A vast, intergalactic, being has arrived at earth, and announced

"Will I be the first to be eaten?"

>>18380493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctK1aoWuqY

>>18380493
Earth contains gluten.

>>18380493

I got nothing, recommend some A1 with its human steak

>>18380493
I'd say it looks like huge pussy and its a good day to die

>>18380493
why the fuck would galactus even ask us if we have anything to offer?
This is like sitting down at lunch and asking your hamburger if it has anything to offer before its eaten

>>18380506

it's not specifically galactus, pics just an example.

Eh, go for it.

>>18380493
"This is dumb."

>>18380510
i hate how marvel decided to make galactus a fucking cloud.
I fucking hate how all marvel movies is just one big ad for another movie

>>18380493
Sweet Chilli Doritos.

"mars said some shitty things about you"

"We'd owe you one."

>>18380493
Me: "How do you keep a vast intergalactic being who is also an idiot from devouring my world?"
VIB: "How?"
Me: "I'll tell you tomorrow"

>>18380493
"Knock Knock"

We had a shitty run, but check these dubs

We can make chocolate.

I like tuttles

We would be SO fucked

>>18380493
Nigga they're just trying to see the next episode of "Single Female Lawyer"

>>18380504
Lee and Perrins is better

>>18380493
There are billions and trillions of other planets, fuck off space cunt.

>>18380493
I'm not finished masturbating.

>Fuck off space niggers

You will get aids

>>18380498

underrated

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>>18380493
I'd get shwifty, with the jam.

I've come to bargain

"oooh yeaaaaaaah, it time to get schwiftyyyyy, time to get schwiftyyyyy in hereeeee, time to get schwifty! Oh oooh, it's schwifty time today. take of your pants and your panties! Shit on the floor, time to get schwifty in here! I'm Mr bulldog!"

>>18380493
We have spicy memes.

i for once welcome my new space over lord

"if you kill us all, we will all be able to keep watching anime in heaven, but you, as an immortal being, will have none of it."

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>>18380493
>what do you say
Go ahead, make my day.
>tfw might makes right

>>18380562
That's the only positive thibg about that atrocious movie, dumbass.
Why a fucking planet devouring entity wpuld be anthropomorphic?

We're riddled with STD's and cancer causing radiation. We're more dangerous to devour than green aids infested bush meat.

>>18380493
Earth has salmonella

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>>18380493
If you eat planet Earth now, you never find out which 15 celebrities have aged horribly (with pics).

you're waifu an shit

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>>18380493
I say check this
Rebirth = renaissance

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>>18382428
Ayy lmao to the rescue
Osiris was from them...

>>18380493
We are advancing technologically at an exponential rate, soon we will spread across the galaxy as conquerors.
Imagine if you were to spare us how much more food we could amass for you to devour.
So I say to you, leave us alone for a few thousand years and we will have a planet ready precisely to your liking, and a few thousand years after that we will have repared another for you, why eat moderately good once immediately when you could eat like a king indefinitely if only you wait a bit?

>>18380493
Where is the Silver surfer when you need him?

>>18382350
right, a massive creature just devoted earth and you're still convinced there's a heaven....
10 billion people suddenly appear at the pearly gates all at once. and Gods like " woops, shouldn't have made THAT thing"

>>18380493
its about time you showed up. we have been sacrificing animals for a while so you would come and eat the world knowing if you dont get here soon we would kill everything

its the entire reason we have had followers of different faiths do it nice and slow. make a spectacle of it. the pageantry wasnt required but it kept every ones spirits high

because we didnt want to kill more than was needed for you to get the picture we took our time. many generations have wasted food and looked like nut jobs for your glory

the least you can do is savor each bite and let the non believers know there is nothing they can do as you consume this world. maybe pause once and a while a belch if you want

>>18382453
Right up there with Santa Claus and the Tooth fairy. Two steps forward, five steps back.

>>18380493
>It has fallen on you to convince this eldritch being of our case, what do you say?

"Suck my dick you big faggot fuck you ain't gunna eat shit from my asshole"

>>18382453
>a massive creature just devoted earth and you're still convinced there's a heaven....

