If a ghost/evil spirit attacked you, how would they respond if

>>18353531
Kill you

>>18353561

What if they want the dick?

Is it possible to get a ghost gf?

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>>18353531

>>18353562
If you're posting on /x/, no its not possible. Possible with normie's that have a gf that dies and decides to stay and watch over them.

>>18353588
More like this?

STOP BEING CORPOREALIST WITH YOUR VITAE-CENTRIC, SPIRITPHOBIC WORLDVIEW. SPIRITS ARE SENTIENT BEINGS JUST LIKE YOU AND DESERVE TO BE TREATED THE SAME!!!

>>18354366

What if they consent to a dicking?

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>>18354366
this >>18354373

>>18353531
It's physically impossible to erect oneself in that situation, even a fistful of viagra wouldn't work.
Fake and gay

>>18354432

Nothing gay about nutting inside a wailing qt ghostfu

>>18354444
If he said he fingered that ghost I would believe him right away, but adrenaline prevents erections which means his story is fake possibly gay.

>>18354449

Maybe all his adrenaline went to his dick, thus making it super-erect?

>>18354461
Maybe, I will conduct some super-erection tests and get back to you.

>>18354491

Just do what I did, inject adrenaline to your dick

After that all you have to do is to visit a haunted house, or what I like to call it, "spectral brothel"

Good luck fucking the afterlife

>>18354499
Do I need supernatural gondoms? I don't wanna get ghost-aids

>>18354502

If you get ghost aids it'll only affect you in the afterlife, and once you're a ghost you're dead anyways so it doesn't really matter

>>18354505

You only get ghost aids if you smoke ghost crack

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>>18354505
That bitch ghost pegged me

>>18354527
now you are a faggot in the afterlife too

>>18354544
If banging dudes like a gay homosex in the afterlife makes me a faggot then a faggot I be!