 101

>>18394447

-=_
Hazeckita089

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>>18392989
>>18392993
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>>18394398

maXimization
SATiSFACTiON

Say "how sweet the truth is" 12 times; so it shall be.

>>18394454
+=-
$$$
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ETy-x94cr8

>>18394458

+1 & 8 = U

Stars in my black hole, gravity divine, crawling in yo butt creeks, supping into mine. Nom Nom.

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>>18394463

I can honestly see why Crowley had so much fun fucking with y'all. This good.

>>18394465
Amazing
I strangle Boa constrictors
Then I feed them to my snake

>>18394471

muh spoopy image!

>>18394477

In mother russia..

>>18394487
I like doping my bears with xanax gel tabs
Keeps them from feeling green
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFf7mNAEDI

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>>18394477

1st rock, feel the burn of the light, 2 rocks later, fucked

>>18394496

Man you so dope you a tazoey. Yellow, purple, teal; beets.

>>18394504
I'm perpetually stoned
Permanently fucked by entropy

>>18394504

>ur first sexual experience

>>18394508
Call me heyzeus El Guapo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6OCwE8gPho
lel

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>>18394508

cLose, but missing 1, hope you find what you need 2 Be.

>also urs burn

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thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

B connections 1
L established 2

>>18394538
Looks like a sweet pair of tighty whities in the middle

>>18392979
Money please... also will i fuck gabriela someday?

Walking round this merry-go-round, Oh I love this shit that I found

DO DO DUH DOH!

Hands and knees in the grass, searching for pearls oink oink. bbq bbq bbq

All I find is turd so I eat that do do duh do do do

How will my relationship be?

>>18394561

Awful.

I wanna be in my relationship until death and for ever and for neither of us to loose love or interest or cheat

>>18394568

Oh it will loose.

>>18394568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ9Ve5rPe0M

Who is my true love?

>>18394583

Normalization thou zombie, deal wit it heathen.

>>18394587
What's that mean

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>>18394545

1st part completed and sealed. 2nd part is divination, which isn't known.

(It is far easier to change the future than predict it, generally)

I wish to win the jackpot on the next scratch card I buy

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>>18394602

judged nonBeneficiary.
path finding given instead, enjoy your journey, it wiLL be worth it.

>>18394591

It means 716 OOGABOOGA LOZER MAGICK is what you choze

>>18394617
What does that mean anon

>>18394601

Yo I send mine to you personally fatso.

>>18394617

Judged cringeworth.

Financial luck can will bring misfortune. Luck manifests in many forms. God will test you with wealth, which is gained by the exploitation of the man-hours of what you'd call the less fortunate and most despised.

At the same time, every time you lose a scratchcard, the worthy, in need, or the tested wins.

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>>18394626

You lucked out, and didn't get monkey pawed, don't worry it's good.

>>18394652
Am I only aloud 1 wish anon?

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>>18394656

The best wish you could make right now is unknown to you, but arriving.

>>18394652

You however are pawed.

>>18394674

Hung again for the mockery of St. Peter.

>>18394678
I thought you said I wasn't pawed?

>>18392979
I want a gf

>>18394690

The arrogance of immunity would roam like a hungry beast consuming the rotting flesh of brothers. Would you?

>>18394700
No

>>18394708

Don't answer me, liable to the lies of tongue. Answer to God who actually sees all and judges harshly when you take advantage of His children.

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>>18394714

To think one can avoid the light, to mistake ignorance for power.

>>18394830

Your jugular is slight & crimson red. Stoke embers you shall be forgotten fatso.

*whoosh* wait for it.

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>>18394843

the fire Burnt the fat, the ashes fLy free, connected and dismissed. scorched earth, thoughts.

Ye, happy thought & grammar keep you safe

lel

I wanna be a millionaire!

Much love, thank you and goodnight.

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Did yu fuck a goat yet lads?

>>18394870

Goodnight sad whore.

