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Dear /x/, If you would not be averse to summoning up some succubi,

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Dear /x/,

If you would not be averse to summoning up some succubi, ghost blowjobs, and/or hunting down some xenos and sacrificing their buttholes to the old ones together, would you do us the honor of accompanying us to the Winter Ball this year?

Sincerely,
/d/
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>>18335900
What's the grey freaking out about? That's how she sexes you!!
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>>18335900
we're going with /pol/ he summoned a chaos god.

and I'm pretty sure /x/ isn't lesbian, but... maybe it is. lots of witches are lesbians
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isn't /d/ going with /toy/?
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>>18335942
/toy/ was one of the boards we talked about asking, but we haven't heard for sure whether they're interested; there seemed to be some more interest here when we asked in your earlier thread, so we thought we'd make it an official invitation.
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>>18335952
/x/ and /d/ is a little too obvious maybe? Just have to wait and see what the rest of the board thinks.
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>>18335900
/pol/ summoned an ancient chaos frog god and meme magicked Trump into presidency..

Maybe next year my love.
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>>18336058
/pol/ is going with /o/, though.
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You might as well go with /d/, /pol/ is going with /o/ since all you fucking wannabes care about is our Meme Magic and our Ayylmaos.

Kek told us about your digging ways and how you just want to use us to get your own ends.
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yes I think /d/ and /x/ are a perfect match
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>>18336077
Agreed, I like it.
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>>18336071
>>18336058
if you believe /pol/ summoned a chaos god then you ARE /pol/. GTFO
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>>18335937
>>18336058
/pol/ hates us now and they are going with /o/
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>our ayys
>our

Not even worth a (You) tbqh, get off our board already

And based off that artwork alone I'd go with /d/, it's actually good
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Sounds good.
I miss /pol/
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>>18336111
When was the last time that /x/ did anything? You're supposed to be THE magical/occult/spoopy board, yet through sheer force of will, shitposting, and Gets /pol/ has memed Donald Trump into office.

We're beating you at your own game with just our shitposting and memetic imagery.
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>>18336115
good riddance.

I vote for /d/ as well, they've always been chill and everyone knows /x/ loves tentacles
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>>18336136
because /x/ isn't a hive mind that's essentially operating under the same philosophies as a b raid. That's all you guys are. a lot of people on /x/ are more interested in person development. go ahead and be glad you're 'hte most magickalist".

You didn't use magick, you forced a fucking meme.
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>>18335900
yes /d/ we will go with u
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>our ayys
>our

Yes, our. /our guy/ is the President, who has access to Area 51, where the ayys are kept. Checkmate, /x/. The ayys will never be yours.

>>18336149
Don't forget to be jealous.
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>>18336149
>forced a fucking god of chaos into doing our bidding

Ftfy
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>>18336158
sounds like it's official
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>>18336136
Everyone here has different motives. It's rare these days that something is achieved as a team in /x/.

You (maybe) changed the outcome of this timeline because almost every single person wanted it, believed that it would be done with Pepe and "Meme Magick" and believed that it is all true.
Almost every single person here has her/his own dogma.
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of course /d/ick suckers would have us give up our magical demon waifus
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>>18336136
>memes affected the presidency
wew
e
w
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>thinks that greys are still kept at Area 51
>thinks the puppet elect will dare to release any info on ayys whether they're blue or red

We all saw that thousand-yard stare after he was debriefed, come on now. So you can go back to your pepes.
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Set up a strawpoll to make it official.
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>>18336227
What are the other options. /tg/ ?
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>>18336240
I'm not surprised that you were able to tell I was a fa/tg/uy.

Your other options would be to make some sort of google forms thing. People aren't really sure what /x/ is doing right now, though, so getting SOMETHING is better than nothing. With all the business between /pol/, /r9k/, /int/, and [s4s], there should be virtually no worries about anyone rigging it.

I wish you guys the best of luck. You've still got a lot of time to set stuff up.
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>>18335937
Lol fuck no
we with /o/

t. /pol/
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Dear /x/,

It has come to our attention that we are going to be very lonely this year and are very desperate for a date to the ball. Please consider us, we'll do pretty much anything at this point.