This is a totally hypothetical scenario and the world wasn't actually devoured by some h.p. lovefag monster you buttboy

"This place is riddled with yucky life. Why would you? Think of all those disgusting DNA and stuff."

or

Find a way to communicate with it, and gather all the greatest storytellers on earth. Tell it the GOAT story ever told to an intergalactic intelligence. With luck, we can become Scheherazade in One Thousand and One Nights.

>>18380493
If it's come that close and I assume that is the "creature" we'd already be dead from gravity shift. Earth quakes, tsunamis, weather change. So it wouldn't matter. Let the thing eat the planet

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>>18381055
>Tuttles

DANCE OFF BRAH, LETS GO MANE

>>18380493
"Hey, giant being. We poop here. Everything with a heart beat poops here. There is more poop on this planet than life. So really you are just a poop eater! We can just send you our poop......jerk."

>>18382443

This guy gets my vote as Earth's diplomat.

>>18380493
Me first

>>18382443
Shit anon. You just made human civilization great again.

>>18382443
I'd rather have humanity cease to exist than have us all be slaves to an evil, false god for all eternity.

>>18382703
We wouldn't be slaves per say, just caterers.

>>18381313
>Feel free to fuck up the moon, tho

>>18382717
We would be serving a being. We would live only to serve this being, as if we stop, it would devour us.

I serve no one unwillingly.

>>18380498
Eldritch being BTFO

>>18380493
We're only 30% white, you wouldn't want to eat us.

>>18382723
Nah, we could do other stuff in between the feedings, he'd eventually become our intergalactic species' pet rather than our god.
Do zookeepers let their lions kill them just because if they don't feed them they will attack them?

>>18380493
I'd shoot at it. Fuck off, alien.

>>18382732
Except this entity has the power to, at any time it wants, devour us entirely. A caged lion does not have the power or intelligence to do so. There's no way we could ever control a being this much more powerful than us.

>>18380493
I'd warn it that our big brothers in Sirius and the Pleiades will fuck it up if it touches us.

>>18382739
Currently much more powerful than us.
There was a Time when lions were not caged, when they would roam through the earth devouring everything they came across, in these times it was best to appease them rather than be eaten ourselves.
Eventually we will grow in power, just as we did with lions, and we will put the entity in a cage for our amusement just as we did the lion.

>>18382749
Are you implying that the near-omniscient godly entity would not foresee the increase in our power long before we got strong enough to control it?

>>18382763
Sure he might see it, but hopefully he'll be smart enough to realise that we're his shot up in the universe.

>>18382770
So we're the first and last meal of a world-devouring beast?

He has existed for, probably, aeons yet he can only survive if we feed him/he eats us?

>>18382771
You lost me there.
All I'm saying is that if there are planet devouring entities, there have got to be entities that devour them as well; he doesn't eat us for a while and then we feed/protect him from those that would eat it.

>>18382780
If there are (many) apex predators on earth why not also in space?

And what makes you think humanity would EVER be powerful enough to combat world devouring-devouring entities?

[spoiler]also, at this moment I'm really just arguing for argument's sake, it's fun[/spoiler]

>>18382384
>this is a fictional comic movie
>but this one thing has to be as realistic as possible

>>18382794
We WILL become the most powerful race in the universe because we have a hunger for power that can never be sated.
I do not believe in a god.
I believe we will become god.

>>18382812
True, unless the most likely scenario happens; which is us destroying ourselves because we humans like money more than we like each other.

>>18382812
You need to figure out exactly what a god is and how it works. You can start by observing KEK

>>18382859
I know how gods work, they feed off of us for their power, they do our will; in short, we have always been more powerful than them, we just don't know it yet.

>>18382420

both pictures from 2015 you dumb cunt

>>18382814

shit show for manchild bitches

DORMAMMU

>>18382859
>kek
>a god.
also what the fuck are you using my names for you demon-loving cretin.

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>>18380493

Fuck it eat the bitch, we had it coming.

>>18380493
oopsie

>>18380493

Don't eat this planet you will get horrible indigestion.

Too much fat and grease my eldritch boy-o.

>>18380493
"I possess something you don't have."