So happy without you you wouldn't believe it

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>>18394868

always check misspellings/weird writing for coDes. Some people here go to weIrd lengths to penetrate you mind with their own will, weird fuCKS. COME ON YOU need to pay closer attention.

>>18394900

mfw you fat out a turd.

https://archive.is/GdWdO

>>18394900

You got poopy butt girl or boy.

>>18392979
Will I ever have sex with a beautiful woman?

http://archive.is/2016.12.05-020943/http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10338138

>>18394911

if you have to ask that question the answer is no,

Stick to ur poop butt.

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>>18394911

No, but after you come out of the closet, you'll end up with a hot and rich guy... better than 17 of the people in this thread.

>>18394924

You'll make it bro don't worry. Know you love you 1213. Be excited.

>>18394924

ps I heard you got good luck comin your way.

What will happen between he and I? I really hope something good happens... Even though I have no reason to think he doesn't like me...

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>>18394934

Everything will work out, positivity resounds.
L sum +1^2i?

Hey, im just a tryin failin ipending tidal wave,and I don't know what to do but panic or chill...

I feel like a dark cloud is following me and raining all the time, and when it isn't raining it says 'Im gonna rain'.

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>>18394954
>>18394954

Concentrate on anything, until you have a sum total that is greater than you + the point of concentration.

>>18392979
I want to wake up in the world of my dreams.

I try to pretend like i'm loved but it doesn't feel like I am, god damn it mek me sad.

>>18394965

Concentrate on your butt crease you dirty ass hole.

>>18394965

Yo dude your butthole stinks.

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>>18394967

Give your past selves unconditional loves, regardless of what they(you) did; then give your future selves unconditional love, regardless of what they(you) will do. It'll create a temporal loop. Can't half ass it(or it will fizzle), but it's amazingly effective if you can manage it(and becomes increasingly easy as you work on it).

>>18394982

So wisdmomous tell me where did you learn your great wisdom? Not a lemonade stand...

We have gotten so close and I feel like my heart is going to burst about it. I think he feels the same way. I am scared of feeling this way. I am scared of giving so much of myself to someone else.

I'ma juggling lemons shoulda joined the cirque de lay, im just as useless should aoined as winter in may.

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>>18394991

Quantum thought.

You might want to relax your shoulders more, the tensions could be really bad in a few years.

I want 1,000$ in cash and I want everyone in my family to smoke weed, just to chill things out

>>18395034

I'm bored of games. Just gonna traight out zuzu you now. ZUZU.

What's going on?

Nothing,,

Oh I got zuzu'd. Damn.

>>18395036

Muh Aleister Crowley wdnt hurt me a good guy.

Should try to fite on cos my fat is fat and pork is lean, don't know where i go or whatever i mean. hehehe.

>>18395036
That sounds el fuego pedro
$1000 in pesos would be nice

>>18395049

My whore asks a little less than that. dont be greedy.

His dick is like less than 2 inch. She pretends every time.

>>18395052
>:(

please help me become anorexic

Don't fuck wit my head black boi.

can I get the ability to make objects move with my mind at will? Please? you can empty my bank account i dont care as long as i get this.

desu a black man would sleigh her better than I, I admit it now.

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>>18395040

1st try to the nuLL, for charity to the dull. 2nd verse will reverse, third on far worse.

Pray to the Lord she slayed by a black man.

I try all myy black magic but my dick is still small as a pin. Lord pray for gun legislation or even sodomy that I may hold a 12 gun instead.Why Lord.

>>18395080

It is only the good thing to do. Thankyou Lord.

I can never understand what is happening anymore
I don't know what state of existence I'm in at all

>>18392979
Will I ever meet ayyy lmaos?

>>18395122

Right? It's like 911 are illegal..

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gates are open fuLLy
wiLL granted
for next 12 hours
Beneficiated Localization

||X (if i see a similar post later, I'll open the pathways again. enjoy wishes) X||

>>18395157

4 ur butthole?

Man u go pubey hairs near ur bothole.