Love,
/mlp/
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>>18336275
/r9k/ turned you down?
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>>18336275
ponies aren't supernatural.

and no, cartoon ponies aren't supernatural either.
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>>18336275
Sacrifice all of your horses to Yog-Sothoth and we will accept.
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>>18336283
They didn't so much turn us down as they flew into an autistic fit and threatened to post gore to cancel the ball because they thought we were trying to manipulate them.
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>>18336295

But they have a wizard pony.
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>>18336298
There are many ponies that we can sacrifice.
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>>18336193
I think the /d/enizens would rather assist us in summoning them so they can be part of the demonic tentacle fuckfest.
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>>18336302
We have tons of wizard ponies. One of them even has a tulpa of sorts.
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>>18336275
/x/
/D/eviant here
Can we three way with /mlp/?
I feel bad for them.
And we have the sex drive.
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>>18336295
>>18336298
Fuck you faggots. Our candy colored ponies are more magical than any shit you retards could conjure.

Everyone wants to cum in Rainbow Dash. No one wants to even cum in your board-tan.
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>>18336322
YOU FOOL, STOP THIS
/x/, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
WE HAVE MANY GENETIC MISTAKES WE CAN SACRIFICE
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>>18336319
Fuck no. Horse fuckers stay out of the picture or the deal is off. I like you /d/ but don't be getting any ideas.
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>>18336322

Rarity man, myself.
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>>18336319
Fuck you too. Our love for Dashie and Fluttershy is pure and innocent. You weirdos just want to defile them with your weeb hentai shit. Ponies are never going with you fucking freaks. KYS in a sacrifice to Kthulu or whoever you queers worship.
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>>18336319
/d/ I know you are into weird stuff but let's keep ponies out at least?
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>>18336331
>worst pony

Oh fucks sake.
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>>18336337
This isn't a nor/mlp/erson. It's /r9k/ trying to sabotage us. Don't listen to him.
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>>18336337
I'm guessing you're the samefag that throws the same shit in our thread pretending to hate /mlp/
Where you actually from?
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>>18336337
>Kthulu
you guys lost your chance permanetly.
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>>18336325
YES. BURN THE PONIES FOR YOG-SOTHOTH!!! HE IS THE GATE AND THE KEY!!!!
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>>18336339
We don't fuck the horses.
Unless we turn Emily into one.
Or into a centaur.
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>>18336356
Let me be clear here.
We throw a few unfortunate ponies into a pit of fire, shout some prayer words, and you'll go with us to the ball?
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Manipulate the boundary between reality and fiction and bring sexier memes to life.
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>>18336351
Good. Fuck off. We don't need a date for the Winterball. Pony love is more than enough, and is more pure and magical than your faggoty retarded wannabe haunted house shit.
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>>18336364
Yeah you're definitely not /mlp/

You're not very good at pretending huh?
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>>18336360
No. /x/ and /d/ are going together. /mlp/ can go without a date and then swallow as many sleeping pills as it wants after, fuck off forever.
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>>18336360

Gotta rip out their hearts before kicking them in to the fire pit. Corporate policy.
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>>18336370
Stop it. You are ruining the sacrifice.
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>>18336370
What if we bring sleeping pills to the ball to drug the other boards? Then you can sacrifice them. It's perfect, right? And all it costs is letting us tag along like that squeaky third wheel on your old tricycle.
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>>18336385
>your old tricycle.
Anyone else think of "trikey" from Billy and Mandy?
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Let the ceremonies begin.
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>>18336368
You think you're /mlp/, faggot? You'd sacrifice ANY PONY to get with some trashy whore like /x/? Fucking go die in a fire.
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>>18336377
/x/ is going with /d/ so we can with our combined powers summon a tentacle monster for some mutual good times. /mlp has nothing to do with it.

>>18336385
Sure, then we sacrifice you too.
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>>18336390
>You think you're /mlp/, faggot?

