why does nobody on /x/ care about astral projection anymore

I used to believe in this and would try and project a lot. No success but I did lucid dream more.

I want to believe it's a real thing but real life seems to boring for that idk

>>18355718
Come up with something new and creative to role play about

>>18355718
Because astral projection isn't a Mandela Tulpabus.

>>18355945
Kek'd.

>>18355718
Because I've been unable to AP for years.

>>18355941
What do you think lucid dreaming is dumbass?

>>18355718
Bro, i see an astral projection thread literally every day, use the catalog

>>18355718
I proved to myself astral projection is not paranormal by doing some experiments like putting salt on my desk and trying to blow it/touch it during disembodiment, going to near locations where i had never been and finding later in google maps they were completely different, flipping poker cards before going to sleep and only seeing a blurry mess while disembodied.

I've always had sleep paralysis regularly, and hypnosis has been my hobby for years, so using the sleep paralysis to jump into disembodiment is simple, in case someone wondered how i did it.

>>18355941
>>18356040
>>18355944
The only reason i believe its real and tht ive been trying it is that astral projections have been writen about and documented for literally thousands of years in all sorts of different cultures around the world

>>18355718
Cause its hard 2 do