>>18395162

I gave a good curse to the previous butthole, but if you've butthole and not ashamed you join and are welcome with my friends Mohamed & Jesus Christ.and forget try hards,

>>18395156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_71q5lVEjc
Alas, Babylon

>>18392979
I want to be financially stable for the rest of my days.

>>18395157
I wish to be together with my family and the girl I love again.

>>18393053
you've got style man
pro musician here

>>18393053
>https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/gotti-prod-by-dmiller
I enjoy this one in particular
What's 9+10?
666

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>>18395221
>>18395278

aLL
things
wiLL
be
judged
don't
worry
you
already
passed
relax
enjoy

>>18395303
o-ok. do i need to do anything?

>>18395350
Grind and hustle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6RWvkRCXOQ

>>18395303
I have double OC balls
I'm nuts

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>>18395370

>>18392979
Bring me the power I seek.

I do not want to die a virgin

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>>18395350

aLign with the fLow of the universe.
don't stand stiLL.
aLLow fulfiLLment.

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>>18395157
The girl in my class, the one I haven't mustered up the courage to talk to yet. There are only 3 class meetings left. I'd really like something meaningful to come of it, and I feel deeply that it's very important that I meet her, it's just a matter of taking that step. All I need is a little push in that direction, or guidance on if this is the path I need to take (or am already on.)

Thank you.

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>>18395481
gates are open,
caLL it By name

>>18395482
aLLude long wait
increase the odds

>>18392979
I want to pass all my finals

Help me spirit man

>>18395511
>>18395511
>>18395511

>long wait?
so I am fucked...

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||X(note: I'm not OP, OP was a faggot, someone here deserved help; enjoy aLL)X||

>>18395511
I have called it. I will be back to tell you if it comes. Or maybe you'll just hear about it on the news.

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>>18395535
>Or maybe you'll just hear about it on the news.
anon what are you up to

make him love me moreee :)

>>18392979

You know /div/ exists and you could be posting there right?

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>>18395523

INCREASE YOUR PROBABILITY!
(ask random people out that you think are cute, the odds are stacked in your favor now; I'm telling you this, because your current path is going to take a LLONG time, change timelines just a little by increasing the odds;like I said I've already stacked the odds in the favor for everyone in this thread. Sorry if that sounded rude, your a nice person, and I don't want you to wait that long(wow)...)

(for everyone on here; If you increase your chances of your wish happening, it'll happen sooner than later. Even if I stack the dice, 1/12 odds are better than 1/8,916,100,448,256. That's not just how "magic" works, that's how everything works, cause/effect. Hope that made sense, I ramble when I'm not actively connected)

>>18395572
Hey, just wanted to let you know I'm still here
>>18395508 (Just in case you missed me)
Any information to guide me would be greatly appreciated.

>>18395490
Im not certain what you mean. Is it me that is stopping this. I feel like Ive done all I can. Do I just be and wait? sigh

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>>18395585

Be honest

odds are stacked,
be confident in your resoLve
you have the edge

Be ALphA

I want to find a way to apotheosis or similar results.

>>18395600
Thank you, noted!
;^)

>>18395614

Monkey Paw Warning: you die.

because of possible karmic liability, I'm purposefully putting a delay on fulfillment until you reach your scripted death.

What will be the name of my first love?

>>18395629
I just want to find the way...
My heart needs my cat back

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>>18395652

in order

Look to nature
find what is reaL
find your center
find BaLance

>>18395572

I am in a double negative situation as far as my sexual/romantic life is concerned. I have spent so much time focusing on my career that my social life has suffered.

so Maybe i just need to even the odds by balancing my schedule to fit more non work-related things into my life? aNy feedback would be appreciated thanks..


And how do i get over this feeling i am unloveable and ugly? even though im not physically ugly...I feel like people judge me because i am a graphic artist and society sees it as immature, maybe it is just my mind...

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>>18395665

ego reversed,
cowards vanity,
afraid to be foolish,
to people not watching.

reLease the ego hidden by many mask, love yourself as you wish to love others, and then aLLow the world to do the same.