You're not fucking good at this.
No, I'm /d/
You're really fucking bad at pretending.
just stop.
Its embarrassing by proxy.
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>>18336390
>derpy
>nyx
>bulk
>dash
>luna
>sunburst
I would sacrifice many ponies to get with some trashy whore like /x/. I have standards. Those mistakes would be better served on a platter for some ancient god than ruining our show. /x/ baby, you can have them. Let's have a blood orgy.
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IT'S SETTLED. A HORSE SACRIFICE MUST HAPPEN OR WE GO WITH /D/.
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https://mlpforums.com/topic/73625-mlp-banned-from-polish-school-for-promoting-occultism-satanism-wtf-o-o/

/mlp/ might be trying too hard.
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>>18336405
We go with /d/ anyway nigga. Horse sacrifice happens literally just so /mlp/ can tag along until us and /d/ decide that the party is lame and leave that poor faggot there so we can go summon a succubus at the motel.
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>>18336410
>just so /mlp/ can tag along until us and /d/ decide that the party is lame and leave that poor faggot there so we can go summon a succubus at the motel.

this
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>>18336410
I agree with this.
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>>18336405
The deed is done.
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I require an artfag from /d/ to draw a tied and bound Twilight Sparkle in the center of a pentagram with candles burning on each point as our cloaked acolytes prepare the sacred knife to tear into that heart and immolate it on the hearth for Yog Sothoth.

...or something.
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>>18336405
And so it is written
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>>18336437 One pony isn't enough and I see no heart. It must be this >>18336442

The more beloved the sacrifice, the more potent of a tribute it shall be for our elder god.
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>>18336464
I don't think you fully understand how much people love the pony in that drawing. She's a fandom favorite. She started many wars on /mlp/ even. That's quite the sacrifice.
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>>18336437
>>18336469
I say close enough. You can tag along until /d/ and us decide to leave to party and summon a succubus.
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A tulpa that looks like Twilight Sparkle might work as a substitute sacrifice.
Feel free to sacrifice the tulpamancer simultaneously.
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>>18336410
>>18336418
>>18336428
>>18336478
Sweet, it's settled then!
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>>18336499
yep, done deal

looking forward to /d/x/ fanarts.
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>>18336499
>>18336515
oh, and /mlp/ of course
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>>18336515
I like /XD/ better
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>x, d, and mlp, and eventually a succubus
there's only so many orifices you can stuff with bd dildos and tentacles
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>>18336552
>there's only so many orifices you can stuff with bd dildos and tentacles

And that number is very, very large, when you can have very many, many tentacles.
And more succubi can always be had for more orifices.
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/d/ is a bunch of fucking homos
/x/ is going with April O'Neil
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As much as I love d, think of that one guy in /sum/ who gave a lifetime of worship to the HORSE DEMON OROBAS for shits and gigs and a packet of gum
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Lewds of /x/ /d/ and /mlp/ being ravaged by the mighty tentacles of the great Cthulhu when?????
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>>18335900

Chaos, sex, and rock and roll. /pol; even when we don't participate we watch and KEK.
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>>18336563
how many orifices does /d/ have
we gotta get these logistics out of the way
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>>18336645
/d/eviant checking in.

During the ball im sorry but only 3 or 4 are available, we have a slime dress though that can form as you need.

Pre or post ball however, wew, just up to your imagination, and I'm sure that won't be hard lovelies
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Yeah what're we wearing, I've got a few ideas but I'd love some input
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>>18336673
>Pre or post ball however, wew
Just for an idea.
We could go giantess to a point where you can fuck our sweat pores with your whole body.
Which makes. . .
A lot.
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>>18336599
This please
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>>18336676
should get /tg/ to do the math on how big /d/emona would have to be for that.
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>>18336675

The idea is not settled but >>>/d/7117886 and >>>/d/7117939 is the latest the drawfag gave us. A few othee designs are in the thread but I like these

>>18336676
I would say that's a new one if /gts/ "generals" were one of the most common boards. But I had to dig a lil to find it so if the others are cool with it sure.
(you want it to happen during the main dance right?)
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>>18336690
>(you want it to happen during the main dance right?)
Eh wouldn't want to ruin the other boards time.
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>>18336690
I like the red one better.
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>>18335900
neber forget
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>>18335900
I vote /d/
/pol/ is idiots
at least we know we're idiots here.
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>>18336675
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>>18336673
infinite orifices? just for us?
after our own hearts, pre-sacrificed
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they're going to open an inter dimensional portal and doom us all but that's ok
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>>18336746
I swear I've seen a naked version of that on creepy wiafu thread, which reminds me, would you go in this? >>>/d/7076083
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>>18336727
I wonder if /aco/ has a board tan yet. They have an excellent nightmare waifu thread up most of the time, and frequent goth girl threads (Lydia from Beetlejuice, Raven from Teen Titans, Wednesday Adams, and so on).

