ITT : We speculate on the existence of Vampires, and try to attract

But they don't.

>>18349892
And what makes you think that way? How did you come to that conclusion about vampires?

>>18349899
I dunno, it seems like the least outlandish theory I've heard, and it makes sense to me.

What do you think the nature of vampires is? I'm open to new ideas.

>>18349909
I think they would be the product of some ancient ritual or curse.

>>18349918
Do you know what the ritual or curse would entail?

Who would have the power to perform such a ritual?

>>18349927
A ritual where you drink the blood of an elder? Or a magic ritual where you transform your body into a vampire. Possibly a curse by a god or powerful witch.

>>18349892
We're real.

>I think vampires have formed some sort of cabal

Funny, I hear stories about Coverns in major cities. I'm fairly isolated so I can't confirm it.

>supported by the Red Cross

I wish. I get blood from Animals. I really want human though, But don't want to expose myself.

>I think that they have the same strength and vitality as normal humans

No, I'm definitely stronger. I'd love a chance to prove it, but again, if I viciously killed someone I could get exposed.

>since the heart doesn't work

My heart works, very slowly.


Anything else?

>>18351937

Can I call you Boo Boo Hugglefang?

>>18351959
Go for it.

>>18351937
Post pics faggot. The only thing you're sucking is dick.

>>18351984
I have posted pictures here before.

What would a picture prove? You do know they can be enhanced/edited. It wouldn't prove anything, I'm not trying to prove it, I'm answering questions.

It could all be the truth, or it could be a lie. Make of it what you will.

>>18351937
>Fairly isolated.
So how are you posting on 4chan? Obviously somewhere close enough to get internet. You're not the far away.

>I get blood from animals.
If you were, there would be proof somewhere.

>Definitely stronger, I'd love to prove it
If you're a vampire, and you don't want to be exposed, you're likely not on any government list, and if you get cut you have DNA from multiple sources. You could easily kill people or perform feats of strength and not be exposed. Post a video of you lifting something no human could do.
>My heart works very slowly.
Fucking stupid. You'd be lethargic and slow like a god damn sloth if that was true.

post some proof.

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT BITCH

>>18352003
>So how are you posting on 4chan? Obviously somewhere close enough to get internet. You're not the far away

I'm isolated from people. I live in the countryside.

>If you were, there would be proof somewhere

I don't kill them. Again, I'm cautious of exposure.

>you're likely not on any government list

I hope so.

and if you get cut you have DNA from multiple sources. You could easily kill people or perform feats of strength and not be exposed.

Not worth the risk. And I'm not around alot of people, If someone goes missing in our small town, that's exposure I don't need.

>Post a video of you lifting something no human could do.

And what? Put it on YouTube for people to watch.

Again, Exposure.

>Fucking stupid. You'd be lethargic and slow like a god damn sloth if that was true.

It speeds up around people.

>>18352052
Okeeeeeezzz Edward.

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>>18351937
This

I couldn't agree more. However vampiric anon, no matter what you do, this shitty board won't ever believe/accept you. Trust me I tried. To them you and I are roleplayers. Honestly, we could get as many vampires that we know, and commission them to show evidence of their true selves online. But /x/ would still call bullshit. Unless you know how to summon a sex demon or read dreams /x/ doesn't care. If I were you I would stop trying to vamp-pill these normies on /x/. I'd try another website. There's a few subreddits dedicated to vampires (not too much activity though). That's where I usually lurk. Best of luck anyways.

>>18352052
How long do vampires live on average?

>>18352248
Would you like some basghetti

>>18352052

Assuming blood is sourced from hunters/butchers/etc?

Any thread related to vampires is pure roleplay. Cringe as fuck

>>18352378
Would you like to say something that actually has substance to it, instead of spurging out nonsensical shit, like a typical autistic human, that wastes both our times?

>>18352434
How exactly do you know?

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>>18352457
He was referencing the movie in the OP picture.

>>18352468
Well, I done goofed didn't I?

Hey you should get a tattoo on your lower back and refer to it as your vamp stamp then we will know u r real

>>18352463
I know because unless u niggas turn into bats and fuck off your nor vampires just people with autism

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>>18352481
It's aight

>>18349892
> when you try to make scary monsters real by using sciencey words but have no idea what they mean

Your bullshit game is weak faggot.

If you want to find people with autism just say "I think vampires are real" and you will get a bunch of people getting triggered, tipping their fedoras and throwing memes around.

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>>18352514
We have autism, but you can barely manage to form a coherent sentence so you use slang to give it more zest. In reality, you sound like a degenerate faggot. But us vampires clearly aren't real, due to the simple fact that we don't perfectly match your fantasy.

>logic
>Neck yourself

>>18352544
> I beliebe in vamps and if u dont think they r reel than ur a hipster who wears those hipster hats and makes memes all day

12 year old detected

>>18352248
Vampire tears are the most nutritious

>>18349892
>need to drink blood to feed a parasite within them that keeps them young through a sort of symbiotic relationship

It doesn't even have to be a parasite, just a very fancy DNA-mutating virus/bacteria could do it. Look at immortal animals, some of the most distinct ones have this cute little thing where their bodies avoid biologic obsolescence by renovating cells or even producing them from scratch, again and again.

