If you believed anything alien related happened yesterday, then

Yes, but a damn good hoax.

It would be a shame for somebody to put all that effort into a hoax, only for nobody to believe it, doncha' think?

>>18376534
how much are they paying you

>>18376534
What is this?

>>18376764
A hoax...

How it goes:

>mass sighting
>supress reports
>generate and spread hoaxed report
>debunk hoaxed report
>case closed

It's standard procedure, see Phoenix.

>>18376794
Phoenix?

>>18376857
>>18376794
>Translator's Note: American aliens love military flight testing sights for some reason

>>18376911

>drank the koolaid

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>>18376545
Are you suggesting hes a cleaner?

>>18376857

In 1997, there were widespread reports of an immense craft travelling across Arizona and mainly in Phoenix. The military followed this up by shooting off flares and sending some low-flygin aircraft formations through the following night, then these hoaxed simulations were debunked and case closed. Stop talking about ufos you loony. :^)

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>>18378120
Ive seen this done before...also as soon as word spread abot the turkey sightings and how people were seeing it in texas canada and the UK, i went outside to check if i could see anything here in California and behold the thin clouds that were in the sky when i got from work 30 minutes before were now completely covering all visable sky

nice "coincidence" we had a mass stabbing to take everyone's attention away from what happened last night. there were people all over the us tweeting about this thing.

Heyy laugh my ass off

ahahah you guys are so fucking delusional, it's probably just a fucking plane or so flares , why do every light in the sky must mean MUH AYLIENS

ahahahah fucking idiots

>>18378233
>33
>Qhbt0
Like I would ever trust you.

>>18378238
don't trust me , just be logical ahahah

only lonely faggots believe in this kind of hoax horse shit

>>18378244
>44 right after 33
Just to make it clear to you cia, i "believe" you 100%

>>18378253
this was pure and old luck, nothing more.

Stop being idiots and look outside instead of looking at your screens all day.

>>18378255

:V

this third trips was still pure luck

FBIanon here. That's not alien but it is a ship used from remains of last UFO crashes back in the day. The government has accelerated the attempt to perfect these zero gravity vehicles of flight. Since Roswell, the first real contact the government has continued to experiment with the technology. More than 50 people have died however considering the malfunctions in speed can cause someone to go poof. Anyways it looks like the US is in turkey testing them out. Makes perfect sense.

>>18378270
stfu you roleplaying piece of shit

>>18378267
I've seen a giant black triangle If I, no cia shill on an Afghanistanimation picture board can make me believe otherwise. I have an extensive knowledge of aircraft and flight procedures. Any aircraft, especially one so large, flying without marker lights is an enormous red flag.

Yesterday, I fireflare went over the sky in Denmark...

>>18378275
they're just light reflection in the camera lenses.
Stop believing in anything you see
you pathetic christian fuck

>>18378270
Roswell incident was not a duo crash. Look up project mogul, disk microphones were popular at the time... flying disks = FLYING disk microphones. A seroes of weather balloon listening stations were employed for the purpose of being able detect and triangulate the position of potential nuclear detonations.

>>18378279
Seen with my own two eyes, not even christian desu... I dont believe their lies either.

>>18378279
I always wonder why humans add insults at the end of their sentence stating some idea they are trying to convey. At the end of the day, it's simply an opinion, - you can't leverage its spread and power through insults.

Make another species of yours feel bad... But what for?

>>18378255
>55

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!1!2!1!!1!1!1!1!2!1!!1!1!1!!1

>>18378299
Humans lack a great deal of perspective really. We kill each other of varying amounts of skin coloration, and for worshipping imaginary friends of a different name. It's really entertaining because all the drama will inevitably be wiped out at this rate. Glad aliens don't have to deal with our shit. We just might be dumb enough to piss off sentient life that has long since moved away from senseless hostility and anger.

Majic 12 motherfuggas

>>18378299
What do you mean what for?

To assest their own humanity, to see if the fucker feels something and can be held accountable of their own behaviour.

If they flip and complain they aren't rational beings in control of themselves.

Dumb bastard of a hairless goat.

The ufo happened by the way, stop falling for a shitty disinformation + censorship campaign.

>>18378488
>To assest their own humanity, to see if the fucker feels something and can be held accountable of their own behaviour.

If I wanted to 'hold You accountable' for something, (over the internet), how happy would You be about it? Would you agree with such a decision of mine, especially if I spice it with a couple of insults for tailored for you?
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