As for /pol/, they've been particularly dickish ever since the election (case in point, >>18335636). I'm a Libertarian in Pennsylvania, I voted Trump, you'd think they'd be a little less ungrateful. I did it because I support his policy positions, not out of solidarity with /pol/, but still. They clearly don't deserve us. More like they don't deserve anyone until they learn a little humility. When moot mistreated them I thought it was excessive, but now I think maybe he was justified. Being right and insufferable is as bad as being wrong.
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>>18336801
/x/ will always be our true waifu

t. pol
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>>18336801
they do, it's Jacolyn
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>>18336811
this was all just a bad dream, /x/ knows about bad dreams.
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>>18336811
Ebola-chan, there's another great example.

You come ask us to help when you need the manpower, we go to your threads and pitch in, and then you come back here and gloat about how you're so much better wizards than we are.

The next time you try memeing something into reality, I'm liable to work against you. I certainly won't help, since I know you're just going to come insult us afterwards. Maybe if you fail, you'll be nicer when you come asking the time after.
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Frequent browser of /d/ and /x/ here. I think we'd get along well. I'm in agreement to this. /pol/ can fuck off, /mlp/ might be able to come, if they tone the horsefaggotry down.
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>>18336675
what is your input, I will draw a serious one

also
tits out for crowley 2k16
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>>18336853
Let's do a party of four with /aco/. The commonalities are spooky and drawn. Hell, some of the /mlp/ stuff gets dark. Cupcakes, Blanks.
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>>18336852
>Ebola-chan
>Memeing a president into the white house.

At this point, I just want to watch where karma will take them. Or atleast what happens when their egregore breaks free.
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>>18336880

If I may make a suggestion as a /d/eviant, maybe the netting on this should look kinda spider-webbish? It would be good for convenient censoring if the need for any should arise, but also play to the love of spider girls of /d/ and usual creepy nature of spiders.

That looks really good either way, though!
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>>18336912

>>>/tg/50258817
>>>/vp/29946251

you mean like this anon?
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>>18336912
Across boards is >>>/a/149805312.
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What do we do with the ponies sacrifice? Is it lulz or are we summoning something?

Dedication to Kek or maybe like /vp/ suggested we use it to resurrect Cthulu? Im against ponies sacrifice for no reason
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>>18336912
>>18336953

you to three ">>>"s and remember to reqeuest the specific boards with 2 slashes. like this

\/board here
>>>/d/7118091
^2 slashes ^numbers here.
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>>18336957
Yog-Sothoth, for he is the gate and the key. He knows all and sees all. The lurker at the threshold deserves this sacrifice.
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>>18336965
My Bad. However, you should take a look at this... idea /tg/ has had.

>>>/tg/50260259
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>>18336880
nice touch with the berenstein tattoo
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>>18336979

This idea is pretty good but I think /mlp/ already sacrificed the pony so how do we fit them in? MTG and Pokemon after kinky sex sounds great
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>>18336957
Why can't we conglomerate their corpses into a giant undead horror?
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>>18336992
because they don't want to be
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>>18336992

They only gave us one pony : (
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>>18336275
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>>18337003
And it want a ritual execution, they just torched her. No funeral or anything, Im not satisfied. Pony doesn't even look burned.

>they fucking played us
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>>18337003
>>18337014
True, but that only removes this
>>18336990
issue. We forget about /mlp/ and hang out with /tg/ and /vp/. I mean Christ, they (allegedly) burned a horse alive just to go to some ball Can't wait for 4 player mtg, first one to lose gets pushed in the tentacle pit.
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>>18337014
WE NEED TO GO DEMAND THIS >>18336442
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>>18337025
>ball. Can't

Excuse my lack of a period, I'm a guy so I don't have them.
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>>18337003
Well you can't get much elder god on one sacrifice, but you can do a fair bit of necromancy. If they only gave us one pony, we can just use random roadkill and stuff.

