Seriously guys, how the fuck does David Blaine do it? The mutilation

How does he do it? He fake's it, that's how.

>>18336145
i don't really keep up with illusionists but if you're talking about mind reading, it's probably mentalism. keyword for your search.

>>18336147

He doesn't set things up. He has had multiple famous guests as narcissistic as Kanye to come on. There is no way someone could convince Kanye to go along with an act.

>>18336153

Can you give me a summary? I would love to research it further, but I am also "studying for a test" and the second I start researching is the second I throw in the towel.

>>18336145

Mutilation and body harm is he has a anesthetic injected so he can puncture muscle and hand all way through that's why there is no blood involved or minimal and no pain

>>18336161
>Kanye is broke
>offer him 10k

>>18336179

But EVERYONE else?

I find it a bit hard to believe. He woudn't have built a reputation for himself if he just paid everyone off.

>>18336169
Well that's absolutely awful to picture. Im honestly not as impressed with the no blood/pain as much as "whats the password to his phone?" "6600"

>>18336167
basically it's sleight of mind.

knowing how the human mind works, and taking advantage of that in order to fool people into think you are performing supernatural acts.

i guess you could say that being able to tell if somebody is lying by having a working knowledge of body language is the type of trick a mentalist will have up their sleeve.

>>18336184
lol seriously?
its hollywood man, they do anything and everything for money and promotion
they're all in it together, look at all the illuminati shit, i just watched his show, its full of symbolism.
if you want freaky shit, google spirit cooking, i can guarantee that bitch has something to do with this show

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Theres this weird interview. He refers to himself in third person at one point

https://youtu.be/eSyy07lNWug

>>18336184
Listen to what other magicians like le trashman have to say about him. The entirety of street magic is editing, finding someone dumb enough to fall for it and often, random chance.

>>18336145
The frog trick is pretty interesting regarding the book of revelations and how it mentions the impure spirits that look like frogs coming out of the mouths of the beast and the false prophet. Maybe he is one of the two. Performing false wonders

>>18336199
dubs of truth.. everything is staged as always

>>18336214
Trump and pepe. I d bee saying for months he's the promised anti-Christ

>>18336199
>>18336225
>something /x/ related gets posted
>not /x/ because of Jews, illuminati, Hollywood pedo dick sucking ring

Never change /x/. Never change.

>>18336189

Yes it is "unnerving"

He's actually a black mage. No kidding. His street shows are only his bread and butter. Look for his tattoos and who he used to frequent prior to being famous.

>>18336232
Trump isn't the Antichrist lol. He may look like a frog, but that's just him. I could see David Blaine playing one of those roles though.

>>18336234
something /x gets posted?
yea as mentioned before, only thing /x about this is his connection with Mariana M
I can see her 'art' shit all over this show, otherwise its all set up.. i wouldn't be surprised if its you D Blaine posting here, looking for attention fucking faggot..
this show sucks, everything is staged.. keep drinking that baby blood and cutting your middle faggot.

>>18336247
Wew lad

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>>18336242
>looks like a frog

Hes actuals alternate timeline Biff

>>18336198

But some of his "tricks" are based on guessing what someone is thinking, like guessing a word or a name. It is hard to guess what someone is thinking off of body language.

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>>18336252
kek

>>18336199

I looked into that. I don't see how this is that freaky. What is the outcome of ~spirit cooking~?

also why does our DNC care?

>>18336241

Really, so what do black mages do?


...so he did sell his soul to the devil. Just as I suspected ;).

>>18336266
It's hard but not impossible. Look up cold reading.

>>18336247


I wish I was David Blaine.
His wife is a baaaabe.

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>>18336278
lol so you didn't look into it
lets see
>this random Mariana M girl is seen with hollywood and high end government
>she specifically states the difference between art and private rituals
>there is a video of her pouring a concoction of human blood, human semen, and human breast milk on a 'doll' wrapped in cloth
>on the wall she writes to cut into your finger and eat the pain
>john podesta has her emails
>he also wears a bandaid on his finger
>she is clearly tied to hillary
>hillary even mentions sacrificing chickens
>moloch

fuck you /x.. i thought this is something you guys would easily eat up and investigate.. instead YOURE FUCKING IMPRESSED BY FUCKING DAVID FUCKING BLAINE
FUCK YOU

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>>18336341

>>18336341
I read all of this, but is there any actual association to what is obtained from her doing these "rituals"? Like what is the end all goal.

