So are Alien abductions actually real or are people who claim

>>18379853
most likely sleep paralysis. There is a huge consistency in all of these stories. They all couldn't move

>>18379861

right but the consistency goes beyond natural sleep paralysis which is the body's way to make sure you dont fall off your bed while dreaming to include being carried away in a white beam of light, going through a solid window to being on an operating table with a bright light shining on them. its as if everyone was having the same type of dream over and over again

>>18379861
I had no problem moving I was just so scared I couldn't scream. The consistency is PTSD.

>>18379853
My grandma ruined the Barney and Betty Hill abduction story for me recently. I brought them up while we were talking about aliens and random stuff. Her and my grandfather lived in Portsmouth, NH and actually knew them both. According to her Barney and Betty would make up shit all the time. Before aliens it was ghosts, before ghosts it was bigfoot, etc... She said they were known by people for telling tall tales, the alien one just happened to stick.

Damn it grandma, just had to ruin my favorite abduction story.

>>18382217
This sounds like total bs and makes no sense.

>>18382235
Well I know my grandmother was from Portsmouth, NH and still lives in NH so I know that much is true. I know she has no reason to lie to me about it. As for it not making sense, how?

>>18382235
>why would people tell lies? This is total bs
>alien abductions are the most logical thing that can happen

File: 1444230198247.gif (485KB, 292x323px) Image search: [Google]

485KB, 292x323px

>>18382136
>PTSD

lol, wtf.
Getting "ptsd" from a dream..... You are like those girls who get "ptsd" from bad job interviews or awkward internships

File: 1470138534631.jpg (47KB, 452x544px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 452x544px

>>18382274
>gettting PTSD at all
Lol you must be one of those vileblood murderers who go rape and torture children in the desert and then cry to mommy when you have bad dreams after the war

Poor guy at least the government provides you with free housing and medication

File: 1434040101349.jpg (62KB, 665x598px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 665x598px

>>18382289

File: STOPIT.jpg (27KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 480x480px

>have a relative living in the countryside
>one night he and his family are driving home on a dark road going through the forest
>suddenly there is a bright flash
>they find themselves parking on a small pathway inside the big forest
>an hour has passed
>they turn the car around and find themselves back on the same road
>everyone in the car remembers a bright flash
>no one remembers them turning to that pathway nor what happened during the past hour which just vanished
>they are all basically hillbillies with no interest in aliens or anything outside of daily life
>mfw I'm hearing them telling this story

Country people are usually straightforward and honest with basically everything. And this family isn't known for doing practical jokes or creating these sorts of lies, they've never done it before.

And these kinds of stories exist everywhere in many forms. Some may be sleep paralysis, hallucinations or whatever but not all but something is going on.

File: 1o05dqW7STsflGzLCcZKHaaojY76LH6gdVcQWXiFoAc.jpg (184KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1024x576px

>>18382296
Ever heard of the Trojan war?

The soldiers of both sides slept peacefully for 10 years as the war was waged honorably, by champions dueling to prove the validity of their purpose through grace,
it was not until the Greek armies betrayed the hospitality of their enemy, and assaulted them without warning, suddenly after 10 years of mercy and dignity, slaughtering so many confused and terrified people, who still clung to a hope of peace of utill then,
that their nightmares began, and the plight of the Oddesy began

>>18382308
>mixing in bright light alien abduction with an hour in the matrix glitch story
>these people would never lie

oh boy, here we go

File: 1438725351486.jpg (56KB, 590x387px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 590x387px

>>18382315

>>18382320
Great Achilies was defeated by a simple iron spearhead embedded into the bone structure of his heel! The irony!

File: 1428447833773.jpg (13KB, 300x191px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 300x191px

>>18382325

>>18382317
They told me this story over 10 years ago. You do realize that this "glitch meme" could've originated exactly from this simple concept.

>>18382289
Dude you can fuck right off. I know I'm feeding you by replying, but dudes in the US military go through some tough shit, and they have no say in where they're sent, or what the'yre told to do. And if any sign of mistreatment of ANYONE is found, they are courtmarshalled, so fuck off with your "baby killer" rant. Fuckin whore

>>18382331
>oh btw, i want to add this was a story told to me 10 years ago
>i didnt make it up

File: 21393496146_f879d1464e_b.jpg (247KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1024x576px

>>18382338
Your sins will never be forgiven
by the flesh of humans
your soul is cursed

>>18382342
>i also think trayvon martin was a good boy who was not robbing that store

>>18379861
>They all couldn't move
False. There are some stories where they move. Like that one where the guy tried to break a lightbulb to defend himself in the space ship.
>>18379853
Doesn't explain how that one woman got pregnant with that half human monster and had plasma burns.