>>18380493
>It has fallen on you to convince this eldritch being of our case, what do you say?
uh, i kinda want him to end it all.
sorry planet, you guys should choose better next time

>>18380493
You wanna have those shitskin muslims blowing up in your intestines? You gonna have some bad gasses, family.

>>18382723
Literally just create terra forming missiles to seed promising "food" planets, while retaining colonial planets that prowl you further and further. You may even be able to make a deal and find harmony. Could you imagine a better ally?

>I challenge you to a duel!!!!!

>>18380506
Boy is the egg gonna be on your face when a wish granting hamburger is placed before you and you eat it without a second thought.

>>18380493
"We probably don't taste better or nourish you better than any random planet. We can most assuredly produce things that *will* taste better and *will* nourish you better than the Earth, all we need is a little information and a little time.

In addition, we could provide you with other things. We can provide knowledge, entertainment, companionship, pleasures of every kind. In fact, those things are our specialty as a species. That isn't all though, you name it and we can probably do it.

You can rest assured, too, that we *would* be inclined to help you if you spare us. Our psychology is not suited to shrugging off a debt as large and relevant as this one.

If you don't like that proposal, we could always just leave and blow this planet to bits remotely. We could even call on some friends that are ready, willing, and able to aid us in harming you, to get revenge for taking away our home.

You can feast on the perpetual bounty of the human race, or you can feast on nothing but dust and bitterness.

It's your choice."

>>18382498
>Yucky

>>18382723
>I serve no one unwillingly.
omg the edge
What's interesting about this statement is that you likely serve many different entities without even realizing it.
I mean, you serve your own cells at the very least, whom do possess their own individual consciousness.

I'd show them King Crimson so that they see the value in our species

>>18383125
*it

>>18382443
>Mike Pence Browses /x/

>>18383111
My cells serve me. They work effortlessly to maintain homeostasis so that I may continue to live. No cells, other than brain cells, even care if I'm a human or any other animal.

>>18383111
>Cells possess individual consciousness

>>18383216
I'm the guy he was replying to, and I can see that as well. It only takes some minimal study in microbiology to realize that cells are much more intelligent than we think they are. Of course it's not human intelligence, or any sort of intelligence we humans are familiar with, but they are so complex and intricate that they simply must have some sort of individual consciousness.

Come watch some animes first but then yeah, go ahead. I want to work through my backlong and that's probably a blink of an eye for you. Come on man, it'll be comfy. I don't have anyone else to ask.

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>>18380493
Make it quick mane

>>18380493

Devour every last one of us, you'll have nightmares for the rest of your existence.

Space vampires, Jesus senpai.
You made the magic books come true by reading them

>>18383639
Drinking wine because it is blood, yep that's vampires

>the beta uprising begins in its wake
>everyone collectively REEEEs at it at once
>it fucks off back to wherever it came from

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>>18382723
>I serve no one unwillingly

>>18383216
They're alive and operate to stay that way, so yes. It's the most basic of desires, but they serve to keep their best interests going.

>>18383025
Help entity this other race is attacking us! It will hurt your food production! Giant pet dog god attacks, eats all our problems.

Call him a Fatty McLardhuge so he becomes self conscious.

>>18380493

DORMAMMU

I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

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>>18383875
YOU'VE COME TO DIE.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>18380649

lol

>>18383897
DORAMMU!

I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

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>>18380493

Oh man, I got confused and thought I was on /co/.

>>18380493
Show the creature 4chan. It will either "nope" away forever or joins us in worshipping Lord Kek. Either way its a win.

>>18382390

IT WAS JUST A PRANK, BRO

>>18382553

Art of the Deal, the /x/ post

>>18381313

>>18380562
>i hate how marvel decided to make galactus a fucking cloud.

The movie was by Fox

>>18383044
Under fucking rated. Thanks for the laugh.

>>18380493
sod off mate

>>18380493
We sicken the biome of our planet so that you may also fear illness from ingesting it.

>>18380493
*unsheates katanas*
heh, how about this then...
*teleports behind it*
Devour this!
*stabs with katana*
All in a day's work, kid.

>>18380493
"Destroy it all, we don't deserve to live."

>>18382812
> Hunger for power.

> Insert leftist liberals and niggers in their best shape.

> Give up.