They clearly lost so the ritual didn't help them on that subject.

>>18336341
>fuck you /x.. i thought this is something you guys would easily eat up and investigate..

People did and all they could find is ''muh pedo satanic pizza eating ring''. It's pretty much a meme at this point.

>>18336145
demons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7uHI1x09A

>>18336341
Where is this video? And what is her last name?

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>>18336402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ys-Lfu4Sc

>>18336384
so this isn't interesting to /x.. satanic rituals, HIGHEST LEVELS OF GOVERNMENTS, hollywood, pedo rings, pedo planes, holy fuck,,, what else do you guys want.

>>18336380
well, all good things must come to an end :D

>>18336353
fuck you

>>18336479
Tell us something new, negroid. It's not like she kidnapped you to rape you on an altar or anything.

>>18336491
fuck you go jerk off to d blaine

>>18336145
Paid actors / plants / research on famous people.

Anything that doesnt look possible is done with editing, the cuts are really good but sometimes you can see it. The trick where he steps through the glass window after putting a paper over it you can see the video cut REALLY bad.

Totally ruined it for me.

>>18336161
>Call Kanyes publicist and explain hell be on TV doing a David Blane magic trick.

>So David is going to need to know Kanyes favorite food, movie and childhood friends middle name.

>>18336496
>Struggling to derail a David Blaine thread
>He wants to glorify pedophiles like Clinton
Why don't you go jerk off to your childhood pictures, narcissic homosexual?

>inb4 he's too uneducated to know the definition of narcissic
>Or homosexual

>>18336601
seriously blaine, go to sleep.. its only you posting here..
and glorify? fuck you, im trying to bring attention to real /x shit, not a fake tv show easily debunked..

>>18336605
>bring attn to
Eat shit newfriend. You have your own thread for that. No one likes you.

>>18336614
sorry blaine, must suck having a shitty show no one likes and coming on /x to draw interest.. your show fucking sucks.. gawd i hate since 4chin blew up now all these famous fucks come on here looking for gratification.. go eat a frog

>>18336605
See >>18335636

It's already been brought up. Now stop glorifying pedos with what's also an easily debunked meme.

>>18336266
>It is hard to guess what someone is thinking off of body language.
Actually it's not.

Ever notice how most magicians that do the "pick the card you're thinking of" trick will pick a few cards they call out of the deck first? It's not to prove they can do it - it's to get a feel for what kind of reaction a person will give when they hear/think of a suit or number.

People are surprisingly easy to read if you know how to read people.

>>18336626
poor david, you really want me to stop glorifying those pedos and give you attention.. but youre apart of their crew!! whens the last time you met with that crazy bitch, though shes fucking hot for her age

p.s. watch this magic trick, i know your fucking david blaine lmao.. sad

>>18336620
>He's jealous that he can't get gratification from shitposting on /x/
That's why there's always /d/ for you to shitpost on.

Why not combine your love of glorified pedophilia with your love of cock?

>>18336637
never heard of /d/ blaine.. sorry theres no one in your thread here expect me.. its what hell will be like for you too

>>18336636
>Newfag's so butthurt that he can't derail a thread
>Automatically thinks a bunch of random anons are all David Blaine
Yeah; as it shitposting on /x/ is more important to a film entertainer than actually making money doing his next film production...

If you're so interested in investigating the Clintons, why not go to Podesta's pizza parlour yourself? Don't forget to bring pics of your childhood self for everyone to jerk off to.

>>18336247
>>18336605
>>18336620
>>18336636
>>18336643
Autism/10

The funny part is that >>18336656 isn't the guy accusing the autist of glorifying pedophiles (I am, by the way).

>>18336648
david blaine doesnt make a lot of money

>>18336656
not hard to samefag when theres 2 people posting in the thread

>>18336660
funny part is no one likes you blaine.. go fucking die, hows the spirit cooking working out for you? enjoy doing shitty tricks on tv.. ps your trick of shooting a bullet at yourself is especially fake, the bullet doesn't even pierce the wall when you blank fire it, just strong enough to break a fucking lightbulb.. gawd youre a fake

>>18336479
Well that video was interesting for sure. I still think David blaine is on a similar level though.

>>18336664
fuck you blaine.. go to fucking sleep

>>18336479
Lol what is that coming out of her mouth btw?

