Were does one learn/start in becoming a true pagan? I just want

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>>18369785
How are there leaves UNDER the trampoline?!?

remove all your clothes
go in the woods and try to survive

>>18369804
Ever heard of wind?

>>18369804
ever see those trampolines deep in the woods?

don't jump on them

>>18369785
true pagan? Unplug your computer, leave your house, wander to a rural area, begin life again with regard to your surroundings and paying respects to the aspects of nature that have helped you in your new life.

>>18369785
>true pagan
Reject Christ, that's all you need to do.

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>>18369811
If it was wind... why are there still leaves on top of the trampoline?
>>18369815
Why is it like those staircases in the woods?

>>18369835
New ones fell down. Or alien succubi tulpas farted them out from their astral projected anuses if this makes you feel better.

>>18369835

Ent rape dungeon.

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>>18369844
>>18369845
Now you guys are talking sense

>>18369835
far more heinous and insidious

>>18369853
Glad I could help you my little rule34 friend.

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>>18369862
Luv u bb

Op, go outside. Still yourself. Ask respectfully for the spirit of the land/woods/wherever to be present and for you to know yourselves as one. Obviously do this somewhere psychically safe and 'clean'.

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>>18369785
>Were [sic] does one learn/start in becoming a true pagan?
I would recommend a dictionary.

>>18369897
Luv u 2, would like to f u up the a just like alex in your pic.

>>18369785
You should ask about the animist syncretism in whatever mainstream religion you or your family practices. Catholicism spans most of those aforementioned spiritual traditions, but it does not hurt you to try yoga or meditation.

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>>18369785
Listen to Paganini