If the being is somewhat smart I'd ask it to not look for short-term gains but long-term. Go ahead and start eating the rest of the solar system first (excluding the sun of course) and give us a few months/years to prove our value before he comes back to us.

>>18384340
McCloud

>>18380493
Do I sense a gene stealer cult?

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>>18380493
[spoiler]"You're a big guy."[/spoiler]

>>18380493
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

>>18380493
nothing. any attempt to impress him would just entertan him.

like the baffon before the feast

>>18380493
Bring it you piece of shit. Land on my motherfucking planet and I will rip your asshole from your throat. We are humanity and you are trash. I fucking dare you to fuck with us. We will eat you and shit you out and eat you again.

>>18380497
This

>>18383205
>he is so controlled by his cells that he thinks they serve him

>>18385004
i don- think you get it.

he-s literaly gonna devour the world. like eat it whole

>>18382453
Kind of unoriginal b8, but it'll work anyway.

>>18383230
>It only takes some minimal study in microbiology to realize that every real biologist out there is completely wrong
I kind of doubt that. "They're arbitrarily complicated so they have to be smart now" isn't a good argument.

>>18384815
>I'm insecure about my politics how can I make this about my politics

>>18380493

You're going to put four billion dicks in your mouth at once? What a fag!

>>18380493
>what do you say?
ayy bb u want sum fuk

dude weed lmao

>If you do not destroy the Earth I will share with you ONE (1) Rare Pepe or TWO (2) Uncommon Pepes

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>>18380493
"We got memes here, fuck off"

Can't we at least see how Trump works out?

ITT: Anons say 6.5 billion variations of "I payed my rent late and my landlord shut off my central air for an hour. Fuck the world, I'm all nihilist 'n shit. Take that, dad."

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>>18380493
Use reverse psychology. Tell it that we deserve to be destroyed, but that it should spare us because it's such a nice guy.

>>18385368
I would love to get fuckin' wrecked and party all fuckin' day, but it would likely be vodka, and either E or MDMA. I haven't done any drugs in about ten years. Lots of vodka though. I just want to remember when things were good for a while.

>>18380493
>>18383088
I'd probably just ask it if it was alone, and suggest that if it were to... meddle... in some of our affairs, perhaps a symbiosis could be achieved. Perhaps it wouldn't have to be alone, if it was. Perhaps, if it let us proliferate and spread like the virus we could be, we could settle other worlds for it to eat, in exchange for information and other things that could mutually benefit us in the long run.

No one said that it had to eat the planet and the people, just the planet.

I don't imagine how much any one being could imagine being friends with talking ants, however. Should the intergalactic being have trekked long and far between moving galaxies just to consume this planet, I have no real qualms with it just eating Earth with us all on it.

It's alien life. Supposedly intelligent alien life.

There must be more out there. This might mean that we are not so novel, and our loss isn't much of a tragedy as we think it may be.

>>18382723
>I serve no one unwillingly.
>Goes to work

>>18385391
>I'd probably just ask it if it was alone, and suggest that if it were to... meddle... in some of our affairs, perhaps a symbiosis could be achieved. Perhaps it wouldn't have to be alone, if it was. Perhaps, if it let us proliferate and spread like the virus we could be, we could settle other worlds for it to eat, in exchange for information and other things that could mutually benefit us in the long run.

>No longer. I granted you this bargain for my own amusement an eternity ago for your kind, but the mere blink of an eye for me. In that span, I saw little of merit. Your time is done, little tyrant.

>>18385405
Eh.

>>18383088
alternatively, I'd just ask it for a couple years' time so we can evacuate-- if it eats planets whole it probably doesn't give a shit about a thin layer of living things on the surface

>>18385446
that is, it probably doesn't give a shit about their taste or their nutritional value

>>18380493

If you eat the world, you're also eating my dick. Do you want to eat my dick, gayboi?

Then everyone in unison points at him and laughs, like "ha ha elder god wants anons dick"

Then I fucking shove him in a locker. Crisis averted

>>18380493
Dubs i fap for you. Trips you leave earth forever

>>18382903

Wise show for fools.

>>18380493
"enjoy ur AIDS lol"

>>18382703
>s alone for a few thousand years and we will have a planet ready precisely to your li
that would save time to make a secret resistance, meanwhile we can observe him to study.