>>18336669
I'm not whoever you're fighting with, I'm the one who asked for the video.

>>18336663
>>18336669
>Doesn't know how to check IPs
Autist pls.

You could also tell he's not me because he doesn't insist on saying you want to glorify pedophilia, like I insist on doing.

By the way, you're glorifying pedophilia. :^3

>>18336674
Don't worry, bro. The autist thinks we're samefagging, no matter how much I explain to him that we're not. It's not like he's intelligent enough to know anyways (he even thinks that we're both David Blaine, as if he has nothing better to do than shitpost on /x/).

>>18336677
thanks man, youre so smart mr blaine..

>>18336683
no you dont.. you probably sit at home alone most of the day jerking off to cheese pizza as you keep mentioning it.. how was the pedo plane? ah shit, you weren't cool enough to get invited... how was the ping pong game then?

>>18336688
Nice gets

Also, how would you know about the pedo ring unless you're involved?

Besides, I prefer anchovies on my pizzas. :^3

>>18336683
>>18336688
Idk dudes. I'm confused what you're even fighting about lol if you think David blaine isn't into some occult ritual type shit you might be trippin. That doesn't let Hillary s witch friend off the hook by any means. It's all very bizarre shit.

>>18336702
desu i have nothing against pedos.. i believe kids should be wed super young.. though i don't think kids and adults should be allowed.. so two 9yos would be kool..

but what the pedo ring is, isn't just pedo.. those kids who encounter the elites, don't see the light of day again.. so fucking then killing kids, nope..

obviously you do, anchovies are a pedo joke/pedo food faggot

>>18336704
hes a no one.. just another celebrity who meets with that Mariana bitch and throws in a shit ton of symboles trying to get popular

>>18336716
>desu i have nothing against pedos
So you want to glorify pedos; I knew it!

Wouldn't you like to stick your anchovy inside some poor kid's mouth...

>>18336704
Eh; it's fun to see an autistic underage faggot go autistic over some shit he's only speculating on, without any actual evidence. The best part is in how he's struggling to derail this thread when there's already another thread on the Podestas & Clintons.

>Hurr y u talk abaot Blaine talk about pedo rings

>>18336179

he uses the person's natural information dump port. he "jacks" into it without them realizing it and pumps out their information.

>>18336716
You've officially lost me. Just leave the kids out of the equation. It's irrelevant. He's a nobody? So is every other celeb. That doesn't make him any less of a practitioner of black magic. Which is essentially the whole point of this thread.

>>18336145
I have a fetish idol of my boy hadui which looks just like him

Nothing interesting to see here

#DavidPlain

>>18336737
lawl mr blaine.. you cant lie to me, its funny how i easily found you on here.. you dont think you arent doing anything bad? your anchovy jokes arent flying over me, you cant lie to real 'spirit' individuals :D

p.s. your show fucking sucks.

>>18336743
i said it to bring out his reaction.. which he seems to be focused on kids, cause its how you get into this dark magic circle.. eating, fucking, and killing kids.. theres your answer and why i despise mr blaine so much.. i cant wait til hes rotting in hell

>>18336751
>you cant lie to real 'spirit' individuals
I see you also enjoy some of that old-time spirit cooking, eh? :^3

I knew you glorified pedophilia, newfag.

And you seem to be focused on kids yourself, since you're trying to derail a discussion about David Blaine (who I'm clearly not, but whatever) to a discussion about a ring of pedophiles. You can call me "Mr. Blaine" as much as you want; it only adds to your autism (& the hilarity of your mental illness.

>>18336770
yup.. fucking faggots.. you dont even know what newfag means.. try to triforce fag.. your lack of self awareness is amazing

luckily for america, autism got trump elected so fuck you.. glad you and the witch will burn soon.. seems like you can barely live with yourself for participating with those demons, not even the fame and fortune are worth it, eh? o.O

>>18336648
>pizza

just an odd note, i've got a friend, he's not really slow, but more was tied to his momma's apron strings so tight he almost got buried with her.

but anyway, he only does what his mother ever allowed him to, and he's now 60. she taught him to read, and was taught rules and how the alphabet sounds.

he pronounces pizza as /pee zuh/. no t sound, just the soft z. can't convince him otherwise.

just thought it was interesting

>>18336793
You're both wrong
it's an italian word

>>18336671

she's laying eggs

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>>18336145
Better yet how do magicians hook up with the hottest celebs? They all seem so gay and beta as fuck.