Or we could round trip the pony. Use the sacrifice to resurrect the same pony we sacrificed. Bring him back wrong after a felt-far-longer-than-it-was dip in the worse part of the afterlife.
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>>18336880
might be too classy, kinda like yours more, it fits better
also i shamelessly ripped this from a photo of dita von teese lmao
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>>18337026

I agree, this is what we need. As well as a funeral afterwards so their board accepts what's done.

>We forget about /mlp/ and hang out with /tg/ and /vp/. I mean Christ, they (allegedly) burned a horse alive just to go to some ball Can't wait for 4 player mtg, first one to lose gets pushed in the tentacle pit.

This sounds lovely. If we get no future sacrifice this should be the plan. Although I am still hoping we get it, we can always do the sex and magic after the ball
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>>18337029

> Use the sacrifice to resurrect the same pony we sacrificed. Bring him back wrong after a felt-far-longer-than-it-was dip in the worse part of the afterlife

Ooo this has some major potential.
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>>18337025
but an awkward /mlp/ thirdwheeling spooky lady date is cute...
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>>18337029
I like the second option, we can use its suffering to summon a bunch of weird shit and crash the place.
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>>18337059

Then we require the proper sacrifice. >>18336442 Your dealing with occultists and we are picky about our sacrifices.
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>>18337003
I can ritual this bitch up. Give me 20 minutes
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>>18336911
spiderwebs added, tell me if they need improvement
>>18336989
it's jewelrrryyy but thank you
>>18337037
yours is very pretty and true to the original xtan, mines just memes and a cavalcade of x bullshit
but thank you
I do like mine
bad at coloring tho,
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>>18336644
>KEK
>those numbers
He is here!
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>>18335900
kek wills it senpai.
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>>18336160
btw you didn't force anything. Kek's will be done. You are simple invoking his power.
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>>18337116

Love the spider webs.
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>>18337120
>>18337125
>>18337129
People are really going crazy over this, aren't they?
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>>18337003
>>18337014
>>18337029
>>18337042
I'm not too fond of getting banned for posting ponies outside of /mlp/, but Emily brings you a bigger sacrifice.
http://i.imgur.com/v4ZxkvE.png
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>>18337116
oooh pretty, here's another one that i spent even less time on lmao

I really like yours but it feels too mix n match??? like its a bunch of pieces put together u feel????
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>>18337159
SHIT forgot to resize my bad yall
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>>18337116

/d/fag again, IMO The webs really pull the design together.
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>>18337176
They'll look hot with tentacles slithering and coiling underneath them too.
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>>18337149
Holy shit, did we just get /mlp/ to sacrifice ponies for us?
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>>18337185
Damn, /dx/ is scary...
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>>18337185
Desperation will do that.
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>>18337197
Semantically, if we're pronouncing /dx/ like it looks like it should be (dicks), that should be /dx/ are scary.
Then the question becomes "how can we make our /dx/ scarier?"
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>>18337204

A tank.
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>>18337204

We /d/eviants, and im guessing /d/emona does too, usually do it by just adding an odd fetish. Amputation is usually easy I guess.
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>>18337205
How about a tanktacle, DRIVEN BY GHOULS?!?!

....sorry it's shit
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>>18337149
Glorious!!
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>>18337197
We just upped our spoop level. I like it.
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>>18337224

I like it, anon. As long as the tentacle is throwing ghosts or water balloons full of semen instead of tank shells.
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>>18337176
aw man thank you
>>18337181
pic related
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>>18337235
The ammunition shall be ghost balloons full of "ectoplasm".
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Holy shit, this thread is bipolar.Just so much false flagging.
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>>18337207

Since we're taking /mlp/ as well, shouldn't we amputate then dress them as ponies, with a horsetail buttplug sticking out?
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why is this winterball shit always retarded
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>>18337207
>>18337536
That's hot.
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>>18337546

because we are. How many of us have been at an actual ball. Excluding school ones

Anyway /d/egenerate here. Toy finaly woke up and said they wanted to go with us. What do. We're already going with you right?
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>>18337603

Take in /toy/ as well and make them our plaything along with /mlp/. We polygamy now.

pic related
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>>18337619
You're going to have to define "plaything".
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>>18337627