>>18382342
My soul will be free of the Earth as soon as it is released from my body. I will fly on the wings of Chaos until I am sucked into another body, or until the end, when I will be born again. My soul is ancient, and you and your eternal damnation schtick don't scare me. Also trying to sound scary on /x/ makes you look retarded

We the galactic federation of ass probing and cattle mutiliation hereby declare that all stories of alien abduction are just made up and have never happened.

Now go to sleep and lube up, as you are all in for a ride.

>>18379853

Nightmares
Drugs
Sleep Paralysis
Government/groups abducting people at night
AYYs
Extra-dimensional AYYs

>>18382393

Forgot to add, any of these are possible, with some a lot more likely than others.

>>18379853
Had a family member who is pure skeptic. Doctorate the whole nine yards. Dismisses anything unbelievable. Had a "dream" that she was in a car with her newborn, and they drove into a bridge. The car stopped and she couldn't move. Something took them out of the car, and she remembers being in a light. That they were suddenly in a room. And seeing the baby moving around in the light, in mid air. Said she knew they were examining her and her baby. Never saw anyone. But something kept telling her it was all okay, like a feeling of well being more than words. That nobody would harm them. That's it. Told me this the next morning, and it had nothing to do with "aliens". But it sounds pretty close to abduction scenarios I've heard. This was mid nineties. Never mentioned it again. Some of the details I've forgotten.

>>18382274
I'm referring to a harvard study from 1980. Not sure what you're talking about. I'm a 53 year old oil field worker from Texas. I was abducted in 1970 and it still happens all around there to this day.

>>18382289
Bait detected. Do not reply to this poster

>>18382457
>I was abducted in 1970

No you weren't

>>18382485
I'm not much of a lair, life's complicated enough. I'm grateful and happy as much as I can be. I'm not trying to convince anybody just looking for somebody thats not you.

>>18382503
Well played, I give my internets to you

..I'm also in Texas.
Most of the things I have posted happened here. DFW area. Fort Worth is where the wreckage from Roswell was brought. I have known several people who have worked around UFO related materials, not that they were able to disclose anything significant. Most were only briefly around this in the line of military duty.
Many of the times I saw vehicles in flight were in Mexico.
Native Americans seem to have a huge connection to this.

>>18379853
Hallucinations, dreams and lucid dreams.

>>18382606
Do you know about EastTexasUFOs channel on You Tube?

>>18382634
Not familiar with it. I'll check it out. Driving now though..

>>18382606
Thats because science cannot EXPLAIN where the "NATIVE AMERICANS" came from hwo they got to North "AMERICA" in the firstp lace when all men came from the AFRICA and we went to EUROPE
Native AMericans have no evidence of existing prior to North America and their DNA has never been studied purely!!!
"NATIVE AMERICANS" are SPIRITIAULLY CONNECTED to UFO because Native Americans == ALIENS

You people are fucking BLIND

>>18382381
I Kek out loud

>>18382697
If you seriously found that funny you're twelve

File: CxqTB8KUoAAN0Hn.jpg (14KB, 569x432px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 569x432px

It's real, quit posting ayylmao disinfo

>>18382677
>Whats The Bering Strait Theory
Also
>all men came from the AFRICA
That's just another Theory

>>18382700
Fuck of Aspergo potato

Both. Their are real ones, but they are drowned in a sea of fake claims.

>>18382743
If you file an abduction report with MUFON they don't ask what it was but which one, check a box.

>>18382729
>That's just another Theory
The human genome has been thoroughly traced. Everyone including the people that crossed the Bearing Straight came from Africa. O blood types are the only one that stand out as not fitting in the sequence.

>>18379853
CIA coverup for "reprogramming" experiments.

>>18379853
They've always been abducting. That's why were here.

100 years ago we have come this far as humans compared to the earth being 4.5 billion years old. It's in the math.

https://youtu.be/CVsCE5h0kDQ[Embed]

>>18382677
Take your meds bumfuck.

>>18382883
You just proved yourself wrong dude

>>18383007
>be earth
>be flat
>angles from another dimension morph into flesh and come to earth
>fuck the shit out of apes
>fuck apes all day long
>apes have alien ape wtf offspring
>offspring extremely smart like demi-god
>build pyramids
>invent math
>very smart
>aliens die off because the jews kill them in caanan
>jews miss aliens
>jews model culture after them
>jews take over the world
>now we b here

>>18383122
So whites are the offspring of aliens fucking apes?

>>18383282

>Pyramids
>Whites

Although you're both fantasy meme troll posts, I just have to point out stupidity when I see it.

>>18382700
Ah a former customer, very tight - well until we were done, now he's a well known gay porn star - just on the receiving end of course.