>>18380493
Fuck off space nigger. You can eat the moon if you like.

"We're definitely not going to make up some inspirational reason and forget about this while also not instantly beginning to develop weapons that can wipe you and beings like you from existence." - Me

>>18380493
Eat Africa and Asia if you must, actually eat the middle East too. Don't really care what ever eat it all m8

>>18382453
I kek'd way harder than I should have

>>18382703

>implying we arent just buying time to meme the space nerd

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>>18380493
>It has fallen on you to convince this eldritch being of our case, what do you say?

I would say I'm going to help it send everyone to hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThiSqefRAzY

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheImperialCult/comments/5f3yyk/soul_death_sentence_passed_by_my_authority_onto/

>>18380493
ayyye lmao

>>18380493
I'd ask it to reveal itself to the rest of humanity, additionall, given that it does not see the future, I'd convince it to wait about a thosand years. For al eldritch being of this magnitude a thousand Earth years should barely be a blink. Promise the people of Earth that in a thosand years it will return to see if the Earth and the people had become any more interesting else into the soup the go. ??? Profit. Earth got 1000 years and a never before chance of uniting. Also, I'd ask for godlike powers to be the herald of doom because whythefucknot.btw

>>18380493
Id ask it for things of value in the context of what I speak.

>>18380493
i'd punch his bitch ass out of the god damn sky

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>>18382703
After a while we'll just have a button that creates a planet that fits what the being wants
"Hey did someone press the 'Feed the Monster thing' button this year? No? Alright just get it done before Christmas"

>>18383249

That's a bad day right there. The amount of lucky he would feel could only be dwarfed by the proceeding dread that he will either starve to death or suffocate.

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>>18380493
"we make the dankest memes"

>>18390889
AYY men

>>18385240
Ken

>>18385701
Kekkk

You can't eat Bill Murray he's a national treasure!

>>18380562
see
>>18382384

>>18380493
Show the wickedness of Man from its Creation
>Do you really want that inside of You?

>>18382723
>*TIPS*

>>18380493
We have literally nothing of value and would be a bland tasteless meal, If you can travel across galaxies you can easily find a much tastier planet with things earth doesn't have.

>>18380493
"If you eat me, I'll just relieve myself EVERYWHERE in your mouth on the way down. Is that what you want? Do you literally want to eat shit?"

No one wants to eat shit.

I don't want you to.

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>>18382723
>I serve no one unwillingly

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>>18395952
if you think about it a certain way, the whole planet gave birth to life so that it could eat our shit lol. creating top soil one layer at a time! kinky planets...

did /pol/ summon you with meme magic? fucking /pol/.

-/pol/

>>18380493
"Come at me, you little bitch. I'll suck your fucking dick off and tonguepunch your anus until it bleeds, fag."

>>18385701
lol

>>18380493
googolplex bottles of beer on the wall, googolplex bottles of beer...

>>18380493
Go eat Uranus. Ha ha fag #rekt

>>18380574
correct answer

I'd say "hey watch this" and then shit in my hand and smear it all over my face. It will think we're all weird, diseased spastics who will give it T. gondii and fuck off.

>>18380562
>marvel decided to make galactus a fucking cloud.

I thought that Marvel didn't make that movie.

>>18381034

Are you me?

>>18380493
>unless we can provide it a good enough reason to spare us.

"This planet has poop on it; you don't want to eat poop, do you? What, are you German, or something?"

>>18380493
"There's niggers on this planet."

God will str8 up look up to that face like "SIMPLY EXTRACT ALL NEGATIVE ENTITIES THAT CLING INTENTIONALLY TO NEGATIVITY CAUSING HARM WITH SUCH MAL AND NEGATIVE INTENTION AND PERMANENTLY CONVERT THE ENERGY SUSTENENCE TO PURE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE POSITIVITY ENEVITABLY TOWARDS HYPER EPIC AWESOMENESS WITH IN EXSTATIC POSITIVITY ANIMATED AND VIBRANT WITH POSITIVE LOWLITGLOWS INCLUDED "

>>18399396

FOREVER

>>18380493
even this world devouring entity wouldnt want to eat india

im a vegan

id rather die knowing that it knows i dont eat animal products

>>18380493
If you kill us, we win.

