i just realized that aliens told us the world will end in 2012

>>18333740
dat has nothing to do with the alien master plan.

btw. its working

>Hey Bleefgor, wanna fuck with this planet, and give them some prophecies or some dumb shit?
>Why?
>Cause it'll be funny when they freak out.
>Let's do it

This is the most likely answer.
>Hey, Gurblax want to watch the stupid primitives run around like a decapitated snarblok? It's funny as fuck.

>>18333913
Meant to link to >>18333752

They need gold. So we get it for them.

Why do they need gold? For advanced technology.

This was always the bargain.

>>18333917
One only has to look at what we use gold for in advanced technology. Multiply that exponentially.

That's why we are here. Some of the first signs of human organization center on attaining gold.

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>>18333740
Believing what some Mexican aliens told you

>>18333927
You don't know what we use gold for, or it's applications in technology. Or how much they really need.

>>18333740
There's a reason why they're called "Illegal Aliens".