Disease can trigger a wide range of reactions from our bodies, perhaps one could restart the production of directed stem-cells or even telomeres. As a random side-effect, it obliges the body to survive through hematophagy. Perhaps it could even be linked to the actual functioning of the virus/bacteria (it could feed on old cells or even DNA present inside the body, both the host's and the host victim's)... which would explain hungry vampires turning into almost corpses.Without frequent rich blood the virus/bacteria would simply consume the host.

>>18352560

>projecting detected

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id like to know about the society of vampires - are there different clans and groups? how do european ones differ from americans? are there vampire blood lines or clans that are at war with eachother or treat humans differently

Any good vampire novel recommendations?

>>18352627

You'll know

>>18352371
Not sure yet. I doubt I'm immortal. I feel like I am, but so does everyone.

>>18352397
Correct

>>18352434
Perhaps it is, Which gives me plausible deniability. I wouldn't be talking here otherwise.

How did you become a "vampire", where you bitten, did you do a black magic spell, what did you do. Are there multiple ways? How do you even know for sure, how do you know you're not just autistic. Also, what's spirituality like?

>>18353074
>How did you become a "vampire"

Someone who I thought was my friend done it to me back in college (unwillingly). I overheard him and another person boasting about how much blood they drink, I made fun of them for it, and they done it to me.

It's still a blur.

>Are there multiple ways?

I'm not sure.

>How do you even know for sure, how do you know you're not just autistic.

I just do, How do you know to breathe? It's instinct.


>Also, what's spirituality like?

I'm not really a spiritual person. Throughout all my life prior to this I've attended Catholic schools and had mostly Catholic friends.

>>18349892
I wouldn't say I believe vampires exist, but it's interesting that the drinking of blood appears so frequently in ancient culture. I've heard the theory that it symbolises the conqueror absorbing the power of the defeated, but I wonder if the idea didn't actually develop into real rituals which were performed as an elite privilege, or a religious rite.

If Bathory found that her skin was more beautiful after bathing in blood, it isn't so far-fetched to think that vampirism was really practiced by aristocracy or royalty, or by the priestly castes, whether for the benefit of power, or youth or beauty, or whatever.

>>18349892
Sounds like Fallout 3 shit cult from metro station.

>>18352481
You need to get out more

>when you realize you are sitting on a bus full of window lickers and there is no driver at the wheel.
Oh well, peace out.

>>18352248
I know and believe.

>>18349892
https://merrylinmuseum.squarespace.com/

enjoy

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>>18351937
God this board is shit. Can we ban role players?

>>18352590
> deflection detected

>>18354425

>distraction injected

>>18352590
>>18354425
>>18354429
All ya'll showing up on my gaydar like big cock shaped blips and the alarms here at the NSA Occult Observation and Cleaning Supplies Storage Closet keep sounding the FAGGOTS DETECTED klaxon.

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>>18353402
While we're at it can we ban all succubus and divination threads.

>>18354479
> interjection reflected

>>18351937
Roleplaying as a Goth-y vampire is so 90's, you faggot.

How do you be a half vampire, are you just born into it...?

>>18349892
I don't think there are half breeds. As far as I know, it's like a disease or a genetic disorder. You either are or are not. Some people claim to be able to turn other people. But I have my doubts on that matter.

>>18354955

Whoops meant
>>18354931

>>18354955
>it's like a disease or a genetic disorder.

Correct. AutIsm Is a genetic disorder.

Well I think I am a half breed something I haven't contracted this disease yet

>>18353402
To be able to ban vampire roleplayers, we'd have to ban vampire threads.

You can't be certain any specific poster is making things up unless you have some objective standard to compare his statements to. Since we don't have a confirmed legit vampire, or incontrovertible evidence that they do not exist, we're stuck making assumptions based on our best judgement of the matter.

If this board is shit, it's because people who make bad threads and shitpost are highly motivated, while people who make good threads and contribute are not strongly incentivized to do so. /x/ is only as good as you and I are forcing it to be.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn2wY7HbD9E

>>18356205
Fuck off with that fake and staged shit.

>>18349918
>ancient ritual
Exactly

>>18353074
The only black magic spell occurred when the first vampire (a warlock) performed the ritual that originated vampirism.

>>18356822
It's rude to call male witches warlocks dude

>tfw no attractive, sadistic vampires to play with me and keep me in constant state of anemia

anyone who claims vampire around?

>>18356892
i eat my gf out while she's on her period does that count?

>>18356904
idk i gotta fuck her to find out

>>18356909
hope you like fat chicks

>>18356914
we can always cut the unnecessary parts out and make our frankeshgirl

>>18356869
That's what he was labeled during his time.

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>>18351937
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>>18352052
>>18352248
>>18353098

>>18354931
You can not be born a vampire.