We show them what real pleasure is; playfully stalk them, maybe rip their skin off a time or two, then freeze them in to a stone block with the other playthings until we're ready to go again. Y'know, the standard stuff in the official /x/ version of the kama sutra.
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>>18337619
No extra playthings! /dx/ only! Mlp and toy are just there to observe and not feel lonely!
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>>18337654
The Kama Sutra is an exaltation of life, not death,
and another thing you're wrong about is the French referred to sleeping as the little death
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/x/ will always be in my heart.
For all the good things, for all the bad things. She's the girl that you silently weep for in your sleep only to shrug it off in a fit of rage and eternal hate. We all know someone, who we want to be with but at the same time we push them away because we know what a peace of shit they really are.
Maybe we'll have that weird glance, that awkward conversation at the ball, but nothing more. We both know it, that it would be best for all of us if we just went our separate ways.
You will always be my femme fatale, though. I hope you die, again and again and again just to be reborn. Just to please my eyes with your demonic beauty once more. I hope that you'll have a grand date this year. I really do.
Yours truly, /pol/
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>>18337775
how do you know about the girl with pink hair?
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>>18336437
I'm new here but, I think more ponies need to be sacrificed. With more blood, too.
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>>18337791
(you) can't draw blood. It looks like fetid slime mold when (you) try to draw it
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>>18337791
See >>18337149
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Right now /d/'s party is:

/dxmlptoy/

Care to court /tg/ & /vp/?
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>>18337793
I have autism, I can't draw anyways.
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>>18337830
/mlp/ already tried /g/. They're not interested in the ball.
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>>18337837
>/g/
>>18337830
>/tg/
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/trash/ here, some sockpuppet was being mean to you and we apologize for any misunderstandings
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Avant-garde dress: 3D printed metatron's cube.

Or just a black dress with thousands of glittering eyes, and a single plain red choker.
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>>18337972
If you have the blueprint prepared you can come to the world's largest 3-d printing facility here in youngstown, ohio and they'll print it for you but watch out because lighting a candle is a crime punishable by up to 60 days in jail
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>>18337775
Lol fuck off faggot
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>>18337909
Stop stealing our content faggot.

From, /cyb/
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so wait is /toy/ going with /mlp/ and /x/ with /d/? Whats the story here?

I say we go with /d/, /xd/ is a power couple.
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>>18338189
MLP made the sacrifice. They may tag along. TOY has not sacrificed anything, so that's a no.
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>>18338193
so /x/ and /d/ are letting /mlp/ tag along while /toy/ still doesnt have a date?
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>>18338208
I believe so.
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>>18336058
/pol/ is a fucking mind control experiment with thousends if soldiers. it is a strong force but still a hivemind, its population are like robots who just acquired self awareness.
/x/ is a comfy tavern in the woods, during the dark night where full moon shines. here you will hear interesting stories, that make you shiver tho you are sitting in front of fireplace. you wilm hear occasional howl of werewolf from the woods. singing of the sirens, calling you for an adventure. have a drink with the ghosthunters as you all laugh at wacko who believes that the earth is flat. and you already forget about your friend who went upstairs with a vampire whore and is getting his life sucked out of him while you have no clue.
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>>18338208
I think /toy/ and /mlp/ are sort of under the impression that /toy/ is coming, and /d/ is sort of under the impression that /x/ is okay with that but is sort of unsure about how to proceed since a harem wasn't really what /d/ was aiming for.

This particular /d/eviant thinks /mlptoy/ might be a good combo, and wouldn't object to a /dx/ + /mlptoy/ double date, at least at the outset, but isn't entirely sure what everybody else wants.

I mean, besides tentacles in every orifice, but /d/ just sort of assumes everybody wants that all the time.
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>>18338387
Stop talking about the ship like it was a person you fucking heretic fuck
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>>18338387
You know what I'm thinking. Shit where's the tin foil...
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>>18338411
I don't know because the American consumer hasn't had access to tin foil since the 1960s
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>>18338379
/pol/ is a place where world shaping magic happens. /x/ is a place where they talk about it.
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Yall know us se/x/y anons are pretty openminded right?

Just look at our tan. You know you want a piece of our crazy, the truth is out there and we totally have it and want to share it.

