I know for a FACT he died a few years ago. This is just getting

>>18367267

Hi OP. Just a heads up, you are fully and objectively retarded. Thanks.

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>>18367267

Im with you op
its almost irritating but I guess that makes it more his hell than ours, dying over and over and over

>>18367267

Specifically remember talking about his death when I was in high school

>>18367278

Shil shill shill shill

>>18367287
we really dont have to give a fuck. His problem not ours. Also we have a history of claiming someone died but they really didnt on this website

>>18367267
He almost died but he lived

>>18367543
Yep, he had intestinal bleeding ten years ago and handed the presidency to his brother, temporarily, and never sought it back.

>>18367298
how long ago?

>>18367267
He was very ill years ago and it was speculated he died because he wasn't seen in public for ages, then he was and that was that.

This as with most of the mandela shit is large groups of people misrembering something in a common way, the internet has made it easier for those people to discover this.

The universe isn't as fun as you would like to believe.

>>18367305
Grow up. It's like calling someone a shill is an auto win in any argument to you losers.

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>>18367267
Trump is going to build an inter-dimensional wall and all you people from alternate time lines will have to go back.

You can't be here!

You have to go back!

Make OUR dimension great again!

Wasn't he thrown from helicopter like 20 years ago? Aw well, at least I'm back in the Barenberg Bear universe.

>>18367560
>admitting to being a shill

Have fun with kanye at your re-programming!

>>18367267
something went wrong with reality a few weeks back. I highly researched jane goodall because I met her a long time ago, and she was dead. I even made a post about it on my twitter. but I looked her up yesterday and she was alive.

there was also a whole entire lot near me that was flattened and turned into high-rises. I never witnessed them going up and I drive that way all the time. I pointed them out too.
and today I drove by and it was the same old empty lot. I shat bricks. something's up OP and I'm scared.

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Shit I also remember he died like twenty years ago... Next thing you know they'll tell me Stan and Jan Berenstoin, the authors of the popular short lived "Berenstoin bears" series of children books are STILL ALIVE

>>18367553
at lunch today

>>18367718
>berenjew bears

Oh god is this another Mandingo Effect thread?

>>18367267
He's always been alive until now. It's just due to the various hoaxes of his death that is fucking with your memory.

>>18367742
OP here. I have a perfect memory. I pay very close attention to global politics. I would never misremember the leader of Columbia dying.

>>18367877

That's old school top quality trolling

Fidel. The Fidel.

>>18367305
Obviously he's a shill for not joining in with this embryonic LARPing. Such a shill, anon! $0.02 have been deposited into your shill account, you shill! :D epic :D

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Mfw /x/ is so retarded that it isn't even funny anymore.

>>18367626
Kayne have always been retarded. Now his retardness evolved into new form.

In 2011 wtf is going on

>>18368205
It was never funny.

And my captcha thinks you need to moisturize.

Has anyone ever heard that the san andreas fault line runs across the east coast instead of the west coast? Ive never taken this mandela theory seriously just for keks, but yesterday ive had this info about the san andreas fault and i was just staring like "is this a damn joke?". Apparently it isnt and i was stupidly wrong. If someone has ever thought something similar though id like to know.
>ive posted this on another thread about the mandela effect but its nearly dead there. Im serious about it tho.

>>18367267
He was quite sick and people thought he was going to die a few years ago, but he didn't die. You guys just have to admit that you have terrible memory.

>>18368404
>andreas
Why would it be on the east cost when the San Andeas Valley is on the west coast? you really can't be that stupid can you?

>>18368404
are you retarded

>>18367267
I can actually explain why that is.

>>18367877
>I have a perfect memory

No. No you don't. No one does.

>>18368449
This. This is also the reason why mandela effect exists. It's not because of dimensions and universes, it is because of faulty human mind.

It is ok to admit your mind isn't beyond human mind. It is not ok to say world is wrong when you are the one who remembers things wrong.

>>18368404

Glorious bate.

>>18368438
>>18368443

Stupid fish.

>>18367305
For whom? The timeline police?

>>18367267
The last one I remember turned out to be simply wrong news. Cuba has passed the leadership on to Raul and idiots in Miami danced in the streets, assuming Fidel was dead. The news saw the celebrations and then reported based on what the dancing people said.

Then in two days or so, the real story came out. Of course, that was given all of 5 seconds of reporting since the news types never like to admit that they blew it.

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>>18368404
>fault line along a coast in the US
>name of the fault line starts with "San"
>being on the East Coast

Your timeline is all fucked up.

>>18367267 (OP) #
>>18367287 #
>>18367298 #
You're either 16 and have ad don't "remember" shit or you're simply trying too hard with the whole muh Mandela effect bullshit. Castro was never reported dead before. Sure he was rushed in ER a few times but that's it.

>>18367900
this guy gets it

>>18367267
You can't use this one for the Mandela effect simply because there were always rumors spread that he was sick/dead/a robot in human skin/whatever.