>be me
>college freshman
>things have been going alright lately
>no bullshit has really happened to me in a while
>come to /x/ for the first time last night, thought I'd check it out
>browse through some threads, read about divination and demons and shit like that
>pretty cool
>leave after like 30 mins
>today
>find out tuition payment failed to go through
>hold placed on my account so i can't register for next semester's classes
>washing machine goes crazy and fills 100% with suds so my socks are unretrievable
>essay i have been working on disappears from my computer (it's due at midnight)
What the fuck have you done to me, /x/? Is it because I didn't respond to any "X will happen if you don't reply to this post" posts? Am I cursed for reading about demons and shit now?
You better uncurse me you fucking faggots.
>>18342816
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>>18342845
I'm not joining anything, as soon as you guys uncurse my ass I'm never coming back to /x/
>>18342868
למולך מחכה לך
I put a curse on you nigga. Fuck yo couch and yo college bitch!
t̵̛̝͚̫̣͕̪̘̘͙͐̈́̓̿̐̎̑͘h̵̡̰̭̖̯̺͎̫̫̾̑̈́̈̽̐̈̍̚e̴̡̻̣̯̗̙͕̠̙̽̽̓͒́̑͝͝͠r̵̨̪̪̻͈̩̺͔̩̈́̊̋̾̀̏̓͝͝ě̴̡͚̩̥̥̣̼͓̟̆͐͋̒̾̈̑͝ ̸͍̥̭̩͈͔͇͉͒̈́͋̋̔͒̆̍́͜ḯ̶̛̥̝̥̖̘̳̯̦̐̅̌̄̾̚͜͝ś̶̢̨͇̭̙͙̯̘́̐̒̔̅͑̿͒ͅ ̶̙̫̜̖͕̟̼͎̀̎̎̋̑̉̅̕̕ͅņ̶̡̢̛̳̙̬͇̥̝̈́̓̑́̐̈̎͝o̵̬̼̻͚̹̣͈̞̹̓͊̅͛̍̃͒̕͘ ̷̢̙̪͓̜̼̫͍̒̾̾̀̊́̍̈́͛͜ą̶̟͔̰̤͎͕͎͆̅̆͑̌͋͊͒͝ͅc̵̮̦̳̩͍͍͉̜͓͂̏̋͑̀͌̏̇͊ṯ̶̨̟̤̦̘̰̰͂̌́͊̉̒̓́͝ͅi̶̧͈͍̙͙̠͙͇̭͐̓͒̇̑͂̾̈́̀ǫ̴̧͚̩͇͇̬̭͈̓̾͋̑͑̎̏͋͆n̸̢̨͍̲̬̺̲̲̬̆̈́͒̔̀͗͆̕͘ ̸̡̜̫̣͚͔͛̾̅̓͛̈͒͘͘͜ͅͅw̸̨̨̪͙̘̺͓̫̺͆̈́̎̎̽̀̿̎͘i̵̢̭͈͖̦͇̭̺̦͌̿̌͛͑̄͊̂̕ţ̷̡̭̲̯͉̰̠̠̅̀̆͆́̓̆̕͝h̵̨̹̟̫̝̭̹̫̱͂̋̓̍̃̃̃̎͝o̸̞̗̫̬̳̙̞̥͋͋̈́̓̈́̿̕͝͝ͅǘ̸̪͇̣̱͓̰̪͔̱̆͐́̓͑̊̔͘t̵̡̤̫̜̣̭̝͚͙̍̿̍̾͒̾̈́̚͝ ̵̢̧͕̳̲͈̦̭̔̿͛͋̄̃̃̚͝ͅč̶͎̜̠͙̪̭͍͕̩̀̾͒̎̉̇̚̚o̶̡̢̧̖͚̼͉̞͔̔̅́͛̅̒̾̐͌ņ̷̹̦̣͕̯͚̲̜̾̑̇̋̐̉́̉́s̸͙̮͕̰̖̠̺̘͊̋̋̄̈́͊̅̓̿͜ȇ̶̺͔̯̣̺͕̯͓̎̂̈͊̋͘͘͝ͅq̴̼͍͚̜̭̼̦͍̩̽͒͛́̊̽̾̕͝ư̵̛͚̪̠͓͚̖̝͙̦͑̒͊̊͋͝͝ḙ̴͓̖͔̙̥͙̜̒́͐̾̐̈́̈́̌̔ͅn̶̡̡̜̭͕͍̮̠̈́̓́̇̆͒͌̃̒ͅc̴̨͍̺̤̣͖̘̪̜̉̉̇̊͛̆́̄̕e̵̢̨̨̤͔͖̞̺̺̎́̈́̀̌͘̚͝͠ ̸̨̡͚̺͚͕̹̰̪̌́̍͛̓̌̐͠͠
>>18342816
Alright dude I'll break it.