>>18400088
nigga the bible says you can eat animals

>>18399396
Problem here is that creates essentially an energy-leach pattern in which in order for this system to thrive, the negativity is required. Since you said "Forever," the negativity will never go away. Try again- as advice, look beyond the dualistic concepts of good/evil, negative/positive. Think pure energy.

>>18400107
Who cares if you win, you wouldn't be there to claim the victory.

>>18400134
If you kill your enemies, they win.

>>18400235
/pol/ please go.

>>18400126
veganism is red pill as fuck its not about religion
everything on this planet kills each other to survive i reckon if humans didnt kill anything ayy lmaos would help us

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>>18400255
I agree. Not killing to eat transcends laws and the ability or capability to do so. It is pure mercy, since you nost certainly do not need to eat animals.

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>>18380493
>show vast intergalactic being the best examples
>from our civilization: music, art, science, memes.
>promise more on the way if spared
>failing all that tell him our planet is poisoned
>failing that attempt misdirection "venus *is* yummier"
>failing that appeal to its vanity
>failing that appeal to its sloth "we're destroying ourselves anyway"
>then challenge it to a duel .. hold tournament to select earth's champion.

>>18400324

back to /a/ please

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>>18380493

>>18400295
>>18400255
>>18400088
You should read "The Hidden Life of Trees" by Peter Wohlleben Plants do feel, communicate and help each other, just in a different way and timescale compared to animals. That is, if you are not averse to scientific knowledge.

>>18380493
Show him /trash/

Are you sure you want to eat this? Cum at me!

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>>18400324
you're good at this.

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>>18380493
Get 4chan to pool all of the meme magic together to summon Kek as Champion of Earth.
Come at me, Cthulfaggot, Kek already killed at least 2 deities that were having blood and children sacrificed to them.

I honestly can't think of a single reason why humanity alongside everything else should be spared. So I'd likely say there is no reason and if it would mean our end then so be it.

>>18400362
Fruit is produced to be eaten, and does not harm the plant in any way, if you really want to go there.

As for leaves and others, you can trim most plants so you can eat off them without killing it.

The book is amazing though. One of my favorite botany books for sure.

>>18400396
Same logic goes to milk, honey, eggs. You don't need to kill to get those.

>>18401172
True, but it's only ethical when those have been harvested ethically and without harming the animal in any way. Otherwise it's nothing but the same animal torture just so you can get your interspecies milk, which no other animal ever drinks anyway.

>>18382498
>Scheherazade

Did you mean Shahrazad?

You talk about not harming in any way after talking about cutting the leaves of plants?

>>18401223
meant to quote >>18401185

>>18401226
Some harming is necessary, of course. The point is to minimize it. And especially to mammals and birds, which are very advanced creatures with some degree of consciousness not unlike ours.

>>18385211
Found the butthurt Hillary supporter

>>18401237
Good luck living on fruit and leaves collected without killing the plant. NO GRAINS!

See you in your burial.

>>18401251
You can very well live on fruits, leaves, roots, and beans.

>>18401261
Beans are baby plants.

>>18385240
Top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXi_kQepduQ

>>18380562
That was a Fox movie homie.

>>18382703
speak for yourself

>>18380493
'uh....well.... what do you want?'

Like in "memorie di un cuoco d'astronave" (It's the italian title) I will convince the creature that we can cooking in kitchen and prove it giving the creature some intergalactic food.

"Time for a reset motherfuckers."

>>18382812
You've sure got a lot of faith in humanity

>>18380493
Ask what gender it recognizes as.

>>18380493
Tell it the fable of the mouse and the lion.

>>18380493
"i don´t give a fuck"

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>>18400389
Two Deities??!!? Which Two?!

>>18382453
/thread

Call him gay for wanting to eat millions of dicks

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>>18382723

Don't.

72 hours later the villain from Hollywood is still taking victims.

>>18382443
Implying we aren't the planet made ready by someone else

>>18380493
Eating us will cause stomach cramps

>>18380493
Just fuck my shit up

>>18381159
Here is your (you)

>>18385368
Ask him if he knows Jim.