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>>18395632

This isn't /div/, sorry.

I am at a crossroads in my life, I turn 30 next year and I absolutely loathe what I have become.
There's one thing that brings me joy and that is playing music with some people.

I am ready to abandon everything to make a life as a successful Musician and everything that comes with it, give me what I need.

I wish that me and my parents will move back to our home town this month

Will someone ever love me ?

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>>18396053
Jesus and your mom love you. Anything more is gravy.

Turning 30 in a little month. Haven't achieved anything successful with my crappy life. Please help me Bro, i'm starting to be a little depressed.

>>18392979
I wish for wishes to be sentient and infinite.

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>>18396322
>>18396312

something extra special is planned for you two, praise the coming days.

>>18396053

someone does now, work on perception.

>>18395996

THings are now set in motion, time frame replies on a few variables tHough; be acTively patient.

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>>18392979
Hi, want to make huge fortune that I can potentially be able to be where I want, when I want, to have be able buy any place to settle there experiments and learn new things.
Want to find some neat knowledge and secrets really soon, this or in next year. To be able come out of all my problems and routines, and start to live the way I want.

>>18392979
Hi I am trying to reach the greatest goal that a man can reach. I think im almost there but I keep delaying. Can you tell me if I will ever get there or how soon?

>>18396053
Hanz - get out.

>>18397143
Bump, please don't delete this thread.

Hey if you can, make something good for me too :)

I am 26yrs old, and my life seems to be very boring. I nees something that really inspires me. If you can make it happen, please try. But I won't judge if it will not work :)

>>18392979
There are things I am passionate about that I want to do, but everything I do leads me further away from them.
Any advice?

>>18392979
Will I be a comfy neet?

Will I get back with my girlfriend? If I wish to get over her and find a new girl that loves me back

>>18392979
Let me test your abilities. Who am I? What is my name? If you can't answer that: what will I have for dinner tomorrow?

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>>18397143

Odds are stacked, present fate with an opportunity, and fate will deliver.

>>18397154

Don't limit yourself to man. Look to become more, not restrained by mortality.
Time is the vehicle to your destination, not the duration, embrace change.

>>18397168

Life can be too boring, at times. Learn to fix it, with the spark that tells you it's wrong.

>>18397171

Your priorities are at odds with your true intentions, find mental stillness. Synchronize will.

>>18392979
I wish for my ex to love me again

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>>18397200

This isn't /div/, I'm stacking probability and sniffing out lines of fate(time lines); not predicting futures. Mechanically this is done by combining unorganized will/energy into positive results(combined will, even if weak, is amazingly powerful).

You will see symbol of 12, fortune will smile; but if you deny the gifts, they shall be returned. Your mind needs to open.

>>18395490
>>18395590
>>18397267
Um....did I miss something? i am not sure what I should be doing here. any help?

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>>18397222

Monkey Paw warning: manipulating how someone feels about you will lead to disaster(if you see someone offering to do this for you, it's probably a trap, walk away). Ask fate to find the perfect match for you; it sounds like a technical difference, but the results are a world apart(and if it truly was "meant to be" with you and the person, it'll still work).

Relax, breath, and allow the strongly favorable outcome that's coming your way.

>>18397267
Our Lady of Pain.
Return of our Lord.
Asmodeus killed a god...
I need his name back.

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>>18397321

"Gods" can't be killed, they can only change forms through transient states of being, such as this one.

>>18397335
A forced transition would be considered a killing.
The deal was if all of humanity could worship the god, the god could reclaim his place if he remembered his name. Asmodeus erased all memory of the god, and his name. I am not asking for you to tell me of the name, unless you know. I am asking for you to assist me along the path.

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>>18397342

If something doesn't exist anymore in this universe, where should you look? Obviously the void, the primordial darkness from which all creation flows, warped by the winds of constant change, where infinite possibilities resonate, within the emptiness all that is hidden resides.

Look beyond framework of time and space, into the deeper well of infinity.