Plus x-tan is my waifu, don't let her go to the ball all lonesome.
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>>18338387
agreed that /mlptoy/ and /dx/ are the best combos, a double date would be ok. I dont think /mlptoy/ ared prepared for the literally blasphemous and unholy things that /dx/ will do to each other after the ball though.
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>>18338444
Hey, /x/, it looks like there's going to be a race at the ball between /polo/, /mint/, and /tgvphis/. /v/'s even talking about giving /tg/ access to Mara, though I think /d/ rightly has some claim to Mara as well, and MegaTen is pretty /x/-relevant.

Do you want to lay claim to the tentacle dick chariot for our own and invade the orifices of the other participants' vehicles until they're our mindless puppets, or just sit this one out?
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>>18336201
but they did. It was the first Memetic War!
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>>18338490
AHEM
>>18337224
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>>18338505
I'd be open to having ghouls and a tank-cannon-tacle added to the chariot, but I don't think the tanktacle itself is built for speed.
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>>18338532
True, perhaps just a rear-mounted tanktacle turret operated by ghouls.
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I believe that something spooky like this should be our ride.
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>>18336136
What makes you think this wasn't a modget?
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It appaears that r9k got their shit together and may accept our inital offer.

If so, we may change our way and go with them, since we were bond by our first words to them.

[spoiler]You can keep the ponies[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because you're cool people[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Still love ya /d/, even if we don't see you at the ball[/spoiler]
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This is gay
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>>18338802
No fuck off, /dx/ is a power couple. Snooze ya lose faggots.
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>>18338802

Disregard this faggot, you our boo, /d/. Tentacles 4 Lyfe
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>>18338802
No one wants to go with /r9k/. Stop it.
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>>18338815
>>18338811
>>18338820

Hell yea you get to steer the mara.

....We can ride adop its dick right?
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>>18338387
>harem wasn't really what /d/ was aiming for.
Thats not entirely true.
I was aiming for an orgy, if a harem is the way to obtain it.
Well...
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>dx is a power couple

ITT: /x/ and /d/ attempt to convince themselves they're relevant and not going to be the laughing stock degenerate fucktards that they actually are.
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>>18338982
>implying /d/ isn't one of the most active nsfw boards on the site
>pretending you don't want tentacles in your butt

Yeah, okay.
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>>18338987
DEJA VU
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Just woke up
What's happening
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>>18338982
/d/ may be a degenerate fucktard but she's OUR degenerate fucktard.
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>>18336115
I hope that necessitates them ceasing and desisting their shitting up of our board.
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>>18336159
>hurr ur jealous :DDDD
You're a faggot. Fuck off subhuman filth
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>>18338999
Trips are hard to argue with.
When you say >OUR do you mean /x/'s, or /mlp/'s, or both, or 4chan's? Because my understanding of it is /d/ and /x/ are in a rather open relationship, so sharing us okay.
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I believe that you have a say in this too my dears. Let's make the main event official.
strawpoll.me/11669136
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>>18339307
I mean in the "he's an idiot, but he's my idiot" sort of way.
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What is /x/tan wearing to the ball?
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>>18339480
A leather corset and leashes leading to her dates
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>>18339483

These don't look like corsets friend.
>>18336880
>>18337037
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>>18339355

I really hope some doors are locked and can never be opened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th3YMEamzmw
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/dx/ confirmed by poll
You won't mind if we bring along /toy/ right? Creepy dolls seem right up your alley <3
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>>18340424
Aren't /toy/ and /mlp/ going? Is it gonna be a double date, then?
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>>18340433
I'm for a double date.
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>>18340433
>>18340463
/toy/ is pretty slow with responses so we're thinking of just kidnapping them, and /mlp/ seems more keen to third wheel us than to double date. It's up to you /x/philes of course, we'll _love_ all of you, but there were some sacrifices.
>>18336437
>>18337149
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>>18340481

Yeah they don't seem to be happy about the double date idea, and our terms were we would let them 3rd wheel not hook them up.

Regardless we will probably get some drama between /mlp/ and /toy/ trying to get into our pants
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/vp/ here.
There are some rumors going around that /x/ was interested in taking us, but it looks like you guys sorted it out, which works out fine since /vp/ and /tg/ have some plot development shit to get out of the way anyways, so you wouldn't gain much from getting us in your party.