>>18336837
It's because women crave real power, and thy illusion satisfy them not

>>18336791
>luckily for america, autism got trump elected so fuck you
Who said I wouldn't have voted for Trump if I were American, ya dunce?

>tfw Canadian anon trolling American autist
>tfw being called a stage illusionist who makes money & fucks bitches
I take it you're just jealous that David Blaine actually makes money & fucks bitches lol

>>18336845
lol nope.. zero jealousy.. dont fucking tell me you are in toronto you sjw, faggot.. and im canadian too

stop pretending not to be mr blaine fag

>>18336851
>Toronto
Eww

By the way, I'm in Mississauga. Whereabouts are you? Jokeville, or Bramistan?

>>18336863
Stoney Creek fag. I could smell the degeneracy off you a mile away.

>>18336869
>Stoney Creek
I'm surprised they let autistic townships in Ontario get internet. Ah, well; can't win them all against the potato clan.

>>18336875
good one champ.. gladly your use of 3 buzz words doesn't guarantee you aren't out of the club either, though it seems you enjoy autistic children, as your numerous posts would suggest.

>>18336869
>hurr my autism got Trump elected
>I'm a Canadian
You're so autistic, you think your retardation got a smart man elected when you couldn't even cast a vote. Now go back to your jerking of to pictures of your younger self, leaffag.

>>18336885
>He thinks I enjoy him
So you admit you're underage?

You know that 4chan is for people 18+, right?

>>18336893
I wasn't implying myself, sorry that your lack of comprehension means a lot of meaning go over your head.

>>18336899
I think you were implying yourself, especially since you sure act like it.

Now either start talking some meaningful shit about David Blaine, start another thread on the whole Spirit Cooking shit you think is so important, or gtfo the computer & go find yourself a pedo ring to infiltrate & report back on.

>>18336907
lol. ok mr blaine. keep jerking off to yourself..

>>18336915
You too, Mr. Podesta

>>18336145

He's enlightened.

Any enlightened person can do anything he does.

You can tell by his speech pattern and the questions he asks.

>>18336919
more like
#DavidPlain

>>18336919
This.

Unlike >>18336791

>>18336919
Elaborate plox

>>18336944

Mindful awareness, no suffering is worse than any other to him, there is no situation that puts him on edge.

>>18336948
because all suffering is the death of a spirit, and thus he suffers not

>>18336948
Thats interesting. What are some techniques to achieve this.

I like David Blaine. I dont think he is a demon or whatever, although that interview upthread is odd, but it does seem he can do some things that go beyond the average illusion.

>>18336962
He demonstrates the power of God, and how he might do anything he wishes

Every trick Blaine does has been explained in the past and it's available for free in various magic and sleight of hand forums. Most of his tricks are very basic , especially the card tricks. His street magic is 99% editing. He also does some stunt/daredevil/Guinness book type stuff like hilding his breath. We are talking about the guy who started his career with "levitation" tricks which is like the most basic of tricks that even kids can do.

>>18336266

Maybe he saw him put the code in,remembered it, did a few regular tricks and then pretended like he never saw the phone code when he started the new trick

>>18336341
Marina abromovic is a famous performance artist. Her being tied to actors and wannabe artsy upper class New Yorkers isn't shocking at all

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>>18336931
youre so kool

Demons whisper in his ear
I've seen them

One shows up in his special where he is preforming for Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul, when Bryan joking asks David for the code to unlock Aarons phone, and David answers him correctly.

>>18336167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSCqbE6JQag
This might interest you. He's a "mentalist" I think. But he claims it's not magic blah blah check it out

>>18336242
I could see Trump being the antichrist. He became president by fooling the idiots that followed him. That's pretty demonic

>>18336628
This.

>>18339759

and not the literal satan worshipers on the other side

>>18336962

Everyone has their own path to enlightenment, their own hurdles to clear. Most of them are relative to ego.

It is basically the disconnection of the "self" while being completely present in the moment itself.

It's hard to describe.

>>18336380
spirit cooking is the process of trying to make an inanimate object come to life. in many cases this is a 'golem' - or just think of a doll.

>>18339759
Who did he fool who wasn't already fooled? Most people I know hate the dude. People who still think the voting system isn't completely and utterly rigged at that. If trump is Satan's trump card then I feel bad for him lol good luck with that one bro.