>>18397370

lol

>>18392979

I want Courtney.

>>18392979
May I please come up on a large sum of legal non cursed American dollars? 100k+? Thank you

>>18392979
Should I continue my faith in Buddhism?

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>>18392979
Money ($30,000)
An 8 in dick Thick
and to make my current /fit/ goal
or fuck it and give me your gift or knowledge of it

>>18392979
Just give me a qt gf.

>>18397491
Find the essence of faith- get to the root of it.

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>>18397491

Definitely a good starting point but don't be afraid to branch out; once rooted.

>>18392979
How I can find peace

>>18397563
I want my gang stalking to stop.

>>18397588
>>18397563
we're not going to stop until you give us want we want, but you already new that, right?

>>18397618
and what it is?

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>>18397503
ok cool don't respond to my post or anything

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>>18397588

That's part of a mucH larger systematic problem.
It is being fixed by the 8, rejoice.

>>18392979
show me a sign of light.

>>18392979
You know what i want?

CIA

>>18397503
wow I have that exact body except a little hairless

I ask for nothing but to please God in any way I can.

>>18397618
But if I give it up I will have nothing to live for.

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>>18397699

once wiLL is aligned with the aLL, life becoMes a Natural art. enjoy.

>>18392979
Will she ever be with me?

There's a girl I really like. But she has a boyfriend. Nevertheless, I have decided to reveal to her my feelings. I expect no miracles to happen, but will the outcome be positive or negative? Are the higher power(s) in favor of my actions?

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>>18397731

trutH is always favored.

Are my spirits real?

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>>18397755

spirits are the part of THougHTs that exist beyond, and echo experience.

confident yes

>>18397718
sleep tight

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>>18395130
Nobody answered.

>>18392979
I wish I had the ability to interact with other people in a less autistic manner

>get off 4chan lololo

Yea yea

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>>18397904
>>18395130

ever is a long time, essential all things will happen within ever.

also think more ED, less ET,
ET doesn't care to, not yet

>>18392979
when will stop being virgin great spirits?????

>>18397939
ED?

Desperation, certainly is a stinky cologne. He was right about that.

I just want her to give me another chance

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>>18397958

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>>18397969

cHange who you are
for yourself, not her
then try again reneweD

>>18397285
o-ok. nevermind i guess. thanks anyway

>>18392979 (OP)

I crave knowledge of the Extraordinary! As in nearly unrestricted power - also known as Magic, will this become true? Will I learn of the world beyond the Mundane? Then create a world to my liking and live in it?

Or am I going to be stuck here and be a hopeful pisser.

There is a particular girl Im interested in and have been involved with her for a while but its on and off, I want to know if it will work out?

I want to know if Im going to do something great with my life, I dont want to know what it is, just whether or not Im going to achieve something.

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tell me the hidden message that is in this picture and i might believe you are special

>>18392979
I'd like my boyfriend to get better, and get the help he needs to get a job, so he does not feel so much like a failure (witch I don't find him to be)

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>>18399200

I want her back

I want to know what happiness is and be able to spread positivity.

I want a lot of residual income, and at the present moment I do want to have a lot of excess cash to get me out of debt.

I want everything I wanted to come true

>>18392979
I want to get back in touch with that one girl who I talked to in Junior year with the big tits.

>>18392979
make me galactic emperor please

>>18392979
My father died of brain cancer this year, leaving my already poor mother in debt. I work my ass off, but I am also poor as fuck and I can't help her.

Could magic help my family?

>>18392979

I would like to get nudes from some of my (ex) students. Will my wish be granted?
Yes, I will post them here.

>>18392979
I want my kidneys to heal, If u cant just get a successful dead-donor transplant that will last at least 20 years, k? thx

Kill yourself

>>18392979
I want to be happy, experience a rich life and find peace-

>>18400907
If to complex to achive, I want a nord Stage piano 2. Or to vbe hired to play piano in a band that pay me monthly

>>18392979
make me the most powerful human on earth