Have fun getting ready!
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>>18336811
>no
T. Pol
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>>18340433
It's not a double date.
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>>18340481

I vote we have a horse gimp and a barbie doll along for the ride at the ball. There's always extra tentacled eldritch outside beings down for some strange.
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>twf you won`t see /dxtg/ triple date
Spooky stories, magical realm and tentacles.
>>
I still think /diy/ and /x/ would have a fantastic time together. /diy/ doesn't have that much free time due to work and hobbies but we took the next day off so we could stay out late together.
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>>18336644
SHADILAY
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Has anyone tried going out with /3dcg/?
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>>18336552
Time to make new ones.
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>>18336811
Bite the dust
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>>18336811
fuck off
>>
did we want to vote on what we're wearing
>>
Can some one explain me what's winter ball , I'm kinda new in this
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>>18345076
It's when we all act like teenage Gaia RPers in order to foster better relationships between boards, reemphasize board culture, encourage cross-posting and generate board-tan OC.
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>>18336159
>>18336160
>mfw these aspies think that kek is real and meme magic works
Time to go back to /pol/.
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Hey /x/ /pol/ack here, I've noticed a decrease in the shitposting going on in our thread and people trying to start drama with other boards. First I'll apologize and say that the best strategy would be to ignore them have fun.
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>>18335900
You had me at buttholes.
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can i get a qt succubus lil sister?
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I wonder what is like to get a ghost blowjob...Dan got one...we should ask him :/
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>>18335937
Yeah im one lol and horny... I'm tempted to summon a incubus.... I'm hot and shouldn't need to. But men can't make me cum lately :(
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>>18336058

What makes you think we actually give a flying fuck about your god
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fa/tg/uy and former /x/phile here (twas long, long ago, but I still remember this board as my first home). Stopped by after wondering what /d/ was up to and seeing they were courting you. I approve.

When /x/ was with /tg/, it was cute, but there was only so much we had in common.
I couldn't have cared less about you and /mu/
I can't believe some are considering /pol/. Just... no.
On the other side, /d/ was a fun fling for us at /tg/. We had a lot of fun playing CoC and the other CoC. But deep down we always felt we could be with somebody else (and things are going great with /vp/)
I kinda liked /d/ with /mlp/, but I guess horsecock will only get you so far.
But now, /d/ with /x/ is probably my favorite. Succubi practically define the both of you (/d/emona IS one), not to mention the glory that is creepy waifus
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>>18335937
Nope, we're going /polo/
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So is /dxtoymlp/ going to join in on the Wacky races like the rest?

Confirmed for that so far is:
/polo/ in a bumped up Toyota Supra.
/mint/ in a giant mech-mobile
[s4sc/ On a tandem bike with Bury in the basket.
/histgvp/ on a chariot with a Rapidash (I think it changed to a newer pokemon) pulling it.
/flit/ Is going to try cardio and /fit/ will carry /lit/ the whole time.
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>>18350538
/tgvphis/'s chariot
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>>18350538
We were talking a little about it on the /d/ thread. Between the two threads, we seem to have these ideas currently in play:

Riding Mara from MegaTen (with tentacle turret attached)
Creepy coach a la >>18338544
Carriage/similar led by bondage slave ponygirls a la >>>/d/7123871
Riding giant flying octopodes with dick tentacles
Some kind of kaiju (though we'd probably get into a fight with /mint/)
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>>18339003
>them
>our board
You know pol is board wide, right?
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>>18339036
You sound just like pol
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>>18345185
>comes to /x/
>doesn't believe in chaos magic

Wew
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>>18352888
>Getting trips to prove kek's existence

Nioce
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>>18336275
yeah no, you have a worse chance than /b/

we still luv you tho - /x/
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>>18336362
nigga that is fucking touhou
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>>18338544
Yes, but obviously it should be full of tentacles.
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>>18351248
I like a combination of 2 and 3 best. /mlp/ and /toy/ will be perfect for the job!
>>
This entire thread is gayer than cum in a mustache.
>>
>>18335900
i think /x/ should dump /pol/ and go with /x/, do you really care about demon summoning so much that you are willing to go with a hateful bigot? Also, who cares about goofy fog gods when you can hang out with an actual demon? or two... or three... or four... they might rape you, but that's just part of the fun.
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>>18355832
/x/ isn't going with /pol/.
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>>18355832
/pol/ is going with /o/.
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>>18355809
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>>18355832
>i think /x/ should dump /pol/ and go with /x/,
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